Thursday, 06 April 2006 By A new solutionSick of having a finger in them, a boatload of Dutch Dykes are heading for Oz.
"It is true, yes, that Australia is full of homosexuals?" asked the skipper Caroline van Longeren,
"So we sail here with a carrot in our cunts for future fucking."
At Fremantle the PM stood on the shore and waved a welcome with the rest of the Aussie lads.
"I've brought my fork!" he called out to the lesbian boatload.