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Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive?
A. His personality.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?
Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q: You are trapped in a room with a crocodile, a tiger and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the Collingwood fan – twice!
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"If it means one or two of them can’t cut the mustard any more then hard decisions will have to be made." --Eddie McGuire
Eddie McGuire's concern for the success of the AFL competition is very well documented. The problem is that there are too many clubs based in Melbourne and that the population cannot sustain this many local clubs. One of the concerns is that the struggling Melbourne clubs are draining money from the other clubs. The main reason for this is that Melbourne cannot sustain 10 clubs.
NEW FOOTY STAT HAS DEFINITE CORRELATION WITH RESULT
Swinbum Institute of Football Studies
The Swinbum Institute of Football Studies has led the way with innovative enumeration of fundamental football activities that have enabled a new way to understand and discuss the great game of football. Hard ball gets, clangers, contested/non-contested marks, number of abos in forward 50; you name it we have come up with it. And now after many hours of study we have come up with the definitive footy stat.
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