Created: Wednesday, 17 May 2006 Written by ChatoUS trip brings about medical crisis.
It had to happen: So intense and close
the relationship between Uncle John
Suckhole's lips and Dubya's anus that
biological fusion has resulted.
Dr Longdongle, the surgeon who is famous
for separating fused ant testicles,
commented on this most unusual case.
"I have never seen such perfect fusion before.
The sucking force must have been enormous!
But it seems such a shame to separate them,
as they seem so happy together, and there
has been no loss of function."