Scotty the Simp Assaults Elderly Citizen

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COVID-19 vaccinations began in Australia today with Prime Minister Scott Morrison among the first handful of recipients, naturally.

He was always going to be at the front of the queue.

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Pastor Disaster’s Smoke, Mirrors and Denial

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Australia burns while the government ignores reality

First it was Sydney, then Canberra, now Melbourne is opaque with acrid bushfire smoke, the worst it has ever endured.

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BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

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LNP scorched earth agenda ramps up after scraping back into government

Raving reporteur for Xenox News, Max Gross, strikes back after two weeks of lying under the dining table in abject despair amid the post-election blues!

• “That’s a slogan, not a policy” – Anthony Albanese
• “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want too test a man’s character, give him power” – Abraham Lincoln
• “He who wins through fraud is not a winner” – Umar ibn al-Khattab (Al-Farooq)
• “Aussies are happy in their materialistic world as long as water is coming out of the tap and nothing bad lands on their doorstep” – Sue C.

There is a scene in Beneath The Planet Of The Apes where the last surviving “intelligent” humans are praying in the nuked remains of a cathedral and, in a moment of awful revelation to the long-suffering Nova and Brent as a nuclear missile rises from a silo underfoot, pull their faces off to reveal the grotesque, skinless reality beneath human-looking masks: these “humans” are deranged mutants intent of destroying the entire planet and everything on it.

That’s precisely how I felt when early on Election Night it became obvious that not only had Labor lost the “unlosable election” but that interim PM Morrison – the cack-handed Pentacostal nutter, that smug, barking, smirking used car salesman and interim leader of the raving rightwing wingnut LNP – had won.

My fellow Australians were revealed as grotesque freaks intent on destroying the world.

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Budget 2018: Take No Prisoners!

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Peering through the periscope of his hidden Far South Coast bunker, Max Gross, raving reporteur for xenoxnews.com, appraises the state of Australia’s stinking, carcass-strewn political battlefield and makes ready with vomit bags, mops  and hoses. No bandages needed, no prisoners taken!

All you need to know about Federal Trasherer Scoff Morbidscum‘s last ever budget is this: the rich will get richer, the poor get a kick in the guts and spit in the face. Standard LNP Modus Operandi.

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Elections? We've had a few...

Another year, another Aussie election.

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Turnbull Robs and Gropes!

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LIEBRAL MENDACITY & BLOCK-WAR DOWNUNDER

“Budget surpluses or deficits are not economic decisions forced upon us by economic ‘facts’. They are political decisions. Decisions around the level of taxation (revenue collection), service provision (government spending), inflation and unemployment are also political decisions – not economic ones” – Kay Rollison, 14 February 2015, Debt and Deficit Duplicity, http://theaimn.com/

“There is a generation, whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men” – Proverbs 30:14

“Poverty is the worst form of violence” – Mahatma Gandhi

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