Created: Wednesday, 07 July 2004 Written by TrevorJenny Macklin will gobble your tacklin'
'Iron Bar' Tuckey will give you non-stop sucky!
Deputy PM Anderson;
Loves having a fist jammin' in.
Look out for Senator Faulkener
he loves to be fucking your daughter.
Bob Brown WILL go down
(even on the first date!)
copped it up the rear
at The Los Angeles Marriott
her cunt you can fill up.
Natasha; Oh Senator Natasha!
All I ask is one flash of your gash-a
Simon Crean likes it mean (and in leather)
Peter Costello is an odd fellow;
Tis said that with his missus he liked to do the business
only when he was covered in marshmallow!
Has there been anything more gruesome
Than the Prime Minsterial twosome?
Said Hyacinth:"Oh come fuck me dear!"
But lil Johnny had to abstain
for he already had Dubya in his rear!