Created: Thursday, 22 June 2006 Written by ChatoAwful rumour has no basis - never, ever...
Honest John has strenuously denied that there
is any truth in an awful rumour that he has
taken a large bribe to go over to the other side,
stop worrying, and start loving Osama.
"I promise that I would need a much larger bribe
than was offered, and my word is my non-core bond!
I am a man of principle after all.
What do you think I am, a cheap arse-sucking slut?"