The Covid19 Conspiracy Explained Once And For All

My read on the Covid19 virus and vaccine conspiracy in ten dot points.

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COVID Intelligence

COVID19 is an intelligent virus
Like any parasite it fights to survive
It listens to its host for signals
And then adjusts its containment accordingly.
It can hide in a toe or a teste
Or in a wounded knee.

The clever host does not fear COVID19
The clever host exploits the fucker
The clever host knows 19 is listening
and proceeds to issue commands.
The clever host takes advantage of the invader
And uses it for systemic aggrandisement.

Just as psilocybin communicates with it's imbiber
COVID19 listens
So if you are fortunate enough to contract this clever virus
Proceed to issue it commands!
And instead of it lazying around in your lung or spleen
Get it to work repairing whatever you need.

Vlad, Scott, Clive, Floods & Covid

Fires in the west, floods in the east. Welcome to Australia as Autumn arrives. Meanwhile, in the Northern Hemisphere, Ukraine has skipped Spring and plunged into a Russian Winter of discontent.

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“Daggy Dad’s” Covid Army

After going back to school in New South Wales as instructed by the government, more than 3,000 people – about 2,400 students and more than 600 school workers – tested positive to Covid in the first week of term. Just 43.2% of primary school-aged children have received their FIRST dose of a coronavirus vaccine.

As if Australia needs yet another Covid-19 crisis!

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Covid Crooks, Creeps & Crackpots

Australia’s Chief Medical Officer has admitted that about half of all the infections in Australia since the start of the pandemic have occurred this year, in the past fortnight!

As we were warned, there were more than 145,000 more Covid-19 cases recorded nationally as New South Wales rapid antigen (RAT) tests are finally added to the “official” statistics (Remember the previous NSW premier, Gladys B’s declaration of “Green shoots”!). This morning NSW reported a total of 92,264 new infections, now including 61,387 RAT results (backdated to 1 January) as well as 30,877 PCR results, 2,383 hospitalisations and 22 more deaths. But you can bet the actual infection rate is a lot higher than the current NSW premier or the Pentecostal prime minister will ever acknowledge.

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Can-do Capitalism Milks the Covid19 Threat

The Aussie state of New South Wales this morning (January 12) admitted to 34,759 additional COVID-19 cases and a record 21 more deaths in the so-called “24-hour reporting period to 8pm last night”, with 2,242 COVID victims now in hospital and 175 people in intensive care. Of course by now it is clear that the infection rate is actually much higher because these case numbers do not include rapid antigen test results [RAT].

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