Created: Tuesday, 13 February 2007 Written by Chato
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Growing hysteria seizes the patricians
of the "investment" classes as their
hero loses his marbles.

Faced with the increasing possibility of
life without John, the kindly plutocrats
and little rich Ozzi battlers of the vital
"investment" classes, are coming down with
acute ring twitter. Many "aspirationals"
no longer wish to carry on, and they are
feeding their bodies into huge paper
shredding machines that once shredded
loads of potentially incriminating documents.

Recent images of John reveal the horrible
ravages of advanced dementia.