Created: Friday, 02 June 2006 Written by ChatoFROM THE INCREDIBLY UNCLEAN AND
CONFUSED CREATURES WHO GAVE UP
LIVING AND BECAME POOR, DOOMED
TOILERS INFECTED WITH BIRD FLU
Oz PM races against the clock to protect
property prices from virulent bird flu.
As the threat of pandemic flu grows on
the horizon, Uncle Suck Arse, the Oz
Performing Monkey, is sparing his own
wealth in setting up a stern but fair
barrier to protect the very best people.
Uncle Suck Arse had already saved the
pure of blood from the dirty rabble,
and the unfair threat of paying tax,
during an earlier privilege panic.
His tribute (GST) levied upon the
retarded, drooling masses, kept them
in servitude and bondage for a time,
but now an even greater threat, of
flu-infected lower class swine running
wild in disease-spreading terror,
threatens the Howardland patrician
classes, and their property prices.
A fine non-core landmark speech was
delivered by Uncle Suck Arse, the
Ostrichlian Performing Monkey:-
"Those God-fearing, and high interest
rate fearing, family values type voters,
who represent the non-core of our once
was a nation, have every right to expect
to be protected from the masses of
unclean bludgers in the Howardland.
I have made a note to honestly promise
something about that later, but we must
keep our focus on the main issues and
not be distracted by any of those
unimportant non-wealth things.
Call me sociopathic if you must, but
in these economically rational times we
should remember the words of Jesus and
then get on with the Final Solution and
finish the job without flinching, even
if the weaklings shriek in agony!
Only the sternest Globalist National
Socialist principles will work now!
As the first and last line of protection
against bird flu, my coalition of noble
suckholes will impose a stern but fair
identification system upon the soiled
losers in our fine once was a nation.
Any impure underclass cockroach that
fails to produce its Un-Smart Android
Card I.D. upon demand by Howardland S.S.
(Social Security) officers, will lose
its national consumer status and be
sent immediately to the chinese-owned
and run Hoo Flung Dung Soylent Brown
There they can pay Mutual Obligation to
the Howardland patricians by releasing
all their precious bodily fluids into a giant vat.
The dry husk that is left can serve the state
and the economy by becoming packets of
tasty and very nutritious, Soylent McNuggets."