Created: Sunday, 14 January 2007 Written by FrankBlues
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Aussies lead a lifestyle the envy of the moron world.

Our beaches contain the world’s best pussy.

Bar none.

Now that motherfuckin' muslim mufti muthurfucker says we are convicts!

I'm shocked I tells ya; shocked!

Can we have our convict cunt and eat it too? Is this the ethical conundrum poised by this half-blind muslim extremist?

Can you eat cunt and still fight the war on terror?

What does our 70 year old PM say? What words of wisdom will he spill? Will it be a pearl necklace from our dear leader?

The lessons should be clear for all Aussie Muslim's: bag our country and that’s it. We will kick you out!

I'm grabbing my Aussie rag and marching down the beach and we will light a big bonfire and burn effigies of those aussie-hating swine.

Sydney Mufti, Osama, Saddam, Tojo, the Kaiser, that Turkish cunt at Gallipoli.

The whole fucking lot right up in smoke.

And after that it is the cunt on the beach we will direct our attention to; with the glorious Southern Cross overhead there will be spunk bubbles all night long.

Glad to be Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi!

(And I expect you Gloria down at the beach as well...)