Created: Tuesday, 21 March 2006 Written by Chato
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Queensland christian faithful give thanks
to their great Dark Lord.

Those of the deep north, think that because
Cyclone Johnny sucked almost as bad as
Uncle Suckhole himself, it surely is an omen
of even more wonderful things to come in the
glorious Howardland.

As Doreen Dripworthy stood in the rubble that
was once her house, she was in raptures.
"When that big ol' cyclone came sweepin' in,
I just knew it was a blessing from God's
little prophet, Satan's little helper, the
PM of Ostrichlia waving the crooked-cross
of Jesus the lord of the flies and liars."