So I started work at the new job the other day. I toddled off to the loo ‘cause I was busting for a slash. I was standing at the urinal in that post-euphoric state of relief when a co-worker standing next to me turned to introduce himself. He said:
“Hi, I’m Larry and I have the biggest cock in this place” and waved his member at me.
Welcome to your new job!
How should I react to such an introduction?