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Dear Mr Boxhead,
It seems that lovely Mr Abbott is giving away Knighthoods. I am wondering what is the criteria for getting one? My husband worked very hard for Australia, and he loves the Queen, so surely he should be a chance. Don’t you think?
Former Hostess of Lodge&Kirribilli House
Dear Hyacinth (I know it’s you),
A Knighthood hey? For your little bald headed Hubby? Sure why not, I mean wasn’t everything lovely when he was PM. As for now…
Christ. That Abbott is a dead set fuckwit.
Even with me noggin stuck in a box I can’t avoid seeing it. It’s got so bad his band of ex-Real Estate agents and suburban Solicitors is bailing on him. I dunno; was he born dumb or is it just the natural state of being a Liberal Party member?
So Hyacinth I don’t think your Tony will be around long enough to give the gong to your Hubby. I would suggest that if he wants his Knighthood he better start sucking up to the next dimwit from the ranks that takes over the Party of Stupid.