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They free yet? 2 weeks ago.

Think Max is right. That prick is just lurking in the background. Could see him knifing that marshmallow ScoMo and taking over. What a nightmare that would be. 3 weeks ago.

I'd cut off his jib alright! 3 weeks ago.

Has the Ukraine ever not been in a mess? Split it down the middle; half to Poland the other half to Russia. That'll sort them out. 3 weeks ago.

I like that Commander Dutton. I like the cut of his jib. If anyone can lead Aussies to the promised land, then I reckon it is him. 3 weeks ago.

One day later: 112 new cases. Going UP!  3 weeks ago.

Something is better than nothing. I'll take it! 3 weeks ago.

20 years 'n I'm a jest gettin starded.  One 'o these days, I'm gonna be thar Prime Minister of Australia.  Yessiree - all y'all gotta do is vote fer Ricardovitz.  Free Drugs fer the Drug addicts - 'n right powerful drugs too.  Whe n you depart this World, Ricardovitz is gonna make sure y'all Dopers git the ride of yer life.  Yer Brains 'll be on fire bathed in the serine senastions of dandalions 'nm poppies.  I'm gonna do great thangs. Yessiree!!! 3 weeks ago.

Coming up to 20 years now... 4 weeks ago.

Yessiree, inhanced jabs keep them workers 'o mine work'n hard 'n commin back fer more.   My paps learnt me that folks is slaves ta thar own vice.  Them yankees may of freed them Negros, but Negros love tickl'n thar brains with Crank'n Coolaid. I'm jest happy to oblige. 4 weeks ago.

It seems Prof Williams has seen the future with his enhanced XenoxVac, for as the latest COVID data is showing, we will be needing regular shots of new vaccine formulations. And what better way to get the hoi polloi on board then by adding a few extra mind altering ingredients with each shot.

I would be patenting this idea soon Prof, because you can bet the Pharma behemoths will be eyeing it off for their new jabs. 4 weeks ago.

Shit, this is exactly what that fuckwit Aussie PM ScoMo needs. He could solve the COVID problem in one fell swoop if he could get Prof Williams' smack-laden Vaccine into the arms of dinki-di Aussies.
4 weeks ago.

Straight as thar edge of my Bowie Knife - that's how paps told me ta be, 'n thats how I am.  Dern't need none of yer Devil-Breath, Devil-Dust or Devil-lettice.  Lord tells folks ya can drink His wine, 'n that's all ya git. Everthang else come from the Devil!!! Wednesday, 30 June 2021

Christ Ricky. You are a straight edged loser. Your mind is shrinkwrapped in that idiot book your mommy made you read as a child.

Get on the leaf. Get on the pipe. Eat the 'shroom. Expand your horizons. These things were placed on our earth to enlarge our consciousness beyond the tiny good&evil you Christian fuckwits want to lock us in. Monday, 28 June 2021

Y'all Dopers 'n Drug Addicts is gonna burn in thar files of Hell.  Start out with the Devil's Lettace, 'n move 'long to that thar glass pipe with the Devil's hot breath in it.  Dern't need ta wait ta burn in Hell, just puff on the glass pipe 'n you is already thar. Monday, 28 June 2021

Hello? What about the pain ensuing? Not a very good look. Sunday, 27 June 2021

I dealt with China 13 years ago. Can read my prophetic prognosis here:

CHINA: ECONOMIC COLOSSUS OR ECONOMIC BASKETCASE?

Nothing about dead Reds or bullseyes. Just clear level headed analysis after a Hookah or two.


Thursday, 24 June 2021

Red is Dead.  China is gowin down down down.  Xi Jinping git a bullsey on his head 'n a laser-beam burnin a dot in it.  Thar South Shall Rise 'n we're takin'in Aussiland with us fer to put the big hurt on Xi Jinping's China. Yessiree I see Nukes a fly'n!!! Thursday, 24 June 2021

Hell yeh! That'll stop the Red revolution. A bunch of know-nothing Senators voted to ban something they don't know-nothing about! Keep up the good fight Ricky.



Dickhead. Wednesday, 23 June 2021

Xi Jinping's "Critical Race Theory" Banned In Australia.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls, thar fair minded Aussie Senate voted Monday fer bann'n  Marxist Critical Race Theory from classrooms Down Under.  This here be a big 'ol disappointment to fat Xi Jinping.  He so fat, Kim Fatty make fun of him.  Anywho, 30 smarty-smart Aussies said "HELL NO" to the Commies.  But, 28 Aussie Senators was lick'n Xi Jinping's Marxist balls like honey bees on sugarsmacks.

Hey, boys 'n girls, Commies is a Disease - they need tar be beat on the head with a heap of heavy common sense.   Ricardovitz - report'n the news ta Aussies since 1976.
Tuesday, 22 June 2021

Chief Chink, Xi Jinping be too fat ta lead, some reckon. Thar international community is frett'n this week 'bout revelations implicatin Commie China’s Xi Jinping bein too dern fat to ta tell Americans tar go fornicate themselves.

Xi Jinping cain't even blow out no birfday candels.  Nosiree, he cain't!!  China corresponded reported Xi Jinping 's already be vary angry, vary hungry, 'n still VARY FAT.  Anywhoo, I done read this in thar Washington Free Beacon.  Thar's also a li'll ditty 'bout it in thar White National Free Press.
Saturday, 19 June 2021

Ever watched when they killed him? More balls than any of the Yankee assholes will ever have. Saturday, 19 June 2021

Prof. What is the antigen that elicits the repsonse? The spike protein you say; but is it the Lee or the Gupta? Friday, 18 June 2021

You know whenever I see your deranged rants Ricky I hear banjos. And I hear pigs squealing. I imagine the mud pit where you, your sister, and the pig are rolling around naked. Enjoying yourselves in the way that your dumbarse god meant.

Now I got nothing against you hillbillies expressing your sexuality. We are all entitled to that. But it is the pig I object to. Can't you just stick to poking your sister; why must you bring the poor defenceless creature into your peverted orgies?

Hope one day that pig get's his jaws on your little pea shooter and rips it right off ya hillbilly cunt! Tuesday, 15 June 2021

You want thar Devil-Jab?  Stick that jabber of yers in thar AIDS infested, poo coated rectal thang them lady-boys git on thar King's Cross. Yu'll have a life 'o Devil-bliss 'n ferever shits of piss....'n blood. Tuesday, 15 June 2021

Does this XenoxVac jab enter thru the Pineal gland? Can it unlock the secrets of our universe for me?

Will it Immunise me against the pains of life? The dread days of living? Stop my mind turning in on itself as I grow steadily shabby and old...

Can it it unleash the power within? My strength unleashed in a fury of fists and violence. Maybe with it I can liberate the oppressed. The downtrodden. Can it make me a beacon of Power and Worship?

With my 'Second Shot' will I be able to stand naked and not ashamed amongst my peers? My manhood proud, bold, and erect?

I tell you, if this vaccine cannot. Then I will not.
Saturday, 12 June 2021

Dr. Japimoto, you ain't git nothin!  My brain is vast 'n smart. A tribute ta thar top-dog of all mankind. I can outsmart ya cipher'n, farm'in, mix'n charmicles 'n corralling farm hands. This tain't no bragadociary by Ricardovitz.  Nosirree itain't.  Thar Lord smiled down apon Ricardovits when he was birthed.  I be liv'n thar dream.  The Lord's Cross smile'n down upon me from the mountain yonder.  Lit up God's sky ever night. Friday, 11 June 2021

I got a vaccine for you my good man. It will inject a neuronal stem cell. Which could then locate itself into your obviously empty skull and populate you with a brain. Thursday, 10 June 2021

Git poked, er git revoked.  Thar Vaccine 'll set ya free, 'n I git a special vaccine fer folks work'n my land.  Yessiree, I surely do!!!  Come on down 'n I'll git ya credit at my Ricardovitz company store.  Good fer yer hole fambily, specially them little ones.  Give 'em a touch of go-juice 'n watchout, cuz they git ta pick'n collard greens like a piglet root'n 'round fer the red-root. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

I normally don't descend into the cheap seats but seeing this is from the great man of Washington I thought I'd better respond...

Where is the peer review Anthony? Up ya fucking arse,that's where it is!
You think that someone with my intellect would deign to let some Dr Nobody from Hicksville Institute have a look at my world shaking research? No. Fucking. Way.
Now how about you piss off back to DC and come up with your own bloody vaccine.

Love, Prof Williams. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

You know I had some fucking plans before all this shit. Lined up a lot of meetings with investors all over the World for my project. And this type of project requires face to face meetings. Anyone can fake it over Zoom, right?

The dreams I had for myself, my family, my community... All shattered by this fucking virus. So I am hoping Prof that this vaccine, unlike all the rest, will give us the break we need to go out there and INNOVATE and ENTREPRENEUR.

Otherwise I don't know what the fuck I will do. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

Peer review my good man. Where is the peer review? Tuesday, 08 June 2021

Sounds fabulous! Where can I score, sorry, get some of this hi-tech saviour? I've had it with the masks and shackles. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

Oh that'll be wonderful Ricky. We do need something new to clean the dunny with. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

While yer walk'n 'bout with yer Willie polk'in out on Bourke St, why not have a gander at Ricardovitz's "Rebel Shoppe".  Jest ask the counter-jockey fer "Big-Jimmy" and he'll give ya a li'll Confederate Flag fer free!!! Yessiree!!! Tuesday, 08 June 2021

Inject me with your love Jeebus! Saturday, 05 June 2021

Got my jabs so feeling as free as bird. So free in fact that I might just walk down Bourke St with my fly undone. Friday, 04 June 2021

Dumbass. You from the USA? Then you is a Yankee. And you can kiss my dixie ass! Thursday, 03 June 2021

I ain't no Yankee.  That's like say'n yer Abos is Geechee negros. Anywho, I'm run'n fer Prime Minister of Australia - a vote fer Ricky is a vote fer Freedom. Thursday, 03 June 2021

President Jimmy is a legend mate. He put solar panels on the White House, and Osama into Afghanistan. What more could a liberal want? He made them feel all righteous and holy, meanwhile the turd he just dropped destroyed the third world.

Hard to know with the Yanks who is worse. Hillbilly numbnuts like Ricky. Or their dumbarse sanctimonious Liberal class.

Fuck them all I say.

Wednesday, 02 June 2021

I dern't do noth'n coz that south-georgia, Jimmy Carter fool!  That 'ol dummy Carter, jest made it so's the po-po can give you a seeding ticket fer driv'n 56mph.  We told that fook Carter ta go fornicate the Devil.  Up here we banned thar Devil, but we still know how ta run a hot rod up the arse-end of a south-Georgia Democrat gummer. Wednesday, 02 June 2021

Den1 come back Saturday, 29 May 2021

Why you peanut planting fiend! Are you really just a hillbilly cos-playing Jimmy Carter after all? Saturday, 29 May 2021

Well, howdy Jimmy.  When you git washed up in thar hills of Clayton GA, I'm a gonna be thar, gun in hand 'n a good pay'n job fer ya.  You can pick my peanuts 'n if you dern't yer boyfriend can pick my buckshot outa yer balls. Friday, 28 May 2021

When the ice shears off Greenland and Antarctica, and raises the sea level instantly by 5 meters we are gunna be like that fish. Dead and washed up on some faraway shore.

Enjoy your future. Thursday, 27 May 2021

Bring back Tzippi and Condoleeza! They really knew how to have diplomatic get togethers, where critical issues were discussed, human rights negotiated, and land swaps for peace made.

And what else would they do after all that?

Well, I can only imagine!

Yours with blood engorged staff in hand,
Hairy Fuknuckle Thursday, 27 May 2021

This tain't no Peachtree City, boy.  Them fool white folks rid'n 'round in golf carts think'n some dumb 'ol fence is gonna keep y'all negros out - you stick with them, ya hear?  Cuz, up here we take our guns out 'n start shoot'n em all a sudden fer no reason at all, or ta shoot any 'ol livin thang wonder'n 'bout.  Tain't no negro who wonder all thar way up in these parts make it out 'live without pay'n our exit tax. Saturday, 22 May 2021

Gunna be bug zapping your white ass you dumbass! When the brothers come and repossess your farm we gunna hitch you to a plough and run your white ass to the ground. Gunna be laughing all the way Friday, 21 May 2021

Tain't got none of them kind of folks 'round here.  We gotta big lit Cross up on thar town mountain ta keep 'em away.  Works on Jews, Muslims ''n Negros.  Better 'n' a bug-zapper. Friday, 21 May 2021

Reading this and I can't help thinking about ASPI. Surely that Sheltered Home of China bed-wetters was created at this spook lovefest. I bet all the characters that run that dump were there too. Friday, 21 May 2021

Just cant believe that PM Sharon's arse couldn't break the deadlock. He was such a man among men! I mean look at all the death and destruction he left behind; all for the Greater Israel.
Surely somewhere in his colon was the promise of peace? Friday, 21 May 2021

We can do it a 60 Saturday, 15 May 2021

Y'all ain't woke up from nothing!!!  Ware is yer guns?  WARE IS YER GUNS???  Y'all is a bunch of fool-follow'n stooges who done gave up all yer gooberment fight'n arms fer 'n Aussie anal-fist'n 'n a gooberment herpes special blowjob. Tuesday, 11 May 2021

Only 13 years ago, but seem the Aussies have woken up Ricky! Sunday, 09 May 2021

A reckoning. Sunday, 09 May 2021

All Aussies must fight to the last Taiwanese to ensure that the genocide in the Xinjiang work for the dole concentration camps doesnt happen and Pres Biden remains number 1.

It is that simple. Thursday, 06 May 2021

f it comes to a shooting war with China, Pez and Obergruppenfuhrer Kartoffelpuffer should be in the front line, preferably strapped to a nuclear missile a-la “Dr Strangelove“.  NICE. Thursday, 06 May 2021

Old Scomo... He is a bit of a rascal! Shoehorned into his safe seat and now running Australia like it was a Real Estate Agency. Well in these crazy times I suppose it's the best Aussies could hope for. A second rate nation, with a second rate leader.

Pity though that we have pissed off the only buyer who might want this dump of a place! Thursday, 06 May 2021

You tain't never been ta no Warwoman Dell Baptism, I reckon.  We git it on right special - it'll pluck yer feathers 'n perty-up yer liver.  Ain't a dern thang laughable 'bout it.  I seen thar Lord work one over in mysterious ways.  Yessiree, boy, I sure as a pile 'o poo on a jew have. Wednesday, 05 May 2021

Listen my dear chap, I have been smothered in cognac, cunt, and cocaine for my 'baptism'. Why on earth would I want to be dunked in some filthy stream to become a member of the religion of the slaves?

It is laughable. Wednesday, 05 May 2021

Come on down here, Asshole Crowley, 'n I'm gonna Baptize you 'n git you right with thar Lord again.  Wednesday, 05 May 2021

Fuck those born again christian numbnuts. They are a curse on our world.

I used to be in the Brethren so I know... Tuesday, 04 May 2021

Y'all cain't all be drink'n spirits from Cans! Thar tain't 'nuff motell rooms in Cans fer all thar spirit-drink'n Aussies 'n' Abos.  I recken thar be lots of film festivelers sipp'n lattes 'n fruity umbrella drinks 'n whatnot over thar.  Tuesday, 04 May 2021

The future has arrived www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/apr...ths-axis-study-shows Monday, 03 May 2021

How far into the future? Monday, 03 May 2021

We drink our lager from cans, not jars. And we don't fuck our sisters either.

Seems there is some differences between us. Monday, 03 May 2021

Pints is fer sissy socialist queers.  We drink from mason-dixon jars. Dern't the Soviet Onion invet pints, metric, killergrams 'n other nefarious whatnot? Friday, 30 April 2021

Back to the matters at hand...

Love to have a pint with the Queen Mum. Sucking piss and to the rest of the Commonwealth we diss. Wednesday, 28 April 2021

Another hidden classic Wednesday, 21 April 2021

I git me a stainless steel Bible - good fer thump'n Homosexuals on thar head until they git right with God. Tuesday, 20 April 2021

Fuck u hillbilly. And you can take your bible and stick it up your shit encrusted arse. Monday, 19 April 2021

You sound 'bout like a A-1 cunny-hate'n homosexual.  A sextarded dummy who thinks a gal's cunny is fer cook'n 'n not fornicat'n.  Ware you come from, Chester?  East Assfucknstan?  Lord, please fergive me if'n you find any word's not tar yer lik'n in my writ'en.  But, when you send these here homosexuals at me want'n tar boil a woman's private parts cuz he perfers a man's shit-shooter, well, You is really challeng'n me.  Lord, you mak'n me feel like Job - I love You even with this here cra-cra, meth-smok'in wakos all 'round!!! Friday, 16 April 2021

Stuff all the cunts into a bag and dump them into boiling water. Yeh that sounds a-bout fucking right! Thursday, 15 April 2021

Could we have an English Breakfast Roya Family? That would be my cuppa tea. Thursday, 15 April 2021

Sissy? What sort of numbknucle name is that? Is that what you call her when you diddlin'? Or is it your mama that springs to your perverted hillbilly mind? Thursday, 15 April 2021

Dern't worry none 'bout Sissy.  She got her lippy on 'n is work'n my pick'n engineers like a rabid bitch on a basket of mice. Bless her soul.  Thar strong shall survive; the weak 'll become hog-slop. Tuesday, 13 April 2021

Really Ricky? Have you told your sister about this? Because I would think she has ownership on that little peashooter of yours. Tuesday, 13 April 2021

I am all 'bout the Lord's Word.  But, if'n thar Lord wants me ta be King 'o England, 'n I got ta fornicate with Lizzy, well, I'm gonna make that pecker stand at attention 'n poke 'er right in that 'ol pussy.  I'll do it fer y'all.  I'm gonna kill them Commies with my luv. Tuesday, 13 April 2021

Well Ricky I never! I thought you were a true follower of God's word.

And besides, who would want to fornicate with an Anglican... Saturday, 10 April 2021

I'll fornicate with Liz like a wild boar on a dirty sow's vag-hole, if'n she 'll make me King.  Vote for Ricardovitz - King of England  'n sow fornicator FER THAR PEOPLE!!! Saturday, 10 April 2021

Phil is dead can we go straight to Willie as King then? Wouldn't it be lovely to have this Modern Man as the leader of the free world? And not his decrepit and perverted brother?

Willie can put the world to its rights. Friday, 09 April 2021

I see yer King Philip is in fer the big Dirt Nap. Lost his balls a century ago.  You think thar Queen 'll have the dickless 'n sackless king 'o England stuffed and placed on her farplace mantel? Friday, 09 April 2021

Off with all their fucking heads. And turn Buckingham Palace into a refuge for the homeless. Friday, 09 April 2021

"You know what they call them on Deeside?'' The wee man in the Glasgow pub thrust his face closer to mine. "The Germans, that's what they call them, the Germans.''
The 1914-18 war changed everything. Germany and things German, once admired, were now anathema. Dachshunds were stoned in the streets and George V decided that the family name was now an embarrassment. 
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/...n-roots-7907498.html Thursday, 08 April 2021

Liberal???  I reckon Aw's a li'll rough on the Beaver last night. Everthang was all quiet 'n peaceful-like.  Jest a Lord-blessed night.  Then, I smelt a beaver pelt in my future. Waited quietly, the old Osage tree.  Waited.....waited....waited.  She was near alright.  Waited.....waited......waited....thar she was in all her glory.   I had my boot-knife handy 'n razor sharped. Then, with a long forward thrust 'n a flick-o-the-wrist slash, blood was squirt'n 'n I heard the most Gawd-awful noise fer a few seconds.  Then it was done - I had my beautiful li'll beaver pelt - all fer me 'n nowone else. Made a bloody mess of it, but she cleaned up right fine.

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Tuesday, 06 April 2021

She a bit liberal though Ricky, don't you think? Wednesday, 31 March 2021

Hey, boy, thar ain't no queers north of Blacklanta. All them monkeys you is anal-fornicate'n git the AIDS 'n dern't never leave theys monkey-pens.  But, if'n you must know who The Queen of Appalachia (N. Georgia) is, I'm a here ta tell you....Dolly Parton.  She's a turn'n 70-someth'n, 'n 'll run rings 'round Queen Elton. Saturday, 27 March 2021

Oh Elton is our Queen? Sounds delightful!

And who then is the Queen of your Green Land of Georgia my good man? Would it be some dress wearing fairy from Atlanta? Or perhaps a toga clad intellectual flit from Athens GA?
Whoever it is I bet they are big and strong, and like a poke in the bum as most good white men of the South do. And I should know as I have poked a few thete on my visits. Even in Clayton, Georgia. Friday, 26 March 2021

Elton John is yer Queen 'o England.  Is thar an Abo Queen 'o Australia?  I reckon thar ain't. Why thar ain't? Cuz we dern't need no stink'n queens in The Land 'O Thar South!!!  England is fer Queens, so Aussie Land 'll donate all its Queens to England.  This is fer ta spread the AIDS to all them swarthy Pakis 'n foreigners in England. Thursday, 25 March 2021

Dunno about a Queen but a few years ago we had a Princess Thursday, 25 March 2021

Why can't we have an Aussie Queen? Wouldn't it be lovely! Could put their Palace in Rooty Hill; make them the real Monarch of the Masses.

Perhaps when ScoMo gets the boot his Jenny could take on the job? She could Knight Aussie Heroes in their Hillsong Church! What a wonderful story for all us Aussies it would be. Tuesday, 23 March 2021

How about one on sticks? You know, their heads on sticks after they have been chopped off.

I reckon that would go down well with the punters. Monday, 22 March 2021

I done tol y'all I git a few Aussie bucks with that thar perty gal's mug on it.  Alls I gotta do is tape in on the back of one of them ugly harlots work'n my fields 'fore she gits in the barrel bath.  Dern't take me much time tat all tar finish my business, 'n peel that Aussie buck off 'er back after. Friday, 19 March 2021

I reckon the whole Prince Harry and the missus blow up is just a stunt. Give them time, there will be a reconcilliation and the press will love them again. The youtube show will probably be hosted by Piers Friday, 19 March 2021

Oh she is a looker alright. Here she is just about to flash the gash...

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She might be in need of some company soon seeing her Husband is about to be pushing up daisies. Why don't you hop on plane and start camping outside of Buckingham Palace Ricky? You could get lucky. Thursday, 18 March 2021

I'm a gonna tell y'all what you is gonna do.  Nothi'n.  Yer gonna do NOTHI'N!  See, boys 'n girls, I dern't need no 'lectricity to git 'long. Got crops.  Got livestock.  Got fire. Got water.  Got still down by the stream to make me some spirit-money!  Spirit-money 's worth a heap more than that thar Aussi toilet paper y'all be spend'n.  Well, that gal you git on the $1 Aussie-buck she ain't hard on the eyes, 'n I might keep 'er around.  But the rest of that funny-money taint worth nothin.

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Wednesday, 17 March 2021

And when the lights dont switch on? What you gunna do then Quiet one? Wednesday, 17 March 2021

My head is looking like that bald bird. I blame the following (in no particular order):
1. God
2. My mother
3. Mr Cohen
4. The Horn. Oh! Won't it ever go away!
5. The Australian education system.
6. Anarchists Sunday, 14 March 2021

We Aussies don't need guns. If you have a go, we'll fucking nut ya!  Saturday, 13 March 2021

As long as I can afford Bundy and beers, nobody shits on my doorstep[ and the lights come on when I flick the switch, I don't give a fuck about anything or anybody Saturday, 13 March 2021

Ricky you got it wrong. No one chews Frog Gizzards to get high! It is only after you sprinkle some corn flour on 'em does it get ya pecker up and the boys partying ;) Saturday, 06 March 2021

I thought the Yanks changed their President? Haven't seen much difference lately... Saturday, 06 March 2021

You do parties Ricky? I thought you Hillbilly types were just laying about with a stalk of straw between your teeth and diddling your sister with your teeny weeny penies...

Should stop your bullshitting Ricky. Otherwise that bearded god might come down and do some smiting on you Saturday, 27 February 2021

Throw'n a big Covid party, y'all is invited.  I'm a gonna hand out party favours  - the darkies 'll git shovels, 'n hoes.  You light-skinned dopers 'll git a bag-o-seed.  They we is all goin out to thar fields 'n whilst my farm hands is celebrat'in shootin thar favorite guns, the darkies will hoe long trenches fer you dopers ta drop yer seed in.  Then, yer gonna throw this here symposium nitrate on it like confetti 'n squirt H20 all over my 100 acres.  Yessiree, we all is gonna have a good time!!! Friday, 26 February 2021

COVID-19's little brother Friday, 26 February 2021

Now, you go run 'long 'n tell yer big sissy, Rosalind Croucher, ta git on it.  You be sure ta tell Rosi ya git yer feelings all hurt up from FREE SPEECH.  Wile yer at it, you tell her that I am near 99.99% sure her carpet dern't match her curtains, if'n you now what I mean.  But, I sure is a dern fool fer a redhead - they is mean as spit, but all fire in thar crotch!!! Thursday, 25 February 2021

Awww, some 'ol boy, InternetWatchAustralia, he dern't like freedom of speech.  He dern't like thar truth.  Well, I'm a gonna make it easy fer you good buddy, you can report all yer complaints to:
Ricky Ricardovitz
2473 Seed Tic Rd.
Clayton, Ga.  30525 USA

I'm here ta inform you that the Southern Confederacy is in the works of annexing Australia - the "Southest Country on thar Planet".  We here at the Southern Confederacy pride ourselves on freedom of speech, freedom to have guns, 'n freedom to use 'em. Praised be the Lord and the South.  Yessiree, Boys 'n Girls, yessiree!!! Thursday, 25 February 2021

All us Aussies want is just to be left alone...

And to have our house prices to forever keep rising.

You can bet your bottom dollar there'll be a Govt burning if they failed to do that! Tuesday, 23 February 2021

If Aussies werent mostly comatose they would burn this fuckin shit government to the ground Tuesday, 23 February 2021

Send them to:
Cunt,
London
C/o- BBC Complaints Dept Tuesday, 23 February 2021

This must now be Australia's number one website for hate speech comment. Where should complaints be sent or failing any action subpoenas? Tuesday, 23 February 2021

Looky thar, folks, Australia has done took my report 'n rekomendartion ta give white folks the Chink-Flu vaccine first.  Them Abos dern't need no vaccine - eat'n snakes 'n jibby snails git thar gut all fulled with parasites, that thar Chink-Flu dern't want no nevermind with the Abos.  See, boys  'n girls, Ricardovitz is hard at werk fer ya behind the scene. Tuesday, 23 February 2021

ScoMo you are a fine representative of Australia!

And just think, he is a good Christina man too. Monday, 22 February 2021

Interesting to read this now. Same playbook now being run against China. I assume in this case they don't want a hot war but they are pushing it close to the edge... Sunday, 21 February 2021

Looking at Syria now I think that yes indeed, the Yanks have turned into the new Cambodia. Saturday, 20 February 2021

Hard to believe that the primitives of the Nile invented beer. Surely it came from that well spring of civilisation... China. Tuesday, 16 February 2021

“Evidence for the use of beer in sacrificial rites was found during excavations in these facilities,” Monday, 15 February 2021

What about Egyptian beer Mr Prophet? Didn't they invent the stuff?


www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/2/14/egypt-u...s-production-brewery
Monday, 15 February 2021

Tex this is the future calling. Rupert still here and doing worse than ever. Saturday, 13 February 2021

Still tracking Max Ricky? He is a twitter superstar now ;) Friday, 12 February 2021

one blowing forward and the other blowing back Thursday, 11 February 2021

I got a word for ya "Click Clack" Wednesday, 10 February 2021

The Red Empire sure has the west trembling now. Friday, 05 February 2021

Nowadays they just nod in furious agreement with each other. Thursday, 04 February 2021

Way down yonder east 'o Tallahassee, thar Stars 'n Bars is fly'n grand, protect'n our swamps 'n green green pastures.  From.....YANKEE DEMONS!!!
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So many of these nazi dickwads around. If they are not boof-headed hillbilly fuckwits then they are lard arse 'Aussies'... Wednesday, 03 February 2021

I hear they like hiking in the Grampians too... Wednesday, 03 February 2021

What we want is not what we get. Saturday, 30 January 2021

Hedge. This word would now be a significant part of the Podcaster's vocabulary. As in, that Wall St cunt's hair looks like a hedge. Thursday, 28 January 2021

Got any more new words there?

Pellucid. I think I read that one today. 

I also remember the very difficult crosswords that were once published in these very pages. Puzzles that delighted in trotting out words obscure and of high scrabble value. Pity none of them come to my wind-blown mind at the moment. Tuesday, 26 January 2021

Did we lose it in 2003? People were awake back then too? Thursday, 21 January 2021

Sometimes a music tune can help you understand things. Like for instance this song:  

To me it demonstrates the meaning of 'reciprocity' in the negative. In relation to oral sex. Thursday, 21 January 2021

One Idiot out, and one '?' in next...

Time will tell if Pres Biden is about the same as Obama or a bit lower. Thursday, 21 January 2021

Dern't know Mr. Boy, but sure as a still run by Mexicans 'll blow all tar hell, Ricardovits dern't room with nobody.  I ain't go'in ta no jail.  In God's piece of Heaven on Earth, we git thangs done 'n dern't need no law-folks 'round here fer ta help none.  Lawmen is someth'n we jest don't git 'round these parts.  Ricardovitz, he ain't goin noware near ware the darkies are. Ever wonder why snow is white?  Why it dern't snow ware the darkies hale from?  Lord dern't bother bless'n Hell's demons with his white gift from His Heavens - when snow hit one of them darkie demons, it just melt 'n turn ta mud.  Tuesday, 19 January 2021

Is this the sort of stuff you been reading in your King James Bible?

Damn, you Hillbillies are all perverts. If you’re not fucking your sister, you are fantasising about some Prison poo-jabbing! Maybe you will get your chance to live out this fantasy seeing Biden is coming after all you Trump loving rednecks. If you are lucky you could be roomed with a Proud Boy or two. Tuesday, 19 January 2021

Reciprocity is what thar big prison faggot tells that thar punkish white boy he gonna give 'im in the way-far shower stall fer eat'n the snickers bar left on his pillow. Tuesday, 19 January 2021

Big words don't mean much anymore. In fact most words nowadays don't make a lick of difference. Monday, 18 January 2021

Well, Maggie, you dern't know nothin! Likely you ain't never run no company store.  Probaly dern't have no happy rocks er shine fer a fair price neither.  This here is thar 2020's.  You gotta pay yer folks sumpthin so's they can pay yer store clerk fer thar toiletries 'n whatnot.  Tain't like these here folks is gonna hike 30 miles outa hear fer ta git a 6-pack of schlitz 'n a box of smokes.   Whipp'n folks is what we call "barbarick" - somethin my daddy 'n his daddy had to do.  Once a worker checks in at my Plantation, he tain't got no reason ta leave. I treat 'em right good.  'N they work right hard fer me so's I kin reward 'em with a ration of shine 'n I start 'em all out on a Quarter-rock fer nothin!  Anythang they want more 'n a quarter-rock 'n a half-pint of shine, folks can git at the company store.  If'n some 'ol boy dern't want ta work - well, hell, take thar day off!  Ain't gonna be make'n no trip ta the company store that day, though.  Nosirree!!! Thursday, 14 January 2021

Oh that is very generous of you to pay these people Mr Ricardovitz. Not something I would ever do on my farm.

But we do encourage singing! Wednesday, 13 January 2021

Welcome To Thar Ricardovitz Plantation... Rise 'n Shine, boys, y'all git go'in.  Chickletts, you is clean'n out the hogs pen - here's yer shovel, now git!  Moonface - put on these here stomp'n boots, cuz you is stomp'n 'n spread'n all them fresh cow paddies.  Methmouth, I need you to run this here barbed wire down ware some foreigners git killed mess'n 'round the south end, near rabbit rock - take Chi-boy with ya.   Eyecue, you is gonna run a team of "complainers" to pull weeds in the north cabbage field 'n 'round this here greenhouse. Shaniqua, you take Mammie 'n fix up vittles fer thar work'n folk - have everthang down at the mess hall by quitt'n time.  Rayray, Jontuq 'n Fritter, y'all done good work last few days, I want you ta ferry up stream of Hardwick's plot after dark 'n catch a heap of them stocked trout from that thar gooberment pond 'n put em all in Camp Lake. Till then, clean out all that muck from the lake 'n put it in Moonface's shit-bag fer spread'n.

Thar 'll be food 'n money wait'n fer y'all at the mess hall when you finish.  Any questions.....Any complaints......GOOD!  Now, git to it!!! Tuesday, 12 January 2021

Antifa? You numb numbs really are as weak as piss. If you do the shit own it at least. Saturday, 09 January 2021

It's that... you know.. um.. hang on... shit I nearly had it I swear.. Saturday, 09 January 2021

Some revolution. The pathetic proud boys had to get Antifa to bust into the house. Next... Saturday, 09 January 2021

You should always remember the bullshit they pumped out for the Iraq war. They were so certain about all those WMD... Never found one.

Can see the same bullshit now from that ASPI mob. Looks like this time the Yanks have subcontracted out the bullshit spreading to them. Saturday, 09 January 2021

The Windsors were the original lizard people Saturday, 09 January 2021

'Ol Julian - he can git his greasy ass down ta Dixie 'n I'll put him ta work.  Thar tain't no xtradition laws in Dixie.  Work like a white man in the fields 'n ya git to sleep like a baby possum.  I tell them Darkies this alllllll the time - work like a white man, 'n folks 'll respect ya.  Thursday, 07 January 2021

Albert!!! Has it come back? Thursday, 07 January 2021

"In these times of trouble"

I thought it was Mother Mary not some fucking chicken?

Have I been wrong all this time? Thursday, 07 January 2021

I don't know what this claptrap is about, but I bet you the CCP has had a hand in the turmoil in Washington DC today. Pumping out misinformation and having agent provocateurs inciting riots is a trademark of the communists. President Biden needs to be installed quickly, and after this unrest is quelled he must confront Beijing about their lies and violence.

Maybe some action in the Taiwan Staright would send a message.

God bless,
Patriot Thursday, 07 January 2021

I tell you who I'd like to "Squawk", that fat cunt Bannon. Turn his red arse blue with my manifesto of love. Thursday, 07 January 2021

Back to jail for old Julian again. They really want to crush this guy. Wednesday, 06 January 2021

Boxy's back but where is Ricky. God forbid the My-My got your tongue? Friday, 01 January 2021

And in the end what has the Orangeman achieved? Not too much I reckon. DC is still a putrid swamp of corrupt 'businessmen', Middle Eastern Bag-holders, and dumb ass Americans. Wednesday, 30 December 2020

Ohhhhh... that pink red colour looks very painful Saturday, 26 December 2020

Should have used Novichok. World's most deadliest poison. Or not. Tuesday, 22 December 2020

A handsome chap is our Boxy. Even without the cardboard encumbrance.  Saturday, 19 December 2020

Well that's a good piece of news in an otherwise bleak time. Thank you Boxy. Wednesday, 16 December 2020

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This you, BoxBoy?  Thar Bossman giv you a right fancy pocket protector?  'n what all did ya have to do fer to win over thar Bossman's fancy?  You let him touch yer junicakes, BoxBoy?  You drop yer duky-drawers 'n flash the Bossman yer junicakes fer that fancy pocket protector? Tuesday, 15 December 2020

There you go Boxy. The resident sister-fucking hillbilly has thrown down the gauntlet.


What ya gunna do? Friday, 11 December 2020

That thar BoxBoy 's git hisself a city-job, war'n a necktie all too tight, his fancy Eyetalian leather boots all spit-shined, 'n his peenstriped suit all chink-tailored 'n whatnot, tar impress his Boss-Man.  "Yessirrrr, Bossman, I'll hold that thar piss-bucket fer ya - oooops, Bossman done pissed all over me necktie!!! Friday, 11 December 2020

Ain't seen Boxy here for a while. Think he has gone on one of his deathrips. Wednesday, 09 December 2020

Actually, sorry we have changed our minds. It is China who is the bad guy now. Please ignore this and read this instead.
Tuesday, 08 December 2020

Hey, Boxy - you want ta be a member in the NRA?  I reckon I might give 'em $75 ta git you a 5 year membership.  Gimme yer address 'n I'll send you the NRA cap 'n a genuine NRA membership card.  Merry CHRISTmas!!! Tuesday, 08 December 2020

JOIN THE NRA!!!  I'm gonna sign Max Gross up fer the NRA - Nationalist Rifleman's Association.  Max, you want yer free NRA cap, or is you gonna donate ta me - cuz, I dern't have 'nuff NRA doo-dads. Tuesday, 08 December 2020

I git a li'll farm fer ya to work on.  Come on down here 'n I'll git you ta work stabb'n rats in thar corn field.  Tuesday, 08 December 2020

Who da President? Ya know we can only scratch our ass if the big prick in DC says so. Sleepy Joe or the Orange Nightmare? Sunday, 06 December 2020

Yes, perhaps is the case. Friday, 04 December 2020

Think we can crack the 50C mark this summer Aussies?

I'm reckoning we can ;) Friday, 04 December 2020

We will all burn in Satan's flames. Wednesday, 02 December 2020

Yep old Sleepy Joe isn't too inspiring. Nonetheless sisterfucker, he is your President.

Enjoy. Wednesday, 02 December 2020

Joe Biden is Xi Jinping's wrinkly 'ol bottom faggot.  Commie Xi likes danglin his rice-pecker in Biden's prolapsed rectum all whilst scream'in "ROUND EYE BLOODY ASSHOLE" in Chinkaneese.  Xi Jinping - everone know he a queer faggot commie with slant-balls 'n a rice sized pecker perfect fer ass-rape'in old American politicians who is on China's dole.  Wednesday, 02 December 2020

Good Lord! Those evil Chinese are sending nasty pics of good old Aussie Diggers. President Biden help us please. Monday, 30 November 2020

How wonderful Biden's new secretary of state! What great credentials. Starting the war in Yemen one of his great achievements. And he certainly won't take any whining from those lazy Palestinians. With Biden at the helm the USA is clearly back on track! Sunday, 29 November 2020

Just the one. Friday, 27 November 2020

How many Bob's are there in Iraq? Thursday, 26 November 2020

you should be happier this year Yugo... Thursday, 26 November 2020

Look at that fucking monkey Bush at the top. Compared to what that cunt did, Trump is a nothing. We are all still paying the price of that Bush fuckwit. Thursday, 26 November 2020

Looks like the half arsed 'liberal elite' of Oz are already trying to draw a line under this story. Can't have our 'human rights' credentials being questioned. This includes making up shit about poor old Diggers having their families insulted. As if that is any way equivalent to what the fucking SAS did. Wednesday, 25 November 2020

Boys 'n Girls, tis only 2020.  I'm a gonna be report'n the Good News till at least 2080; some Angels done told me it could be a heap longer 'n that.  I reckon, I jest gett'n started!!!  Gonna be runn'n fer Prime Minister of Australia all that time, unhunh.   Tenants plow'n my fields 'n mak'n green from ugly brown.  Yessiree!!! Tuesday, 24 November 2020

Whatever the case with Biden it seems he is broke and is now asking for money to fund his journey to the Whitehouse. Can't he get one of his filthy rich backers to fork out a little cash? It is pathetic. Saturday, 21 November 2020

Mostly them black folk git the Covid in 'Lanta.  That's cuz they is fat 'n got D'beeties. I'll take 7 of you D'beeties fat darkies tar work my land 'n I promise you, I'll git ya look'n lean lickity split.  Work that chub off yer fat ass plow'n my fields from sunup till wenever I say its quitt'n time. Saturday, 21 November 2020

i dunno Ricky. I reckon that COVID is right behind you, sneaking up to infect you. Probably happen after one of your sister diddling sessions.

Then bam! Ricky will be knocked out cold. Friday, 20 November 2020

Can't we just bomb them all. 

Exterminate the brutes! Friday, 20 November 2020

Been 'round a long time.  Gonna be on God's Earth fer a lot longer too.  Thar Lord told me I ain't done work'n his land.  He also told me I ain't done fight'n off Lucifer's Communists neither.  When my work is done, y'all pray I assend to the cool, white Heavens.....or I'll be down here fornicate'n y'all till thar end times!!! Friday, 20 November 2020

Christ. You been around this long you Hillbilly numbnut! Thursday, 19 November 2020

Was this before or after Gillard was told those brave Aussie diggers were shooting prisoners and slitting the throats of teenagers? Thursday, 19 November 2020

Not anywhere that pricks like Biden, Trump and Co live. That's for sure. Thursday, 19 November 2020

Yeh who knows what those 14 year old kids could do? Better slit their throats just in case. Thursday, 19 November 2020

Where is this civilised world? What are the real estate prices like? Wednesday, 18 November 2020

With these clowns there is always some other enemy to start a war with. How about you fuck off Patriot and go and fight them yourself you warmongering prick. Wednesday, 18 November 2020

I tell you where I'd like to see the wise old heads of Blair, Howard, and Kissenger. On a fucking pike outside the Green Zone in Baghdad! Tuesday, 17 November 2020

The secrets of the Australian Upper Class. Sunday, 15 November 2020

How long has this German bitch been in power for? Fuck, the Yanks are normally trying to overthrow you if you win more than 2 elections... 

I suppose it because she has been such a useful Yankee lackey for so long they let her be. Sunday, 15 November 2020

Oh Ricky. You change your mind like a girl. Now President Trump is like Jesus, Savior of the United States of Idiocy. But a few years ago he was just another New York Carpetbagger!
 
I suppose when your mind is mush from screwing your sister too much it is a bit difficult to keep one thought in your head for long. Saturday, 14 November 2020

My Corona

Ooh, my little Wuhan one, viral one
Coming to congest my lungs, ay Corona
Zoo-o-notic transmission …where’s it from?
Bats or civet cats who knows why, Corona?

When’s it gonna stop, fever cough, wash your dirty hands
Why’d I ever stop in Hubei for vacation, man?
Why Why Why Why AHHH CHOOO
M-m-m-my Corona

Don’t you come no closer, huh, no closer bruh
Unless you got an N95, Corona
Got a travel history, I’m quarantined
Should’ve just quit touching my eyes, Corona

Never getting off, stuck onboard such a dirty boat
But why you hoarding masks when you live in Alaska tho?
Why ey ey ey ey NO

M m m my Corona
M m m my Corona

When’s it gonna get to me, get to me
You killed the doc that called you out, why Corona?
Internet conspiracy, COVID-19
Is it just a pack of communist lies, Corona?

Never gonna stop, media, such a dirty game
Cuz no one gets the shot for the flu but it’s just as lame
Why Why Why Why A Choo coughing
Saturday, 14 November 2020

Come a little closer, huh, ah, will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Corona!
M-m-m-my Corona!
Saturday, 14 November 2020

Thar Northern Yankee Suck Nigga Dick
Them English Limey's lick Irish prick,
Jews is Bum-Fornicat'n Ayrabs,
'N Germans is cook'n Jews on hot slabs

Oh, it's a grand ol world
A world of churd
A Living Wonder
Fer me to Plunder!
Saturday, 14 November 2020

You see, it's that picture of Osama. What's he got to do with anything this is about! Friday, 13 November 2020

The North will Rise Again

When it happened we walked through all the estates, from
Manchester right to, er, Newcastle. In Darlington, helped a large
man on his own chase off some kids who were chucking bricks and
stuff through his flat window. She had a way with people like that.
Thanked us and we moved on.

'Junior Choice' played one morning. The song was 'English
Scheme.' Mine. They'd changed it with a grand piano and turned
it into a love song. How they did it I don't know. DJs had
worsened since the rising. Elaborating on nothing in praise of
the track with words they could hardly pronounce, in telephone
voices.

I was mad, and laughed at the same time. The West German
government had brought over large yellow trains on Teeside docks.
In Edinburgh. I stayed on my own for a few days, wandering about
in the, er, pissing rain, before the Queen Mother hit town.

I'm Joe Totale
The yet unborn son
The North will rise again
The North will rise again
Not in 10, 000 years
Too many people cower to criminals
And government crap

The estates stick up like stacks
The North will rise again X4
Look where you are
Look where you are
The future death of my father

Shift!
Tony was a business friend
Of RT XVII
And was an opportunist man
Come, come hear my story
How he set out to corrupt and destroy
This future Rising

The business friend came round today
With teeth clenched, he grabbed my neck
I threw him to the ground
His blue shirt stained red

The north will rise again.
He said you are mistaken, friend
I kicked him out of the home
Too many people cower to criminals
And that government pap
When all it takes is hard slap
But out the window burned the roads
There were men with bees on sticks

The fall had made them sick
A man with butterflies on his face
His brother threw acid in his face
His tatoos were screwed
The streets of Soho did reverberate
With drunken Highland men
Revenge for Culloden dead
The North had rose again
But it would turn out wrong
The North will rise again
So R. Totale dwells underground
Away from sickly grind
With ostrich head-dress
Face a mess, covered in feathers
Orange-red with blue-black lines
That draped down to his chest
Body are a tentacle mess
And light blue plant-heads
TV showed Sam Chippendale
No conception of what he'd made
The Arndale had been razed
Shop staff knocked off their ladders
Security guards hung from moving escalators

And now that is said
Tony seized the control
He built his base in Edinburgh
Had on his hotel wall
A hooded friar on a tractor
He took a bluey and he called Totale
Who said, "the North has rose again"
But it will turn out wrong

When I was in cabaret
I vowed to defend
All of the English clergy
Though they have done wrong

And the fall has begun
This has got out of hand
I will go for foreign aid
But he Tony, laughed down the phone
Said "Totale go back to bed"

The North has rose today
And you can stuff your aid!
And you can stuff your aid!
Friday, 13 November 2020

God Save Thar South:
Twas a red hot night night in Mobile
Sweat a dripp'n from the reverend's chin
His mohair suit was shinin'
He told us all about sin

It could be wall to wall in New York
We could be livin' hand to mouth
Jesus dern't love no Yankee
But God saved the South

'Cross the street in the pool hall
Bubba put threw that eight ball down
It's a grand 'ol celebration
Jimbo passed the Jack around

It's wall to wall in Boston
We're livin' hand to mouth
Jesus dern't love no Yankee
But God sure did save the south

God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Yes, God saved the South
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Shut yo mouth you sinful Demon!

Some long haired boys with geetars
Playin' behind the chicken wire
They's goin' up tar New York City
Gonna sing about Atlanta's fire

It could be wall to wall in New Amsterdam
We could be livin' hand to mouth
Jesus he dern't love no Yankee
But God He loves thar South

And God saved the South
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
Yes, God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth

Yes, God saved the south
Yankee boy shut yo mouth
And God saved the south
So,Yankee boy shut yo mouth


Thursday, 12 November 2020