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Hate the new cunt. Another Labor right wing hack. They are as weak as piss.

Will do nothing, and then complain you don't support them.

Christ, you think they were Anarchists... 1 hour ago.

Lots of prescients here in fact! 4 days ago.

Wow Patriot. Very prescient with this article.
 Suppose stop clock and all that. 6 days ago.

Thinking as hard as I can now Hippie Johnny!



Hope it makes a difference for us all.


6 days ago.

Boys I think we are getting a bit sidetracked here.


Don't forget the war! The hundreds being slaughtered daily!


It will only stop when we all bend the will of our minds upon it...


A mighty peace think. This is what we need.


Now roll your joints and get started.
1 week ago.

You say praying to Satan as if it is a bad thing Ricky! By giving faith and devotion to Lucifer we are only paying back for his benevolence and grace. Our Lord and Master Satan is a jolly old fellow whose worship allows as to sexually express ourselves. What has your bearded fuckwit from Bethlehem got to offer on that front? Nothing!

One last thing Ricky...

You will burn in hell like all the Christian motherfuckers!  1 week ago.

Putin tain't noth'in!  Xi Jinping is thar Devil Incarnate!!! Evil be as no folks ever sen before - Xi Jinping prays to Satan 'n preys on YER SOULS!!! Keeps China's population down by eat'n li'll babies.  Drinks thar blood.  Eats thar private parts!  All 'o China need ta pay fer the grotesk sins of Xi Jinping.  Slant-blood 'll be flow'n in the streets come WWIII.  Yesiree!!! 1 week ago.

I'd like my own Fiefdom. A place to call home. Just a 1/4 acre plot somewhere. A red brick house. Indoor dunny. And about a half dozen girls to keep me company...

What a dream. A real Aussie bloke dream...

Whoops! Seems like I have gone overboard and spilt my seed a bit early. Talk amongst yourselves. I gotta get a tissue or two.

Yours with the horniness,

Hairy Buttpluguncle 1 week ago.

No Ricky. Putin is No 1 bad guy.

He is gunning for the whole of Europe! 1 week ago.

Xi Jinping - We gonna talk 'bout this here SPAWN 'O SATAN today.  That li'll fat turd, Xi Jinping, gotta go.  I say it time fer thar squishy Aussie Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, tar step up 'n blast that Xi Jinping's asshole with a hot NUCLEAR grenade!!!  Yessiree, Australia gotta war with China.  Gotta Blow it all tar HELL 'n send that Spawn 'o Satan, Xi Jinping, a/k/a Taotie (餮) BACK TAR HELL.  Nuke 'em.  Blast 'em.  Shoot 'em.  Fire Bomb 'em.  Whatever it takes, boy s 'n girls, Albanese gotta get that Taotie Xi Jinping.

CUZ Y'ALL KNOW IF ALBANESE TAIN'T UP TO DOIN IT, RICARDOVITZ IS.  Y'all shoulda voted fer me.  I woulda squared off with Jinping 'n whopped him into a Nuclear Storm!!! 1 week ago.

Stay on the grass brother. Always on the grass. 1 week ago.

Shootin and a killin

Always a good solution to any problem you will be facing. 2 weeks ago.

My manhood was disgraced when that groovin' granny knocked me back

Dunno if it has much to do Putin. 2 weeks ago.

Yes. Fling our shoes and undies at him. We will shame that Putin death! 2 weeks ago.

Ha. We will be dancing down the Odessa steps soon. And the whole world will see what a laughable foe is the 'NATO' alliance. 2 weeks ago.

 Thar Eff Bee Eye is fer sure right here under yer vaginer flap. Jest wait'n tar gun good folks down. 2 weeks ago.

FBI pretty much embedded in your side of politics Ricky. But it is true, they and others of the Yankee alphabet soup are embedded everywhere.


Not here you can be sure! 2 weeks ago.

You 'n thar FBI jest go on go'n on 'bout what y'all reckon. Yesiree!!! 2 weeks ago.

I don't reckon you got anyone working for you hillbilly. I reckon you hitch up the plow to yourself and have these delusions of grandeur as you drag through the ruts for your peanut plants.

Delusions of grandeur and dirty thoughts of his sis. That's what plowing in the hot sun does to Ricky's brain. 3 weeks ago.

I dern't grown no Vidalia Onions, so's I reckon that tain't me. That be way down south 'tween Savanna and Rotlanta. My workers - they love me 'n what I git fer 'em. Dern't need no gun to theys heads. We is doin' thar Lord's Work up here.  Them folks shoulda stuck ta use'n Geechee's.  Git in trouble import'n all them wetbacks. 3 weeks ago.

You involved in this hillbilly?

www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk...s-south-Georgia.html

Seems something you be doing. 3 weeks ago.

How much of the Ukraine should Putin take? As much as he fucking wants, because no one is gunna stop him.

A good lesson to the other Yank lackeys around the world (looking at u Taiwan).

3 weeks ago.

Looks like even the most strident Ukie fans are giving up. What a fucking waste this war has been 3 weeks ago.

Baldy and Alex. Plus Baldy's Missus cause she wasn't too bad. Zipping along the country lanes of Canberra.

Sure they could have a whole lot of fun.

Tricky Dicky sure thought so! 3 weeks ago.

Afghanistan 2020.

I rest my case. 3 weeks ago.

What about baldy? How about we give him a go? 3 weeks ago.

Just get in the car with Alex and off we go! 3 weeks ago.

Good to see PM Squeaky Albo getting on the bike with President Joko...

Reminds me of the time when I was in Jakarta working for the Firm back in the 70s. Boy, I rode a few good 'bicycles' back then, if you catch my drift ;) 4 weeks ago.

Us Polish dont need any say so from you German bastards! We can stand up for ourselves, and we have all our Saints in heaven to support us! 4 weeks ago.

Fuck that Squeaky Albo. Lame ass Labor loser. And his Cabinet of Squibs.

Bring back ALP legends like Big Jim Cairns and Moss 'I would fuck Mama' Cass. Real ALP Men! 4 weeks ago.

He tain't git nothin comares to me, Rotlanta Ted.  I git a WHOLE plantation up north of you 'n lots o' "campers" work'n off thar owin's fer me. Plant'n time's over.  Weed'n time begun.  Git me $$$$$$ commin from thar dirt - gonna be a good year fer me, Teddy boy.  Yessiree, gonnna be a gooooooooooooooooooooood year. 4 weeks ago.

Good to see that they did send them back to Biloela. One small tick for Squeaky and his team... Friday, 27 May 2022

Fucking hell. How much money does that fat prick Palmer have? Can just piss a $100 million against the wall for nothing?

What a great country, Australia. Can have pigs like that just walking around, no problem. In reality a cunt like him should be doing cleaning duty for the people.
Thursday, 26 May 2022

Hell-ooo? There are several elefonts in the room being ignored. Governments discarded mandatory covid precautions and surprise! More people have died this year than in the previous two years. Covid infection rates continue to trend UP. And flu has come roaring back. But sure, go swanning around without a mask and pretend the pandemic is over! Faaark!  Wednesday, 25 May 2022

They sent that family back yet?

Well, maybe being a little facetious but it is a little test for Albo and his crew. If they walk back from this they'll walk back from anything. Wednesday, 25 May 2022

He has won it easy. So Albo there is no excuse. Splash the Cash! Monday, 23 May 2022

What demands will the Green fanatics make on that weak-kneed Albo...

Prepare for your taxes to go up and loony left to pevert your average Aussie lifestyle!

Digger,
Cranbourne Sunday, 22 May 2022

So now we have squeaky Albo as PM.

China must be rubbing their hands in glee.

Digger,

Cranbourne
Sunday, 22 May 2022

Why vote for the big fat doofus who doesn't know the difference between soccer and rudgy and "tackles" a seven year old kid? Saturday, 21 May 2022

It's time? Nope! It's OVERDUE!!! Saturday, 21 May 2022

Guns. Yes, we need guns. Organised militia of the proletariat. Rising up and toppling the current class oppressors.

And for you Hillbilly. The Gulag!
Saturday, 21 May 2022

Ricardovitz 'll give y'all thar Future You Deserve!!!  GUNS....FREEDOM....WORK.....A WAY OUT 'O POVERTY

Vote fer Ricardovitz, Prime Minister of Austrailia - Giv'n Aussies what they want since 1989!!!  Gona have me some T-shirts printed up 'n send 'em to a homeless wasteland in Aussie-lkand. Thursday, 19 May 2022

Take your pick: rescue tthe future or End of Days! Thursday, 19 May 2022

Looks like Albo will win in a canter. Pity it won't make a lick of difference. We are all still going to straight to hell. Thursday, 19 May 2022

In fact it is very likely this article has been funded by some shady Kremlin related operation...



'Digger' indeed.
Wednesday, 18 May 2022

if ScoMo wins it will be almost entirely due to Russian Disinfo. Just like Hilary in 2016 and Brexit.

There can be no other possible reason. Wednesday, 18 May 2022

You are dead right Digger. It'll be years of chaos and anarchy if that clown Albo gets up.

And I'll be right here. Rubbing the Labor losers in the mess they will be making. Wednesday, 18 May 2022

Seems the liberation of Mariupol is complete. Now, onwards to Odessa! Tuesday, 17 May 2022

Gonna grab me a piece of Far East Asia after Putin done kill off all the chink-type folks, 'n America kill off Putin.  Perty place with hills, fields, forests, streams free labor 'n whatnot. Tuesday, 17 May 2022

There is only one solution.

Exterminate the brutes. Sunday, 15 May 2022

He's gunna win in a landslide so come on Albo, FFS loosen the purse strings and give us some of that moolah!

There will be no excuses. He will probably get the Senate too. Just fucking pay up Albo and you will have the ALP as permanent Govt ;)
Wednesday, 11 May 2022

Glad ta have yer support, Sam!  Jest vote fer Ricardovitz, 'n I'll git thar rest squared away as fer what job I'll be doin!!!  You gonna love them new Black Guns y'all is gonna be available here in Aussie Land!!! Tuesday, 10 May 2022

 Hillbilly. We will vote for you alright. Vote for you as the Town Mule!

Then every Tom, Dick, and Harry can drive you around town. With their dicks right up your hairy arse! Tuesday, 10 May 2022

Flam, you git that right.  Vote fer me, 'n I'm gonna a make a promisshe to yha.  TAIN'T NOTH'N EVER GONNA BE THAR SAME AGAIN!!!

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - maki'n a difference that'll make y'all shit yer drawers!!! Tuesday, 10 May 2022

This election is going to be a Labor luvvie wave that will demolish the Liberal Party.

Our go-getter Albo is going to run Australia as a Fair Dinkum version of Tony Blair. So expect means-testing, private-state partnerships, kowtowing to the fossil fuel lobby, and support of Yank invasions and wars.

ie. Nothing will be fucking different. Monday, 09 May 2022

Hey Digger (sp?) - if you 'n yer folks jest vote fer Ricardovitz, I'm gonna make things right in thar Land of Oz again.  Trim them budgets.  Ship foreign invaders back tar the pacific ocean ware they come from.  Git Aussie Men's guns back to 'em.  Throw them woke, leftist, fanny-fear'n fools in a big 'ole pen of angry Crockodiles 'n fight'n roos. Friday, 06 May 2022

Given the flood of biased reporting from the gAyBC and alike outlets over the last few years I am not too hopeful that ScoMo's team will get up.
 Expect budgets to be blown and interest rates to sky rocket under Albo and his lefty mates. Don't worry, I will be here to remind you Labor loving fools all about it!

Digger,
Cranbourne Tuesday, 03 May 2022

I will only vote for Albo if he SPLASHES the CASH. Otherwise it is just tweedle dee to tweedle de-fucking-dum. Tuesday, 03 May 2022

The solution is crystal clear in order to avoid WW3. Give Putin whatever he wants in Ukraine. Trust me, that is exactly what the freedom loving democracies of the "West" will eventually do.  Monday, 02 May 2022

The way the Yanks and their lackeys are handing out cash this war gunna be going on for a long time. Time enough to dig up old Otto van B and really get some 'negotiations' happening!

My prediction for this war? Death, destruction, and profits! Saturday, 30 April 2022

Freedumb. That's all we want. Freedumb. Saturday, 30 April 2022

Always good to see some real science on display in the pages of XenoxNews.com Friday, 29 April 2022

A King for the Land of Oz? Well I suppose why not. Every other Tom, Dick, and Harry of a cuntry has had one; why don't we?

But bugger that born again Christina areshole ScoMo as King. Instead, I reckon we get Barry Crocker back out and crown him as 'King Barry Mackenzie' What a great Head of State he would be!

"Free Fucking Tinnies For Everyone of My Subjects!" That'll be his Royal Decree! Thursday, 28 April 2022

That thar was Fake Ricky.  I member 'm.  He done writ a bunch of commie-lovi'n thangs.  I hate commies, so git out thar vote 'n bubble in RICARDOVITZ on that ballot!!! Wednesday, 27 April 2022

More fiscal irresponsibility. Spend it like there is no tmrw...

Cause there isn't. Tuesday, 26 April 2022

Wake me when the smoke clears Sunday, 24 April 2022

Just think... Howard would be a young 'un compared to the decrepit Bidens and Trumps running the place... Friday, 22 April 2022

Why not? Very flattering... Friday, 22 April 2022

What the hell happened here Ricky? Friday, 22 April 2022

The average Aussie. Is there really such a thing? I mean the distribution is so wide. From the sheep fucking fool in the Margaret River to the Chardonnay quaffers of Byron Bay. Could there really be one stereotype that sums up the majority of the Ozstralians?

Well here at the Xenox Institut we have put the data through our Super Computer and found the answer. And the answer is yes. One simple profile really does fit the majority of Australians. And what a four eyed bald little cunt he is.

His name?

John W Howard.

People. This country is FUCT! Leave while you can!
Friday, 22 April 2022

I'd vote for the dog. Has an intelligent face. Friday, 22 April 2022

Typical Labor ploy. Spend our country into a ditch! Then up go the interest rates and we will be paying 20% on our mortgages again.

Stick with the competent economy managers. And the ones that won't let the reffos in. Vote for ScoMo's team.

Digger,
Cranbourne Friday, 22 April 2022

ScoMo is our very own Mr BoJangles...

If he is a singing and dancing fool then let him be Australia's singing and dancing fool!

Music is the food of love; play on you love rat PM ScoMo.

Whether it be a love of life or that dirty filthy love we all hide in our soul... Wednesday, 20 April 2022

Is this here a faggot place???  Taint never see no perty women folks 'round here. Jest a peck 'o limp-dicks 'n man-boobs.  Well, that alrite I reckon, cuz I need me some castrated faggots work'n in my fields. Come on up tar Ricky's Rabun Ranch, 'n I'll put y'all ta work.  Yessiree, I will. Wednesday, 20 April 2022

Maybe they could dig up your old Grandpappy and his mates and send them to the Donbass. Could save Zelensky's testicles. Wednesday, 13 April 2022

All I can say is... Bring back the Fucknuckle!

www.xenoxnews.com/local/rudd-watch/3113-...n-return-to-politics Wednesday, 13 April 2022

A singing and dancing fool. ScoMo deserves to be danced off the political stage and into electoral oblivion!

Vote Palmer! Wednesday, 13 April 2022

Well that seems a strong Manifesto from PM Morrison on Good Governance and prosperity for Australia. I reckon he has got my vote. Wednesday, 13 April 2022

Alan, Alan. My mum used to like him. He had a lot to say and knew everything. He'd make a good PM I reckon. Wednesday, 13 April 2022

RICARDOVITZ!!!  A vote fer Ricardovitz is a vote fer thar free future of gun-lov'in Australia.   Free Gunz fer everone. Come 'n git 'em 'fore them Russians do. Wednesday, 13 April 2022

How could you vote for that clown Albanese. As recent events have shown, he doesn't have the nounce or knowledge to run our great Country.

Digger,
Cranbourne Tuesday, 12 April 2022

Really excited about this election. I think it will be a real game changer for our mighty nation. I'd say it will cause as much difference as when Rudd took over from Howard. That is, sweet fuck all.

So get out there and don't vote. Unless it is for the Shining Path. Tuesday, 12 April 2022

Seems those Diggers didn't defend long enough...

Run out of the country with the Yanks by the bearded bums of the Taliban Sunday, 10 April 2022

Look at that cunt at the top. Who wouldn't want to dropkick his fucking round head right into the Tiber?

Fucking right wing/fascist Catholics are the scum of the Earth. Saturday, 09 April 2022

Hillsong tain't too smart. 

Let them's who's gooberment keep all thar guns 'n ammo from 'em bend o'er 'n start collect'n speed'n boolits with their assholes. Thursday, 07 April 2022

Things we have learned from the Ukraine situation:

"Let him who is without sin cast the first stone" = Whataboutism Wednesday, 06 April 2022

Ya mean that Gooberment trail?  It run through land west of my Family land. We dern't pay it no nevermind; not less folks stray off the Gooberment path.  Cain't no city slicker traverse a chain right 'er left of that Gooberment trail without gettin tharselves kilt. Some folks find that thar trail ta be a source of valuable supplies.  I dern't need nothing from them forigners. Keep my workers real secure from ever bother'n them Gooberment trail folks. Sunday, 03 April 2022

Anywhere near the Bill Bartram Trail Ricky? You know, where you and your sis used to play hide the tiny weenie... Sunday, 03 April 2022

Randy, you come on down 'n I'm a gonna give you alls my money.  Fact of o matter is I need a good feller like you, Randy.  On my plantation, you is what we call a "gem mine".  A real giver.  I git $11,325.22 jest a wait'n fer ya.  Find yer way down er up er whatnot tar Warwoman Dell, 'n I'll be wait'n with cash 'n a dorm room fer ya to stay at. Jest a 15 minute drive from Warwoman Dell, 'n you is gonna be rich 'n happy.  Happy, happy happy.  Yessiree!!! Sunday, 03 April 2022

I am a saint. Give me all your money. God says so. Saturday, 02 April 2022

CaLL IT THE HORN AND HAVING A HARD FUCKING HORN WHETHER FUCKED BY GOD OR THE DEVIL.

A VERY HARD HORN. YOU KNOW...KNOB ACHE INDUCING.

AGAIN, WHETHER FUCKED BY GOD OR DEVIL DOES NOT MATTER, JUST CALL IT THE HORN.

A VERY HARD HORN. In fact.

aND THEN DIG THAT POLISH PRICK UP AND FUck him good and proper. CAuse he was a priest and supposedly they never 'ad a good fucking. He was also a cunt so fuck him for the el Salvador people he killed directly and all the shit his lying fucking Polish Prick ways spent.

And by the way... That cockroach looks like his mother from Lodz. Saturday, 02 April 2022

We dern't need no Commie Pope - JESUS SPEAKS TO ALL OF US.  REPENT OR GIT SKULL-FORNICATED BY THAR DEVIL!!! Saturday, 02 April 2022

Yer's goi'n tar HELL, boy!!! The only fornicat'n you is gonna git is strayt from thar Devil. He tain't gonna bother drill'n yer acehole.  No, he done told me he's gonna drill ya a bran-new hole at the base of yer skull with his diamond-dust-dick-drill fer fire-spray'n fornicat'n.  Saturday, 02 April 2022

That Polish prick. Hope the cockroaches are gnawing on that cocksuckers bones somewhere. Friday, 01 April 2022

Nonsense. He has been crushed! Humiliated! The Ukrainians have led a magnificent defense of their homeland and will soon be rolling back Putin's demoralised hordes all the way to Moscow.

Mark my words, Putin will be gone by the Solstice! Friday, 01 April 2022

I still think once Putin had consolidated control of the Black Sea coast that is where he will stop. Ukraine will be a smaller, land-locked country and the rest of the world - for all its sanctimony and outrage - will move on. It always does. And if Putin is a "war criminal", what does that make George W Bush who lives in idle freedom while Afghanistan and Iraq remain in bloody turmoil? Putin will have to do a lot more harm than he currently is to be able to beat that record. Friday, 01 April 2022

Fucking born again Christians. The cause of so much shit in this world. Tell those happy clappers to fuck right off. Wednesday, 30 March 2022

Spank a Baptist! And out will come the spirit of a demon. There is no doubt.

Repent now you tub of lard Southerner! Get on your knees and kiss the ring of our most Holy Father! Saturday, 26 March 2022

Catholics 'n Satanists is 'bout thar same thang.  What Australia needs is a good 'ol Southern Baptist.  Vote fer Ricardovitz Prime Minister - Good crush'n Evil all thar way ta GLORY!!! Friday, 25 March 2022

Has the water receded? What signs did it leave behind? The cleft hoof of the Beast no doubt!

Australia. Your sins are being tallied and an appropriate punishment will be dispensed.

Your only hope? The return of the good Catholic boy Tony Abbott to leadership.

You have been warned. Friday, 25 March 2022

We are like comatose, walking around. Stumbling and bumbling to the break of dawn and/or end of the world.

Any one going to wake the sleepwalkers? Friday, 18 March 2022

What happen Ricky? Fall asleep and your fat hillbilly head landed on the keyboard? Tuesday, 15 March 2022

New ASIS Applicant here, boys 'n girls.  Yessiree, I reckon if'n I is serious 'bout fix'n Australia 'n bein thar next Prime Minister, I better git ta know'n whats what with thar who's Aussie who. 

So, I put in my ASIS application 'n whatnot.  Dern't believe me???  Here's my ASIS security key.  Now y'all know I si thar real deal.  Help'n Aussie Folks anyway I can - RICARDOVITZ FER PRIME MINISTER

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Lordy - he ask me a dern good question, thar. I'm gonna answer it fer ya by tell'n ya what yer parties dern't do that I'm a gonna do:

- Git you thar freedom ta own guns, ammo 'n weapons fer defending yerself 'n yer countrymen from attacks by neferious nations like China 'n Russia
- Take tax money away from thems not deservin, 'n use it tar build desalinization plants.  BIG ONES 'n LOTS OF 'EM!!!  Gonna run 'em with free sun-power.  'N we ain't gonna use that de-saltified water fer shitt'n 'n clean'n dirt-devils.  We is gonna pump it 'n sprinkle it on Australia's desert 'n re-greenify Australia tar its former glory!!!
- We is gonna join thar Dixie Nations.  Borders dern't mean nothing no more.  Thar South is thar South, 'n Austraila is the southest.
- Then, I'm gonna send a special Aussie Agent to Moscow to shove a sharp rusty shank into Putin's left eye.
- Everone in Ricardovitz Party also git a free T-Shirt.  Says "RICARDOVITZ PARTY"

Them's jest a li'll taste of what Australia got comm'n with RICARDOVITZ!!!


Tuesday, 15 March 2022

Ricky you like to think of yourself as some independent minded-dont tread on me-freedumb loving kinda guy. But in reality you just play follow the leader from DC, and give your 2 minutes hate to who ever is the latest Bad Guy your Yankee President has decided on.

So why would Aussies vote for just another dumb Yank from Idiot Land, when they have 2 political parties that do exactly the same as you? Tuesday, 15 March 2022

That's a new party in town, boys 'n girls!  Yessiree, thar Ricardovitz Party.  That spelt R I C K A R D O V I T Z.  Dern't forgot the !!!, cuz y'all know what that code fer.  So, git yer ammo belts on, 'n them guns slinged over them shoulders 'n stomp on down tar the polls - tell 'em you want RICARDOVITZ fer prime Minister of Australia. Gett'n it Right, 'n kill'n off ever thang what's wrong!!!

Oh, 'n one more thang.  When y'all elect me, I'm gonna personally go to China and shank that Xi Jinping with a 2-foot rusty nail 73 times. Saturday, 12 March 2022

What is it, about 3 weeks now? Doesn't seem to be much of an invasion. Seems all Putin has done is gone and got the natives upset. Hard to see him winning anything out of this. Saturday, 12 March 2022

Won't make a lick of difference. The ALP would just mutate ever slightly and become the new Libs. Saturday, 12 March 2022

Australia’s best and only hope is the total erasure of the LNP as a political force Saturday, 12 March 2022

Not likely. Definitely. Thursday, 10 March 2022

"Cans at Canne"

I reckons next times have a can at Canne River.
I think I Canne, I think I can, smuggle a carton in the suitcase
Drink them on the bus.
Here's the cue for the river!
Running down to the driver as he hit the brakes.
Wasn't me bro. Was me other. Me other brother from Karratha.
Hey let me off at Cabargo.
I wanna Kumbyah them on a uke-a-wailey.
Fuck dickhead. Glad to see his demise. Cunt. Thursday, 10 March 2022

Don't have enough choppers to go out and rescue people but dickhead Dutton wants to get some nuclear submarines. What a dumbarse, fucked up place is the LNP Australia.

Problem is, it would very likely be the same if the ALP was in charge. Wednesday, 09 March 2022

Flee! Flee for your lives! Wednesday, 09 March 2022

It's done and dusted! The Russki's are finished! McDonald’s has announced it will temporarily close its restaurants in Russia!!! Wednesday, 09 March 2022

Putin can't lose! Check this out:

"European oil receipts boosting Putin’s war chest by $285m a day, study finds
Arthur Neslen Arthur Neslen

Vladimir Putin’s war in Ukraine is being bolstered by $285m (£217m) in oil payments made every day by European countries, new analysis by the Transport & Environment (T&E) thinktank has found.

Russia received $104bn from its crude, petrol and diesel exports to Europe last year, more than twice the $43bn it took from gas shipments, the study estimated.

The analysis by the European clean-transport NGO was published shortly before the US and UK moved to ban Russian oil imports, and as Shell announced plans to shut down its Russian petrol stations and oil spot purchases.

“Gas is understandably a worry, but it is oil that is funding Putin’s war,” said William Todts, T&E’s director. “Relying on it leaves Europeans dangerously exposed to rising prices in an increasingly uncertain world.”

Europe’s dependence on Russia for about a quarter of its crude oil imports has helped to spur US pressure for an import ban, even as Brent crude prices have surged as high as $139 a barrel.

Russia’s deputy prime minister, Alexander Novak, said on Monday that any rejection of Russian oil would have “catastrophic consequences” and could send prices as high as $300 a barrel.

Europe imported more than 200m tonnes of oil from Russia each year between 2004 and 2017, even increasing its purchases in the two years after Russia seized Crimea in 2014."
Wednesday, 09 March 2022

No sweat. Australia will send it's notional nuclear submarines to Ukraine's aid... in 2040!!!  Wednesday, 09 March 2022

Nuke'n Putin....Nuke'n Putin
Gotta Nuke, Nuke Nuke me a Putin'
Git me a Russian
Kill me a Putin
Gonnna git me a seat at thar Prime Minister's
swill line, yessiree, I am.  Tuesday, 08 March 2022

Gotta Nuke Russia - Tain't no other way, boys 'n girls.  It's sorta like that game wen drunkards git pulled over by the po-po. "Hey, boy, wen I says go, you hit yer horn fast as ya can.........GO, HONNNNNNNK".  That wern't fast 'nuff boy.  Y'all rememver that? 

So, git all sobered up, 'n SMAK THAT RED BUTTON 'FOR some Russian hits his. Yessiree, boys 'n girls.  I git the good war strategy, that's why y'all is gonna vote fer Ricardovitz - Prime Minister of Australia!!! Tuesday, 08 March 2022

I agree Harry. A firm German hand to guide us all is what we all need!

And I am happy to be on the receiving end of one if it is a lovely Eva from Bavaria who is dishing it out! All dressed up as one of them beer dispensing waitresses please!

Hmmm... I can already feel my foam coming to it's head...

Back soon. Just cleaning.

Hairy Fucknuckle (former Aussie PM) Monday, 07 March 2022

It's like watching 2 drunk men fight. Lot's of swings and misses and eventually they will both fall over.

And that's when the Germans will walk in. Friday, 04 March 2022

"long expected" invasion? I dunno Max. I am happy to put up my hand and say I didn't think Vlad would invade, no matter what Yankee intelligence said. Can understand him being pissed at the Yanks given that they boss Ukraine around like a pimp with his whore, but didn't think he was dumb enough to do it. How is he gunna win this? Even if he conquers the whole country? Crazy. Thursday, 03 March 2022

Yep. And the Ruskies and Ukies wont be the only ones crying. Thursday, 03 March 2022

Oi Ranger Rick have you signed up as one of Fat Clive's wigged out muppets yet? Thursday, 03 March 2022

All's well that ends well, an old Pommy once wrote. Well this shits gonna end in a fuckling flood of tears Thursday, 03 March 2022

Well, heck,  Sister Zara Australia is one of thar biggest southest islands in this here world!!!  Cain't get much souther er bigger.  But, Ricardovitz sure do be glad you is sett'n him straight!  I spect you 'll be voti'n fer me then.  Glad thats a settled. Tuesday, 01 March 2022

Good wide range of views there. Should be deployed to stop the tsunami of misinformation that is hitting us all. Monday, 28 February 2022

Who controlls the CIA? Apply to them. Saturday, 26 February 2022

We don't want your types round here either Mr Ricardvitz. Best you be sent off to one of those southern islands where the locals like to indulge their sexual perversions with their siblings. Friday, 25 February 2022

Keep'n swarthy wogs, lebos, 'n other nefarious whatnot out is my thang.  Thar tain't much good wood in Australia, so cabin prices is gonna go wackadoo. Yep, I can make that happen 'n lots more.  Free guns fer everone so's they can fight off thar world's bad guys!!!

Ricardovits fer Prime Ministe4re -  Keep'n Nefarious Shitbirds Outa Australia!!! Friday, 25 February 2022

The imminience has arrived it seems Thursday, 24 February 2022

Oh you crazy looney Vlad. Don't you know bombing and invading countries is something only the Yanks are allowed to do. Thursday, 24 February 2022

My research has found that Aussies for the main part are simple folk. A bit like hobbits. All they want is a place to call home. But not a hole in the ground, so maybe they aren't like hobbits.

Ricky, if you can keep their house prices rising and keep out the swarthy folk of the region then you are probably on the way to getting the keys to The Lodge. Thursday, 24 February 2022

OH! Isn't he lovely :) A teeny tiny Ricky with a hillbilly pecker so small not even his sister can see it ;) Wednesday, 23 February 2022

Well if you count the recognition of the 2 drunken Donbass Republics as an invasion, then it seems it was imminent. Wednesday, 23 February 2022

I have long been reporting on the evil and mischievous ways of Russian Leader Putin. Now that he is in cahoots with that other World leader of evil and tyranny Xi Jingping, he is aiming to break down the world of freedom and rule of law that the civilised states of the World created. With the support of China, Putin's invasion of The Ukraine has revealed their true colours. Now is the time for the freedom loving West to hit back hard. Immediate sanctions against Russia, and perhaps a few well placed drone strikes on Russia's military leaders, would serve notice that Putin's behavior will not be tolerated.

I hope that President Biden is man enough for this task.

God bless,
Patriot Wednesday, 23 February 2022

Still here. A bit more creaky but, as always, on the money! Monday, 21 February 2022

What's it now... 3 weeks? How 'imminent' can imminent be? Monday, 21 February 2022

"Our brief: whatever we want. We’re liable to misinform, the dissemination of misinformation our goal."

Before your time again... But then again easy to do as time just goes round and round. Saturday, 19 February 2022

You can never punish your pecker enough mate! Not with all that pussy to chase... Wednesday, 16 February 2022

Fuck that Pope Carol was a full time cunt. Can bet if he was still around he would be right up there supporting the Catholic fascist regime in Poland and the Nazi nutters in Ukraine. Wednesday, 16 February 2022

Dang pope tain't no Pollock - he a spick from thar other down-under!!! Tuesday, 15 February 2022

tHAT pOLISH pRICK. NOW THERE'S A CUNT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN DROP KICKED RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING GOALS. Monday, 14 February 2022

Question from the floor:
"The Church, is it a broad one? Welcoming of all members of the human race?"

Knowing the author this seems unlikely. No Jews or Bolsheviks. But it would surely be humourous and kind to children. Sunday, 13 February 2022

Ain't got decades. In fact you can be pretty sure this one is the last one we got. After that just misery. Saturday, 12 February 2022

It will take DECADES to repair the harm done by those fuckwits Friday, 11 February 2022

Daggy Dad and the spud up his arse. What a pair of fuckwits. Christ, is that the best the shithole country can come up with? Thursday, 10 February 2022

Vladimir Putin, How Do I hate Thew?  I sure-as-a-nappy-haired-poodle shit hate ya 'nuff fer ta have clem shove a apple in yer mouth, run a spit through yer a-hole out yer mouth, 'n have cletus rub you down with brown-sugar 'n ghost peppers.  Then, we'll slow cook ya over some hot charcoal 'n make somethin this here world can love 'stead of hate - some sweet-n-hot Vlad-Jerky.  mmmmmm-mmmmmmm-GOOOD!!!

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - turn'n hate into someth'n good tar eat!!! Tuesday, 08 February 2022

Xi Jinping - Thar Ass-Zit Of Thar World!!!  This here fester'n Commie - he need ta go!  Thar USofA CIA need ta take this evil slant-eyed Chink-a-poo out.  Thar's gotta be some dumb Yankee who'll stick a machette up Xi Jinping's slant-ass, 'n rip 'im all thar way up to his rice-larynx.  Xi Jinping he fix'n ta level a whole nother Wu-Chang Flu on the World.  Gonna make women-folk bleed from thar eyes, 'n men folk grow pussies fer bleed'n too.  Yesiree, boys 'n girls, soon'er that 'ol Xi Jinping git the shiv in his pingpong, the better this here world is gonna be.

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - Iders fer a better World, slay'n one evil commie at a time!!! Tuesday, 08 February 2022

That thar Sherman, he done a number on Atlanta.  He thar reason thar's so many Darkies livi'n on the south side today.  But, he dern't dare go near Appalachia.  That es OUR land, 'n that Yankee faggot-fornicator knowed it.  My blood-line is pure. Tain't git a lick of nigger or Yankee in it.  That fears them left-bent, yankee dick-suck'n pajamma homosexuals.  Cuz, we dern't never forgot that faggot Sherman.  Nosiree.  When thar time is right, we will retake ALL 'O THAR SOUTH 'n do to the neferious intruders what Sherman done did ta them Atlantians.

Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia - sav'n thar World, one land at a time!!! Monday, 07 February 2022

True, you can't be a Yank. Cause that would mean you and your relatives didn't have their podgy white Dixie asses fucked by every Jew in New York when Sherman was marching through your county Sunday, 06 February 2022

YANK!!!  I ain't no Yankee, ya dumb 'ol Geechee from Canoochee!  When they let you git 'bout from Bulloch Co. Correctional?  Huh?  When?  Cuz, I can tell yer accent is from some muddy back waters of Oaktie er Ellabell - some neferious plac e like that ware they let the Darkies run wild.  You on the run?  Think you is gonna blend in with the other Darkies east 'o Macon?  Y'all look the same to folks like me, but to a blue tic houndog thats gonna find ya on the run, you git that someth'n-special smell 'bout you.  Yessiree, they is gonna catch up to yer ly'n theiv'n criminal ass.  Shoulda done yer time all quiet like.  You is fix'n ta git it!!! Friday, 04 February 2022

You talk like the Yank military Ricky. All loud mouthed carrying on. But in the end, like the military, you will get your fat arse handed back to you on a platter. Friday, 04 February 2022

I'm gonna kick Putin's ass if'n he ever come 'round here.   Comeon, Vlad, bring it on!!!  I wanna fight the tar out of ya!  Kick yer shitty ass with my spiked shitkickers 'n feed yer flesh to Junebug 'n Joppers - two big 'ol piggies ya dern't wanna mess with.  When they git 'round tar shitt'n you out, then I'm gonna spread all that thar Vlad manure 'n spell yer name with it.  Then, I'm gonna git one of my pig-shit-clean'n boys to plant Chamomile flowers in it.  That's how I'm gonna make theis here world a better 'n greener place with Vlad Putin's pig-shit remains.  Yessiree, Ricardovits is a eviromentalist - gonna be my campaign slogan: 

"Ricky Turns Vladimir Pig Shit Into Posies" Friday, 04 February 2022

Putin with horns. Bright 'red' horns. Reflecting his Commie KGB heritage perhaps.

Was back a few years ago, but wasn't it a symbol of evil to have two long horns from your head? Probing, poking, thick and pointy, horns. Why if a man had them he was none other than the... Anti-Christ.

Is that the man in Moscow? Our own Anti-Christ?

The depths of the Russian hinterland has long been a place of fear and insanity. Think Tolstoy riding his serf's little boy. Our Feodor D. writing another of his turgid love letters to Jesus. The Tsar and his ministers roaming the fields with whips upon the peasants. No wonder this hell hole has a deep and fearful hatred of the civilised peninsula in the West.

Pity we have no men of honour now to stand up to this horny spawn of the Tula steppe. He will steamroll Kiev. And then it is onto Berlin. Again. Wednesday, 02 February 2022

The Ukraine. Was it ever really a country? Highly doubtful. Just a wasteland between the Roundheaded Pole and the Block Head Russian. Wednesday, 02 February 2022

If them Ukrainians, ever last one of em, git gunned up like Southern Folks, them Russians dern't stand no chance.  They's make that thar Afghanistan screw'in look like a faggot-meth -orgy. 

If Putin ever tried tar take hold of Dixie, we'd blast them Russians all tar Hell, 'n then cut 'em up, spread some sweet rub on 'em 'n smoke 'em in our smokers. What parts dern't come out tender, we'll jest make jerky out of.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls, that how it done in the South - Come on, Putin, send us some of yer tender white meat!!! Tuesday, 01 February 2022

It's getting a bit boring Vlad. Hurry up and do it. Tuesday, 01 February 2022

An indefatigable Jesus. Struggling forever for you. To make you safe. To make you loved. To make you rich. 

To make you... Chosen. Monday, 24 January 2022

The honeymoons over baby. Never gunna be that way again. Monday, 24 January 2022

Wake me up when its all over Saturday, 22 January 2022

What was Trump's word, covefe or something? Mighty close to Covid it was. Maybe a prediction Friday, 21 January 2022

AUKUS it is mate.

AUKUS Thursday, 20 January 2022

Yes. Define the World with that one word.

Ferkatke Thursday, 20 January 2022

Farctate. Thursday, 20 January 2022

Damn straight, Iris.  Git rid of them Chinese bastards.  'N git rid of that Xi Jinping. How come Australien's gooberment ain't put a hit out on Xi Jinping???  How come he still 'life???  How come thar tain't NO ONE who can stuff a big 'ol fat rocket up Xi Jinping's asshole?

What this here world of ours needs is a leader, a REAL LEADER who is will'n tar round up Xi Jinping 'n that fat boy, Kim Jung Un, 'n throw 'em in Gitmo.  Sints they like onetheother so much, what we is plann'in is to sell of a kidney, testacle, nipple, eyeball, nostril, arm, leg and other nefarious body parts off each of 'em 'n then sew Xi 'n Kim tagether.  Then, we's gonna drill a big 'ol pussy straight up the middle of 'ol KimXi 'n make a Anime series out of KimXi.  Win win fer everyone.  KimXi git to be close to one 'nother.  'N the world gits a cute, fat Anime character KimXi, 'n needy folks git some chink-made organs.  Yessiree, that's my plan.  Vote fer Ricardovits - Prime Minister in 2022!!! Thursday, 20 January 2022

Good prediction there Digger! Wednesday, 19 January 2022

I've been around a while. Survived drought, fire, and rain. But this COVID is paring me to the bone! What with the worry about the kids getting it, or the neighbour, or the hubby, or god forbid it meself. But I have been thinking about it for a while and I reckon i have come up with a solution.

Ban the Chinese. Wednesday, 19 January 2022

I want a hat just like that. I will put it on and then a N95 mask, march down to the Lodge, and by God I am gunna I ram this fucking RAT right up that born again Christian fuckwit Morrison's arse!

And then. The lion will lay down with the lamb.

Cunt. Saturday, 15 January 2022

Sorry Elliott. I think you have got it wrong there. From my perch in Canberra I have spied that this Max Gross is in fact a Chinese plant. He is part of wide spread online anti-Aussie, and anti-Freedom, cabal of CCP wannabe lovers. Max and his cronies are based in a tent next door to the camps of Urumqi, and they are pumping out all this disinfo about stalwart freedom defender PM ScoMo.


These damned fiendish Chinese will stop at nothing until they destroy our freedom and democracy!
Friday, 14 January 2022

Ah ha! We can see now what is going on here. This Max Gross is clearly a Russian disinfo bot/paid stooge/traitor! Much like his fellow traveler in online extremism, Jeremy Corbyn, it seems Max has a penchant for Russian headgear. Headgear that my OSINT has found can only purchaser from a small Millinery Shop in Tolstoy Street, just off the Nevsky Prospect in Leningrad!

Much like how Trump won the election back in 2016, Putin and his cronies are spreading their tentacles of misinformation ever wider, and are now targeting the bastion of democracy in Australia. The Muscovite puppet-master is eyeing off the 2022 Aussie Election and is causing chaos and COVID mayhem!

Sanctions! I am calling for sanctions and perhaps a drone strike on the purveyors of this democracy destabilising nonsense!
Friday, 14 January 2022

Just fly the fuck away you dumbarse born again moron ScoMo.


Those fucking born again Christians should be penned off on some forgotten island so they can rapture themselves till they fuck right off.
Friday, 14 January 2022

Oh little Gretta. She is an angry one.

You on the other hand Ricky, are a moron. Friday, 14 January 2022

Climate catastrophe - HA it's dern cold outside!  You go 'n git that li'll 'tarded climate cry-bitch, Gretta Thunberg, 'n slap her fanny smok'n hot so's she can feel some REAL CLIMATE CHANGE!!!

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And these clowns are leading us into the climate catastrophe. Ladies and Gentlemen we are fuct. Thursday, 13 January 2022

During WW1 it was said by some dude that Aussie troops were "lions like by donkeys". These days most Aussies are sheep led by wolves. Thursday, 13 January 2022

Flame on. Wednesday, 12 January 2022

DAGGY DAD COVID. SCOMO COVID. FUCKWIT COVID. Tuesday, 11 January 2022

Long COVID. Short COVID. Big COVID. Naked COVID. Politically incorrect COVID. Fascist COVID. Anti-vax COVID. Greenhouse gas COVID. In the back of the ute COVID. Having the horn and COVID. Co-morbidities COVID. Tiny COVID. Cunts with COVID. Pricks with COVID. Kids with COVID. Dads got COVID. Taking the oxygen away COVID. Un-addressable COVID. Making mutants everyday COVID. Lost in a wilderness of pain COVID. Facebooking COVID. Take a picture COVID. Historically COVID. Denying COVID. Suburban COVID. Gentrified COVID. Crypto COVID. Web3 guaranteed COVID. Clusters of COVID. Living with COVID. Gunna be the death of us all COVID. Monday, 10 January 2022

Max, we all gotta die of something. Right? Surely doing it for the state of the economy is not too much to ask? It will be like being a brave ANZAC... Dying for King and Empire again.

Something we can all be proud of!

Monday, 10 January 2022

No worries Max. Is a Mild one. Give it a month and we will all be back to normal. Moaning about interest rates and the scum living next door.

And by so...

ScoMo will crowned PM again! Saturday, 08 January 2022

What about Clytores? What does she do on your farm of muck, you shit for brains sista-fucking hillbilly? Friday, 07 January 2022

Clem - he's what ya might call the "Boss man".  He's 'bout 5 shades of brown lighter than Cletus who picks 'maters fer me 'round summer time. Thursday, 06 January 2022

Well, let's have a closer look at this Promised Land... Thursday, 06 January 2022

Another greats spiel Max but gotta take issue with what you say about Albanese. It is just like what happend with old Sleepy Joe in the US. "Main thing is to get rid of Trump" the limp dicked MSM and lily livered liberals said there, "that'll fix COVID". Well have a look at Idiot Land now, it is fucking worse with Biden!

Albanese and the lame arse ALP have an opportunity now to provide a real alternative and to stop waiting to act. But is there any hope they will? A very simple thing, straight from the start they should have said "Free RATS now". But no, they wait so long even ScoMo is catching up on them. The time of the 'lesser evil' bullshit is over. Hard to see if Albanese was in power it would be any different. They are still in thrall to same powers that be (Murdoch, mining, Captial, etc) as ScoMo and his crew of fuckwits. Thursday, 06 January 2022

Clem is it? I thought it was Cletus...

Anyway, getting back to the article at hand. ScoMo better get off his arse soon or the tottering edifice that is AussieLand might come crashing down. Wednesday, 05 January 2022

Clem Boolits run thar Farm's HR Department.  He make legal problems 'n whatnot disapair. Tuesday, 04 January 2022

Thought we got lucky and the 'My My My' (as in Sharona/Rona) had got you.

Who is this Clem? I hope he ain't been didling your sister behind your back you dumb Hillbilly fuck. Tuesday, 04 January 2022

I'm a badck up 'n runnin, boys 'n girls.  Any of you commies 'n junkies need some money, y'all come on down 'n work on my farm.  'M tak'n applications.  Yer first meal is on me - free as a roofie in a lill gal's licker drink.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls.  Fun fun fun down at thar Ricardovitz Ranch.  Contact Clem at: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. Tuesday, 04 January 2022

They're making the Soylent.

I knew this was what those bastards were up to! Monday, 03 January 2022

Isn't Chinky Premier Xi a fan of Confucius too? Maybe he locked up all them Uighurs so they could be smartened up with a bit of this philosophy. Monday, 03 January 2022

So Pete, what you are saying is that you want to rub the hairy balls of Jesus. Is this right? Monday, 03 January 2022

I like the tactile cross I see above. The Gospellers says that to touch is to truly feel and believe in the Lord. And if he feels a bit round and hairy, well that just makes him more realer than ever. Monday, 03 January 2022

Well we all know what the powers-that-be did to the old Christ! Sunday, 02 January 2022

Ohhh... A Jesus who doesn't know if he is a boy or girl is it. Well that suddenly takes on all sorts of possibilities...

Let's fill the Hill of Golgotha with cries of pleasure my Jewish minx! Climbing up the ladder to give you one last serve...

Oh. Shit. Where were we? Gotta clean my pants again.

Yours with the Horniness,
Hairy Fuckedbarnacle Sunday, 02 January 2022

I watched the new movie 'DON'T LOOK UP' the other night. I thought it was a documentary. Replace the asteroid with global warming or the pandemic and by christ it IS a documentary. Sunday, 02 January 2022

We have been saying for a long time that Opus Dei fanatics like NSW Premier Dominant Paraquat and other Satan worshiping fiends have had their claws on our world.

Now the goat shit is hitting the fan! Expect for these demon lovers to unmask themselves soon. Human sacrifice wont be too long after that.

We are F U C T

Sunday, 02 January 2022

2022 looking fucking great already. The so called "mild" Omicron sending more kids and people to hospital than ever before. And on the Climate front wildfires burning out of control in the middle of fucking winter in Yankee land while London basks in a 16C day in a record New Years day temperature.

There is no way way we are reaching 2023! Sunday, 02 January 2022

The rain will come. It will be heavy and long. And it will wash the scum off the streets. The ScoMos.The Paraquats. The Dick-a-Dee Dans. Yeh. There won't be one of those fuckers left.
And when it stops the heavens will drop a sigh of relief. For all the scum has been washed away. Friday, 31 December 2021

You may have hit on the best prevntative! Alcohol and lots of it! Drink up, peeps, the End is very fucking nigh Friday, 31 December 2021

Ah Max! There's no worries. Have a look at Barnaby. That cunt got it and survived. Shit he is as drunk as a skunk most times; if it couldn't knock him over I reckon the rest of us will do fine. Thursday, 30 December 2021