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Turns out it was mental illness. Something you undoubtedly suffer as well, you sista-fucking fool Ricky. 15 hours ago.

I git up 'n read the news this morn.  Right thar, in big print says "NORWAY MUSLIM WENT A KILL'N FOLKS WITH ASSAULT BOW AND ARROW".  If them dumb Reindeer-Fornicators had GUNS, then all's anyone had to do was pump some lead inta that Muslim feller.  He'd be suck'n Muhammed's cock in Muslim Hell by now. Yessiree, he would!!! 4 days ago.

What on earth is wrong with a fanny-wacker? You would have to be a real uptight Joe UnCool not to like the fanny-wackers. Who amongst us hasn't had the good fortune of their fine company? You must be the produce of very bad inbreeding not to appreciate the sights and sounds of a good fanny-whacking Mr Ricardovitz. 6 days ago.

I'm a gonna pray fer y'all.  FORNICATE THAR DEVIL! In thar name 'o every punk, queer, faggot, darkie, joo, tranny, mcnanny, fanny-wacker, 'n bovine fornicator EVIL MUST LEAVE THIS PLACE, er be banished to the nearest My Li'll Pony web blog.  Amen.  Yessiree!!! 6 days ago.

No worries now my good son Max. The good leader of NSW has released you all from your COVID bonds.

Praise the Lord and all his Saints! 1 week ago.

Well praise the Lord and all the Saints! It seems finally we have a good Catholic Man in charge of Australia again. Or at least Sydney, the rest of this godforsaken country doesn't really matter. And it seems our boy Dominic is also a Opus Dei man. It is really marvellous.

Hopefully he will start pumping some of that cash into our good Catholic schools again. They have been starved by those Pentacostal demons!
2 weeks ago.

Gladys. Another weak as piss Aussie pollie. Going gets tough and she fucks off. 3 weeks ago.

I'd suppose you Yanks would have a few missiles spare. Send them here Ricky we can look after them. If we ever grow our own balls we can lob them back at your shithole land of the free. 3 weeks ago.

Er ya could jest beg 'Merica fer some Nukes 'n go ta town on them chink-rat-bastards.  Reminds me of a li'll ditty my Paps 'd sing me:

Chinky Dinky Daffy
Jappy Wacky Taxi
Jewy Chewy Fooey
Franny go git yer Nanny
Janny done been naughty
Jack'n Janny's all snotty
Bend 'er over 'n spank her fanny!
Spank, spank spank - spank her fanny
spank, spank spank - spank her fanny
Franny, Janny 'n Nanny - fannies gotta git spanked.
3 weeks ago.

It's tough being the lonely white guys out in the middle of nowhere! You'd be scared too if you were us; the yellow peril is always threatening to invade. I know cause my Grandpa told me.
So sometimes you got to sell a little bit of your arse to protect your arse. 3 weeks ago.

How easily duped Australians are! Once hiding behind Britain's skirts, now sucking on US dick 3 weeks ago.

Finally we get a selfie of the sista-fucking Hillbilly! You're as ugly as I've always reckoned Ricky. 4 weeks ago.

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Crovid gonna kill ya 'fore thar weather git ya.  Dern't rightly know what y'all Communists give a dern for.  Cuz, all that meth yhou is smooki'n 'll rot yer teeth 'n yer cerebal maatter liquf jest gonna melt yer brains like butter on hot flapjacks 4 weeks ago.

Boyo, this COVID stuff really gets the Mob stirred. Wonder what'll happen once the Climate Change really hits? It's gunna be a madhouse. 4 weeks ago.

What ever happened to young Jacob? 4 weeks ago.

Just like that fucking F-35 plane. Yanks say jump, and the Aussies say how high and please take our money Friday, 17 September 2021

Xi has already got you Yanks running in circles. You gunna be slopping his noodles for the rest of your life Hillbilly! Friday, 17 September 2021

By the time Aussies get delivery of these nukey subs the fucking things will be obsolete. All par for the course with those suckers Down Under!  Friday, 17 September 2021

Aussies is gonna shove thar STARS 'N BARS up Xi Jinping's slant-eyed ass. Friday, 17 September 2021

Well well. It seems that PM Morrison has been listening to my calls. This really is a wise decision, and it brings to mind the 3 great leaders who stood up to tyranny and terror back 20 years ago. I am sure PM's Blair and Howard and President Bush II are proud of their counterparts today. And you can bet the Red Dictator Xi will be sleeping a little uneasily tonight.

God bless. Thursday, 16 September 2021

I git a place fer ya 'n all yer Meth-Mouths.  Y'all make right good fertilizer fer my Korn fields. Well, that's what them young'n tell me.  Damn Korn sure be as sweet as sassafrases pie. Wednesday, 15 September 2021

We welcome all brothers into our Family. Sisters too.
But as for you Hillbilly types... you can fuck right off. Friday, 10 September 2021

Wheel?  No, we git niggers ta do all the pick'n 'n plant'n 'round here. I round up some white dopers ta do the clean'n, 'n fix'n thangs. We know how ta run thangs 'round here.  Come on down, I'll shows ya first hand!!! Thursday, 09 September 2021

I blame the Feminist lobby for losing Afghanistan. Thursday, 09 September 2021

Do you like the Wheel Ricardo? Are you a follower of the machine?

If so, get down on your knees and pray for our forgiveness. Our retribution will be swift and merciless otherwise. Wednesday, 08 September 2021

AMEN, brother Matthias - a brother in arms, indeed.  Raise them Stars 'n Bars! Purify thar Unclean with cleansi'n fire 'n white lightnin'!!! Wednesday, 08 September 2021

Open up them floodgates... Let it all wash away the sick, the depraved. The unclean.
Until our world is pure again. A White pureness. Sanitised and protected against the non-clean people. 
Join us. We will purify with fire and cleanse with water.
Join us. Saturday, 04 September 2021

You know what we call Gladys over here in Australia? We call her Typhoid Gladys Friday, 03 September 2021

Hey Boy, Dern't y'all Aussies know thar United States 'o Yankeeland owns Pine Gap in Alice Springs?  Yep - them Yankee spies is watch'n fer yer socialists ta screw the pooch, 'n then they is gonna turn Pine Gap into Pine Gape - expand it by 1000x fold.  Yessiree, thar bars 'n stars is gonna fly over Australia one way er 'nother. Friday, 03 September 2021

Ahhh Corona. Could you but be a faded rose from days gone by? A reminder that man and all his bric-a-brac are nothing but dust in the eyes of our almighty King Cthulhu!

May he squish the heathen blood between his toes, and lacerate the unbelieving with his claws of silver and gold. Deliver the Christian, Jew, and Mohammed, to the jaws of the languid lizards beneth the Arctic seas and baste them in the phlegm of your anus!

Thursday, 02 September 2021

Gotta wonder about those Aussie "Anarchists". They love to give the old reach-around to ASPI and other Yankee funded "Think Tanks". Thursday, 02 September 2021

Yep. That's how Kiwi did so well too. But once the My Sharona is in, it's in. Wednesday, 01 September 2021

Australia is essentailly one great big island and was ideally placed to keep out the pandemic. They fucked it up.  Wednesday, 01 September 2021

Is you drowned yet?  I reckon y'all been perdictatin thar great flood from melt'in ice.  But, Austrailia is jest one big 'ol desert mostly.  Dern't y'all think some more fresh water jest may could help y'all grow corn, wheat, soybeans 'n whatnot?

Anywhoo, I tain't nowares near no fish-shitt'n ocean.  Up here on a flat spot o' soil 'top a mountain overlook'n a lighted Cross over yonder. None of that thar fish-outhouse water is gonna git to me.  Nosirree!!! Tuesday, 31 August 2021

Add in the shit storm that climate change is gunna wreak on our lives, and we are doomed for a miserable 21st century. Tuesday, 31 August 2021

It's not the vaccine that is going to make everyone infertile and reduce the population. It is the fucking virus. Surrounded by lunatics out here ready to get fucked up by a virus - on principle! Monday, 30 August 2021

How about Alma, Clive? Sunday, 29 August 2021

Dern't git no Covid 'round here.  Fresh air, hard work, folks is do'in right fine.  Git on down ta my farm 'n I'll show y'all a good time!!! Saturday, 28 August 2021

Good news on the COVID front; the new Lambda variant can evade most vaccine induced and natural immunity. Heading our way soon.

Sorry. Did I say good news?

We're fuct. Friday, 27 August 2021

Owned? You yankees have been owned. By a bunch of bearded fanatics from the 10th century. Thursday, 26 August 2021

We done owned Afghanistan till we dern't want it no more.  Plundered whatever it git that worth a dern.  Now, we's giv'n that batch 'o sand back to y'all sand-coons. Have at it, sand chiggers. Monday, 23 August 2021

You're joking right. You Yanks got your fat shitty asses handed to you on a platter by some bearded defenders of the faith. Best you stay at home and shoot each other you dumb fuck Hillbilly. Monday, 23 August 2021

Lots 'n lots 'n lots 'n lots of dead Muslims littered 'bout in Afghanistan 'n Iraq 'n other nefarious places. That stench of rotting Muslim gizzards is thar smell of VICTORY!!! Saturday, 21 August 2021

Oh you Yanks. The most pathetic country in the world. Look at those Taliban hillbillies. They run your Yankee arse right out of Kabul. You should be like Reagan, stick to invading small Caribbean islands as they are the only ones you have got any hope of beating. Friday, 20 August 2021

Prefer the Xenox-Vax thank you. Friday, 20 August 2021

NUKE EM!!! NUKE EM!!!  NUKE THEM ISLAMIC MUSLIM WHORES!!!  While we is at it, NUKE XI JINPING AND HIS COMMIE CHINA SHITHOLE COUNTRY TOO!!! Friday, 20 August 2021

Locked down and lonely. The story of my life nowadays. But I still remember the good old days... When I ruled this country with a firm but fair hand. Which wasn't every day as sometimes my hands were engaged in other matters ;)

I tell you what, if I was in charge now things would be different! With no GST on Tissues and free high speed internet, I would ensure that Aussies would have plenty to keep themselves entertained during this pandemic time. With my policies in place things would be different, I assure you.

But look at who we got now. A God-bothering fuckwit and his band of limp-dick losers. And as for the 'opposition'... What a joke!

It's enough to make a man think about going into politics again... Tuesday, 17 August 2021

Now the Taliban are back in charge can we all be anti-Islamofascism again? Been so confusing lately, what with the East Turkimen liberators and Syrian Defence League getting our support and funds.


Asking for a friend ;)
Monday, 16 August 2021

What do you expect? Your prime minister is a member of a death cult. He thinks you are all going to Hell anyway so why should he care? Monday, 16 August 2021

They gonna nuke them swarthy li'll monkeys ta Eternal Damnmation!!!  Gonna be glorious.   Biden - he tain't gonna stop it neither.  Muzzy heads is gonna explode.  Sunday, 15 August 2021

Some dodgy shit going on in Afghanistan. First they gunna leave and then the Military-Liberal-NGO complex starts bleating and howling about the Taliban (while always quiet when the Yanks are killing the civilians) and bingo the Yanks are back more than ever. They ain't ever gunna leave, and with it being so close to the Chinks it will let them send the ETIM over the border to stir up shit there. Friday, 13 August 2021

What will these yank pricks be up to as the Rona and Climate Change comes to a head in the next few years? Certainly blocking any real action against either.. Wednesday, 11 August 2021

Time to de-elect that fuckwit ScoMo.

De-elect with extreme prejudice. Tuesday, 10 August 2021

It's invaluable insight like this that has me coming back to xenoxnews.com again and again. Keep it up - and I do mean UP - lads and lassies!  Saturday, 07 August 2021

Had a friend who wAS  a Jew. Then he changed his mind because his Mum lied.

Closed his eyes and felt it come.

Smoothed his hands over his face. (No woman aloud)

Wont you come? Wont you come?

Naked liar he was. All the fucking time.

But I wouldn't call him a spy. More like a mistaken Droog, y'know following the trend.

Saturday, 07 August 2021

ScoMo. Just the right kind of fuckwit Australia would choose to be in charge now. Friday, 06 August 2021

Lookey thar, jewboy - he git it right!!! Come on down ta my farm, 'n you can work yer enter-fornikat'n-penaur guts out fer me. Friday, 06 August 2021

Amen, brother Clive!!! Friday, 06 August 2021

"The hellfire juices of globalization, and the bursting pustules of prosperity."

Awww... You just Jealous. Jealous of the Go-Getters. The Hard-Workers. The Entrer-fucking-prenaurs.

Getting rich and living love high on the hog.

Suck on it ya Commie loser! Wednesday, 04 August 2021

Queensland on the front line now. They need God, guns, and guts! Terminate any resistance. This is a war. And like all our wars, it will only end in Victory! Wednesday, 04 August 2021

They free yet? Friday, 23 July 2021

Think Max is right. That prick is just lurking in the background. Could see him knifing that marshmallow ScoMo and taking over. What a nightmare that would be. Thursday, 15 July 2021

I'd cut off his jib alright! Thursday, 15 July 2021

Has the Ukraine ever not been in a mess? Split it down the middle; half to Poland the other half to Russia. That'll sort them out. Wednesday, 14 July 2021

I like that Commander Dutton. I like the cut of his jib. If anyone can lead Aussies to the promised land, then I reckon it is him. Wednesday, 14 July 2021

One day later: 112 new cases. Going UP!  Monday, 12 July 2021

Something is better than nothing. I'll take it! Monday, 12 July 2021

20 years 'n I'm a jest gettin starded.  One 'o these days, I'm gonna be thar Prime Minister of Australia.  Yessiree - all y'all gotta do is vote fer Ricardovitz.  Free Drugs fer the Drug addicts - 'n right powerful drugs too.  Whe n you depart this World, Ricardovitz is gonna make sure y'all Dopers git the ride of yer life.  Yer Brains 'll be on fire bathed in the serine senastions of dandalions 'nm poppies.  I'm gonna do great thangs. Yessiree!!! Friday, 09 July 2021

Coming up to 20 years now... Friday, 09 July 2021

Yessiree, inhanced jabs keep them workers 'o mine work'n hard 'n commin back fer more.   My paps learnt me that folks is slaves ta thar own vice.  Them yankees may of freed them Negros, but Negros love tickl'n thar brains with Crank'n Coolaid. I'm jest happy to oblige. Tuesday, 06 July 2021

It seems Prof Williams has seen the future with his enhanced XenoxVac, for as the latest COVID data is showing, we will be needing regular shots of new vaccine formulations. And what better way to get the hoi polloi on board then by adding a few extra mind altering ingredients with each shot.

I would be patenting this idea soon Prof, because you can bet the Pharma behemoths will be eyeing it off for their new jabs. Tuesday, 06 July 2021

Shit, this is exactly what that fuckwit Aussie PM ScoMo needs. He could solve the COVID problem in one fell swoop if he could get Prof Williams' smack-laden Vaccine into the arms of dinki-di Aussies.
Friday, 02 July 2021

Straight as thar edge of my Bowie Knife - that's how paps told me ta be, 'n thats how I am.  Dern't need none of yer Devil-Breath, Devil-Dust or Devil-lettice.  Lord tells folks ya can drink His wine, 'n that's all ya git. Everthang else come from the Devil!!! Wednesday, 30 June 2021

Christ Ricky. You are a straight edged loser. Your mind is shrinkwrapped in that idiot book your mommy made you read as a child.

Get on the leaf. Get on the pipe. Eat the 'shroom. Expand your horizons. These things were placed on our earth to enlarge our consciousness beyond the tiny good&evil you Christian fuckwits want to lock us in. Monday, 28 June 2021

Y'all Dopers 'n Drug Addicts is gonna burn in thar files of Hell.  Start out with the Devil's Lettace, 'n move 'long to that thar glass pipe with the Devil's hot breath in it.  Dern't need ta wait ta burn in Hell, just puff on the glass pipe 'n you is already thar. Monday, 28 June 2021

Hello? What about the pain ensuing? Not a very good look. Sunday, 27 June 2021

I dealt with China 13 years ago. Can read my prophetic prognosis here:

CHINA: ECONOMIC COLOSSUS OR ECONOMIC BASKETCASE?

Nothing about dead Reds or bullseyes. Just clear level headed analysis after a Hookah or two.


Thursday, 24 June 2021

Red is Dead.  China is gowin down down down.  Xi Jinping git a bullsey on his head 'n a laser-beam burnin a dot in it.  Thar South Shall Rise 'n we're takin'in Aussiland with us fer to put the big hurt on Xi Jinping's China. Yessiree I see Nukes a fly'n!!! Thursday, 24 June 2021

Hell yeh! That'll stop the Red revolution. A bunch of know-nothing Senators voted to ban something they don't know-nothing about! Keep up the good fight Ricky.



Dickhead. Wednesday, 23 June 2021

Xi Jinping's "Critical Race Theory" Banned In Australia.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls, thar fair minded Aussie Senate voted Monday fer bann'n  Marxist Critical Race Theory from classrooms Down Under.  This here be a big 'ol disappointment to fat Xi Jinping.  He so fat, Kim Fatty make fun of him.  Anywho, 30 smarty-smart Aussies said "HELL NO" to the Commies.  But, 28 Aussie Senators was lick'n Xi Jinping's Marxist balls like honey bees on sugarsmacks.

Hey, boys 'n girls, Commies is a Disease - they need tar be beat on the head with a heap of heavy common sense.   Ricardovitz - report'n the news ta Aussies since 1976.
Tuesday, 22 June 2021

Chief Chink, Xi Jinping be too fat ta lead, some reckon. Thar international community is frett'n this week 'bout revelations implicatin Commie China’s Xi Jinping bein too dern fat to ta tell Americans tar go fornicate themselves.

Xi Jinping cain't even blow out no birfday candels.  Nosiree, he cain't!!  China corresponded reported Xi Jinping 's already be vary angry, vary hungry, 'n still VARY FAT.  Anywhoo, I done read this in thar Washington Free Beacon.  Thar's also a li'll ditty 'bout it in thar White National Free Press.
Saturday, 19 June 2021

Ever watched when they killed him? More balls than any of the Yankee assholes will ever have. Saturday, 19 June 2021

Prof. What is the antigen that elicits the repsonse? The spike protein you say; but is it the Lee or the Gupta? Friday, 18 June 2021

You know whenever I see your deranged rants Ricky I hear banjos. And I hear pigs squealing. I imagine the mud pit where you, your sister, and the pig are rolling around naked. Enjoying yourselves in the way that your dumbarse god meant.

Now I got nothing against you hillbillies expressing your sexuality. We are all entitled to that. But it is the pig I object to. Can't you just stick to poking your sister; why must you bring the poor defenceless creature into your peverted orgies?

Hope one day that pig get's his jaws on your little pea shooter and rips it right off ya hillbilly cunt! Tuesday, 15 June 2021

You want thar Devil-Jab?  Stick that jabber of yers in thar AIDS infested, poo coated rectal thang them lady-boys git on thar King's Cross. Yu'll have a life 'o Devil-bliss 'n ferever shits of piss....'n blood. Tuesday, 15 June 2021

Does this XenoxVac jab enter thru the Pineal gland? Can it unlock the secrets of our universe for me?

Will it Immunise me against the pains of life? The dread days of living? Stop my mind turning in on itself as I grow steadily shabby and old...

Can it it unleash the power within? My strength unleashed in a fury of fists and violence. Maybe with it I can liberate the oppressed. The downtrodden. Can it make me a beacon of Power and Worship?

With my 'Second Shot' will I be able to stand naked and not ashamed amongst my peers? My manhood proud, bold, and erect?

I tell you, if this vaccine cannot. Then I will not.
Saturday, 12 June 2021

Dr. Japimoto, you ain't git nothin!  My brain is vast 'n smart. A tribute ta thar top-dog of all mankind. I can outsmart ya cipher'n, farm'in, mix'n charmicles 'n corralling farm hands. This tain't no bragadociary by Ricardovitz.  Nosirree itain't.  Thar Lord smiled down apon Ricardovits when he was birthed.  I be liv'n thar dream.  The Lord's Cross smile'n down upon me from the mountain yonder.  Lit up God's sky ever night. Friday, 11 June 2021

I got a vaccine for you my good man. It will inject a neuronal stem cell. Which could then locate itself into your obviously empty skull and populate you with a brain. Thursday, 10 June 2021

Git poked, er git revoked.  Thar Vaccine 'll set ya free, 'n I git a special vaccine fer folks work'n my land.  Yessiree, I surely do!!!  Come on down 'n I'll git ya credit at my Ricardovitz company store.  Good fer yer hole fambily, specially them little ones.  Give 'em a touch of go-juice 'n watchout, cuz they git ta pick'n collard greens like a piglet root'n 'round fer the red-root. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

I normally don't descend into the cheap seats but seeing this is from the great man of Washington I thought I'd better respond...

Where is the peer review Anthony? Up ya fucking arse,that's where it is!
You think that someone with my intellect would deign to let some Dr Nobody from Hicksville Institute have a look at my world shaking research? No. Fucking. Way.
Now how about you piss off back to DC and come up with your own bloody vaccine.

Love, Prof Williams. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

You know I had some fucking plans before all this shit. Lined up a lot of meetings with investors all over the World for my project. And this type of project requires face to face meetings. Anyone can fake it over Zoom, right?

The dreams I had for myself, my family, my community... All shattered by this fucking virus. So I am hoping Prof that this vaccine, unlike all the rest, will give us the break we need to go out there and INNOVATE and ENTREPRENEUR.

Otherwise I don't know what the fuck I will do. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

Peer review my good man. Where is the peer review? Tuesday, 08 June 2021

Sounds fabulous! Where can I score, sorry, get some of this hi-tech saviour? I've had it with the masks and shackles. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

Oh that'll be wonderful Ricky. We do need something new to clean the dunny with. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

While yer walk'n 'bout with yer Willie polk'in out on Bourke St, why not have a gander at Ricardovitz's "Rebel Shoppe".  Jest ask the counter-jockey fer "Big-Jimmy" and he'll give ya a li'll Confederate Flag fer free!!! Yessiree!!! Tuesday, 08 June 2021

Inject me with your love Jeebus! Saturday, 05 June 2021

Got my jabs so feeling as free as bird. So free in fact that I might just walk down Bourke St with my fly undone. Friday, 04 June 2021

Dumbass. You from the USA? Then you is a Yankee. And you can kiss my dixie ass! Thursday, 03 June 2021

I ain't no Yankee.  That's like say'n yer Abos is Geechee negros. Anywho, I'm run'n fer Prime Minister of Australia - a vote fer Ricky is a vote fer Freedom. Thursday, 03 June 2021

President Jimmy is a legend mate. He put solar panels on the White House, and Osama into Afghanistan. What more could a liberal want? He made them feel all righteous and holy, meanwhile the turd he just dropped destroyed the third world.

Hard to know with the Yanks who is worse. Hillbilly numbnuts like Ricky. Or their dumbarse sanctimonious Liberal class.

Fuck them all I say.

Wednesday, 02 June 2021

I dern't do noth'n coz that south-georgia, Jimmy Carter fool!  That 'ol dummy Carter, jest made it so's the po-po can give you a seeding ticket fer driv'n 56mph.  We told that fook Carter ta go fornicate the Devil.  Up here we banned thar Devil, but we still know how ta run a hot rod up the arse-end of a south-Georgia Democrat gummer. Wednesday, 02 June 2021

Den1 come back Saturday, 29 May 2021

Why you peanut planting fiend! Are you really just a hillbilly cos-playing Jimmy Carter after all? Saturday, 29 May 2021

Well, howdy Jimmy.  When you git washed up in thar hills of Clayton GA, I'm a gonna be thar, gun in hand 'n a good pay'n job fer ya.  You can pick my peanuts 'n if you dern't yer boyfriend can pick my buckshot outa yer balls. Friday, 28 May 2021

When the ice shears off Greenland and Antarctica, and raises the sea level instantly by 5 meters we are gunna be like that fish. Dead and washed up on some faraway shore.

Enjoy your future. Thursday, 27 May 2021

Bring back Tzippi and Condoleeza! They really knew how to have diplomatic get togethers, where critical issues were discussed, human rights negotiated, and land swaps for peace made.

And what else would they do after all that?

Well, I can only imagine!

Yours with blood engorged staff in hand,
Hairy Fuknuckle Thursday, 27 May 2021

This tain't no Peachtree City, boy.  Them fool white folks rid'n 'round in golf carts think'n some dumb 'ol fence is gonna keep y'all negros out - you stick with them, ya hear?  Cuz, up here we take our guns out 'n start shoot'n em all a sudden fer no reason at all, or ta shoot any 'ol livin thang wonder'n 'bout.  Tain't no negro who wonder all thar way up in these parts make it out 'live without pay'n our exit tax. Saturday, 22 May 2021

Gunna be bug zapping your white ass you dumbass! When the brothers come and repossess your farm we gunna hitch you to a plough and run your white ass to the ground. Gunna be laughing all the way Friday, 21 May 2021

Tain't got none of them kind of folks 'round here.  We gotta big lit Cross up on thar town mountain ta keep 'em away.  Works on Jews, Muslims ''n Negros.  Better 'n' a bug-zapper. Friday, 21 May 2021

Reading this and I can't help thinking about ASPI. Surely that Sheltered Home of China bed-wetters was created at this spook lovefest. I bet all the characters that run that dump were there too. Friday, 21 May 2021

Just cant believe that PM Sharon's arse couldn't break the deadlock. He was such a man among men! I mean look at all the death and destruction he left behind; all for the Greater Israel.
Surely somewhere in his colon was the promise of peace? Friday, 21 May 2021

We can do it a 60 Saturday, 15 May 2021

Y'all ain't woke up from nothing!!!  Ware is yer guns?  WARE IS YER GUNS???  Y'all is a bunch of fool-follow'n stooges who done gave up all yer gooberment fight'n arms fer 'n Aussie anal-fist'n 'n a gooberment herpes special blowjob. Tuesday, 11 May 2021

Only 13 years ago, but seem the Aussies have woken up Ricky! Sunday, 09 May 2021

A reckoning. Sunday, 09 May 2021

All Aussies must fight to the last Taiwanese to ensure that the genocide in the Xinjiang work for the dole concentration camps doesnt happen and Pres Biden remains number 1.

It is that simple. Thursday, 06 May 2021

f it comes to a shooting war with China, Pez and Obergruppenfuhrer Kartoffelpuffer should be in the front line, preferably strapped to a nuclear missile a-la “Dr Strangelove“.  NICE. Thursday, 06 May 2021

Old Scomo... He is a bit of a rascal! Shoehorned into his safe seat and now running Australia like it was a Real Estate Agency. Well in these crazy times I suppose it's the best Aussies could hope for. A second rate nation, with a second rate leader.

Pity though that we have pissed off the only buyer who might want this dump of a place! Thursday, 06 May 2021

You tain't never been ta no Warwoman Dell Baptism, I reckon.  We git it on right special - it'll pluck yer feathers 'n perty-up yer liver.  Ain't a dern thang laughable 'bout it.  I seen thar Lord work one over in mysterious ways.  Yessiree, boy, I sure as a pile 'o poo on a jew have. Wednesday, 05 May 2021

Listen my dear chap, I have been smothered in cognac, cunt, and cocaine for my 'baptism'. Why on earth would I want to be dunked in some filthy stream to become a member of the religion of the slaves?

It is laughable. Wednesday, 05 May 2021

Come on down here, Asshole Crowley, 'n I'm gonna Baptize you 'n git you right with thar Lord again.  Wednesday, 05 May 2021

Fuck those born again christian numbnuts. They are a curse on our world.

I used to be in the Brethren so I know... Tuesday, 04 May 2021

Y'all cain't all be drink'n spirits from Cans! Thar tain't 'nuff motell rooms in Cans fer all thar spirit-drink'n Aussies 'n' Abos.  I recken thar be lots of film festivelers sipp'n lattes 'n fruity umbrella drinks 'n whatnot over thar.  Tuesday, 04 May 2021

The future has arrived www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/apr...ths-axis-study-shows Monday, 03 May 2021

How far into the future? Monday, 03 May 2021

We drink our lager from cans, not jars. And we don't fuck our sisters either.

Seems there is some differences between us. Monday, 03 May 2021

Pints is fer sissy socialist queers.  We drink from mason-dixon jars. Dern't the Soviet Onion invet pints, metric, killergrams 'n other nefarious whatnot? Friday, 30 April 2021

Back to the matters at hand...

Love to have a pint with the Queen Mum. Sucking piss and to the rest of the Commonwealth we diss. Wednesday, 28 April 2021

Another hidden classic Wednesday, 21 April 2021

I git me a stainless steel Bible - good fer thump'n Homosexuals on thar head until they git right with God. Tuesday, 20 April 2021

Fuck u hillbilly. And you can take your bible and stick it up your shit encrusted arse. Monday, 19 April 2021

You sound 'bout like a A-1 cunny-hate'n homosexual.  A sextarded dummy who thinks a gal's cunny is fer cook'n 'n not fornicat'n.  Ware you come from, Chester?  East Assfucknstan?  Lord, please fergive me if'n you find any word's not tar yer lik'n in my writ'en.  But, when you send these here homosexuals at me want'n tar boil a woman's private parts cuz he perfers a man's shit-shooter, well, You is really challeng'n me.  Lord, you mak'n me feel like Job - I love You even with this here cra-cra, meth-smok'in wakos all 'round!!! Friday, 16 April 2021

Stuff all the cunts into a bag and dump them into boiling water. Yeh that sounds a-bout fucking right! Thursday, 15 April 2021

Could we have an English Breakfast Roya Family? That would be my cuppa tea. Thursday, 15 April 2021

Sissy? What sort of numbknucle name is that? Is that what you call her when you diddlin'? Or is it your mama that springs to your perverted hillbilly mind? Thursday, 15 April 2021

Dern't worry none 'bout Sissy.  She got her lippy on 'n is work'n my pick'n engineers like a rabid bitch on a basket of mice. Bless her soul.  Thar strong shall survive; the weak 'll become hog-slop. Tuesday, 13 April 2021

Really Ricky? Have you told your sister about this? Because I would think she has ownership on that little peashooter of yours. Tuesday, 13 April 2021

I am all 'bout the Lord's Word.  But, if'n thar Lord wants me ta be King 'o England, 'n I got ta fornicate with Lizzy, well, I'm gonna make that pecker stand at attention 'n poke 'er right in that 'ol pussy.  I'll do it fer y'all.  I'm gonna kill them Commies with my luv. Tuesday, 13 April 2021

Well Ricky I never! I thought you were a true follower of God's word.

And besides, who would want to fornicate with an Anglican... Saturday, 10 April 2021

I'll fornicate with Liz like a wild boar on a dirty sow's vag-hole, if'n she 'll make me King.  Vote for Ricardovitz - King of England  'n sow fornicator FER THAR PEOPLE!!! Saturday, 10 April 2021

Phil is dead can we go straight to Willie as King then? Wouldn't it be lovely to have this Modern Man as the leader of the free world? And not his decrepit and perverted brother?

Willie can put the world to its rights. Friday, 09 April 2021

I see yer King Philip is in fer the big Dirt Nap. Lost his balls a century ago.  You think thar Queen 'll have the dickless 'n sackless king 'o England stuffed and placed on her farplace mantel? Friday, 09 April 2021

Off with all their fucking heads. And turn Buckingham Palace into a refuge for the homeless. Friday, 09 April 2021

"You know what they call them on Deeside?'' The wee man in the Glasgow pub thrust his face closer to mine. "The Germans, that's what they call them, the Germans.''
The 1914-18 war changed everything. Germany and things German, once admired, were now anathema. Dachshunds were stoned in the streets and George V decided that the family name was now an embarrassment. 
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/...n-roots-7907498.html Thursday, 08 April 2021

Liberal???  I reckon Aw's a li'll rough on the Beaver last night. Everthang was all quiet 'n peaceful-like.  Jest a Lord-blessed night.  Then, I smelt a beaver pelt in my future. Waited quietly, the old Osage tree.  Waited.....waited....waited.  She was near alright.  Waited.....waited......waited....thar she was in all her glory.   I had my boot-knife handy 'n razor sharped. Then, with a long forward thrust 'n a flick-o-the-wrist slash, blood was squirt'n 'n I heard the most Gawd-awful noise fer a few seconds.  Then it was done - I had my beautiful li'll beaver pelt - all fer me 'n nowone else. Made a bloody mess of it, but she cleaned up right fine.

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Tuesday, 06 April 2021

She a bit liberal though Ricky, don't you think? Wednesday, 31 March 2021

Hey, boy, thar ain't no queers north of Blacklanta. All them monkeys you is anal-fornicate'n git the AIDS 'n dern't never leave theys monkey-pens.  But, if'n you must know who The Queen of Appalachia (N. Georgia) is, I'm a here ta tell you....Dolly Parton.  She's a turn'n 70-someth'n, 'n 'll run rings 'round Queen Elton. Saturday, 27 March 2021

Oh Elton is our Queen? Sounds delightful!

And who then is the Queen of your Green Land of Georgia my good man? Would it be some dress wearing fairy from Atlanta? Or perhaps a toga clad intellectual flit from Athens GA?
Whoever it is I bet they are big and strong, and like a poke in the bum as most good white men of the South do. And I should know as I have poked a few thete on my visits. Even in Clayton, Georgia. Friday, 26 March 2021

Elton John is yer Queen 'o England.  Is thar an Abo Queen 'o Australia?  I reckon thar ain't. Why thar ain't? Cuz we dern't need no stink'n queens in The Land 'O Thar South!!!  England is fer Queens, so Aussie Land 'll donate all its Queens to England.  This is fer ta spread the AIDS to all them swarthy Pakis 'n foreigners in England. Thursday, 25 March 2021

Dunno about a Queen but a few years ago we had a Princess Thursday, 25 March 2021

Why can't we have an Aussie Queen? Wouldn't it be lovely! Could put their Palace in Rooty Hill; make them the real Monarch of the Masses.

Perhaps when ScoMo gets the boot his Jenny could take on the job? She could Knight Aussie Heroes in their Hillsong Church! What a wonderful story for all us Aussies it would be. Tuesday, 23 March 2021

How about one on sticks? You know, their heads on sticks after they have been chopped off.

I reckon that would go down well with the punters. Monday, 22 March 2021

I done tol y'all I git a few Aussie bucks with that thar perty gal's mug on it.  Alls I gotta do is tape in on the back of one of them ugly harlots work'n my fields 'fore she gits in the barrel bath.  Dern't take me much time tat all tar finish my business, 'n peel that Aussie buck off 'er back after. Friday, 19 March 2021

I reckon the whole Prince Harry and the missus blow up is just a stunt. Give them time, there will be a reconcilliation and the press will love them again. The youtube show will probably be hosted by Piers Friday, 19 March 2021

Oh she is a looker alright. Here she is just about to flash the gash...

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She might be in need of some company soon seeing her Husband is about to be pushing up daisies. Why don't you hop on plane and start camping outside of Buckingham Palace Ricky? You could get lucky. Thursday, 18 March 2021

I'm a gonna tell y'all what you is gonna do.  Nothi'n.  Yer gonna do NOTHI'N!  See, boys 'n girls, I dern't need no 'lectricity to git 'long. Got crops.  Got livestock.  Got fire. Got water.  Got still down by the stream to make me some spirit-money!  Spirit-money 's worth a heap more than that thar Aussi toilet paper y'all be spend'n.  Well, that gal you git on the $1 Aussie-buck she ain't hard on the eyes, 'n I might keep 'er around.  But the rest of that funny-money taint worth nothin.

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Wednesday, 17 March 2021

And when the lights dont switch on? What you gunna do then Quiet one? Wednesday, 17 March 2021

My head is looking like that bald bird. I blame the following (in no particular order):
1. God
2. My mother
3. Mr Cohen
4. The Horn. Oh! Won't it ever go away!
5. The Australian education system.
6. Anarchists Sunday, 14 March 2021

We Aussies don't need guns. If you have a go, we'll fucking nut ya!  Saturday, 13 March 2021

As long as I can afford Bundy and beers, nobody shits on my doorstep[ and the lights come on when I flick the switch, I don't give a fuck about anything or anybody Saturday, 13 March 2021

Ricky you got it wrong. No one chews Frog Gizzards to get high! It is only after you sprinkle some corn flour on 'em does it get ya pecker up and the boys partying ;) Saturday, 06 March 2021

I thought the Yanks changed their President? Haven't seen much difference lately... Saturday, 06 March 2021

You do parties Ricky? I thought you Hillbilly types were just laying about with a stalk of straw between your teeth and diddling your sister with your teeny weeny penies...

Should stop your bullshitting Ricky. Otherwise that bearded god might come down and do some smiting on you Saturday, 27 February 2021

Throw'n a big Covid party, y'all is invited.  I'm a gonna hand out party favours  - the darkies 'll git shovels, 'n hoes.  You light-skinned dopers 'll git a bag-o-seed.  They we is all goin out to thar fields 'n whilst my farm hands is celebrat'in shootin thar favorite guns, the darkies will hoe long trenches fer you dopers ta drop yer seed in.  Then, yer gonna throw this here symposium nitrate on it like confetti 'n squirt H20 all over my 100 acres.  Yessiree, we all is gonna have a good time!!! Friday, 26 February 2021

COVID-19's little brother Friday, 26 February 2021

Now, you go run 'long 'n tell yer big sissy, Rosalind Croucher, ta git on it.  You be sure ta tell Rosi ya git yer feelings all hurt up from FREE SPEECH.  Wile yer at it, you tell her that I am near 99.99% sure her carpet dern't match her curtains, if'n you now what I mean.  But, I sure is a dern fool fer a redhead - they is mean as spit, but all fire in thar crotch!!! Thursday, 25 February 2021

Awww, some 'ol boy, InternetWatchAustralia, he dern't like freedom of speech.  He dern't like thar truth.  Well, I'm a gonna make it easy fer you good buddy, you can report all yer complaints to:
Ricky Ricardovitz
2473 Seed Tic Rd.
Clayton, Ga.  30525 USA

I'm here ta inform you that the Southern Confederacy is in the works of annexing Australia - the "Southest Country on thar Planet".  We here at the Southern Confederacy pride ourselves on freedom of speech, freedom to have guns, 'n freedom to use 'em. Praised be the Lord and the South.  Yessiree, Boys 'n Girls, yessiree!!! Thursday, 25 February 2021

All us Aussies want is just to be left alone...

And to have our house prices to forever keep rising.

You can bet your bottom dollar there'll be a Govt burning if they failed to do that! Tuesday, 23 February 2021

If Aussies werent mostly comatose they would burn this fuckin shit government to the ground Tuesday, 23 February 2021

Send them to:
Cunt,
London
C/o- BBC Complaints Dept Tuesday, 23 February 2021

This must now be Australia's number one website for hate speech comment. Where should complaints be sent or failing any action subpoenas? Tuesday, 23 February 2021

Looky thar, folks, Australia has done took my report 'n rekomendartion ta give white folks the Chink-Flu vaccine first.  Them Abos dern't need no vaccine - eat'n snakes 'n jibby snails git thar gut all fulled with parasites, that thar Chink-Flu dern't want no nevermind with the Abos.  See, boys  'n girls, Ricardovitz is hard at werk fer ya behind the scene. Tuesday, 23 February 2021

ScoMo you are a fine representative of Australia!

And just think, he is a good Christina man too. Monday, 22 February 2021

Interesting to read this now. Same playbook now being run against China. I assume in this case they don't want a hot war but they are pushing it close to the edge... Sunday, 21 February 2021

Looking at Syria now I think that yes indeed, the Yanks have turned into the new Cambodia. Saturday, 20 February 2021

Hard to believe that the primitives of the Nile invented beer. Surely it came from that well spring of civilisation... China. Tuesday, 16 February 2021

“Evidence for the use of beer in sacrificial rites was found during excavations in these facilities,” Monday, 15 February 2021

What about Egyptian beer Mr Prophet? Didn't they invent the stuff?


www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/2/14/egypt-u...s-production-brewery
Monday, 15 February 2021

Tex this is the future calling. Rupert still here and doing worse than ever. Saturday, 13 February 2021

Still tracking Max Ricky? He is a twitter superstar now ;) Friday, 12 February 2021

one blowing forward and the other blowing back Thursday, 11 February 2021

I got a word for ya "Click Clack" Wednesday, 10 February 2021

The Red Empire sure has the west trembling now. Friday, 05 February 2021

Nowadays they just nod in furious agreement with each other. Thursday, 04 February 2021

Way down yonder east 'o Tallahassee, thar Stars 'n Bars is fly'n grand, protect'n our swamps 'n green green pastures.  From.....YANKEE DEMONS!!!
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So many of these nazi dickwads around. If they are not boof-headed hillbilly fuckwits then they are lard arse 'Aussies'... Wednesday, 03 February 2021

I hear they like hiking in the Grampians too... Wednesday, 03 February 2021

What we want is not what we get. Saturday, 30 January 2021

Hedge. This word would now be a significant part of the Podcaster's vocabulary. As in, that Wall St cunt's hair looks like a hedge. Thursday, 28 January 2021

Got any more new words there?

Pellucid. I think I read that one today. 

I also remember the very difficult crosswords that were once published in these very pages. Puzzles that delighted in trotting out words obscure and of high scrabble value. Pity none of them come to my wind-blown mind at the moment. Tuesday, 26 January 2021

Did we lose it in 2003? People were awake back then too? Thursday, 21 January 2021

Sometimes a music tune can help you understand things. Like for instance this song:  

To me it demonstrates the meaning of 'reciprocity' in the negative. In relation to oral sex. Thursday, 21 January 2021

One Idiot out, and one '?' in next...

Time will tell if Pres Biden is about the same as Obama or a bit lower. Thursday, 21 January 2021

Dern't know Mr. Boy, but sure as a still run by Mexicans 'll blow all tar hell, Ricardovits dern't room with nobody.  I ain't go'in ta no jail.  In God's piece of Heaven on Earth, we git thangs done 'n dern't need no law-folks 'round here fer ta help none.  Lawmen is someth'n we jest don't git 'round these parts.  Ricardovitz, he ain't goin noware near ware the darkies are. Ever wonder why snow is white?  Why it dern't snow ware the darkies hale from?  Lord dern't bother bless'n Hell's demons with his white gift from His Heavens - when snow hit one of them darkie demons, it just melt 'n turn ta mud.  Tuesday, 19 January 2021

Is this the sort of stuff you been reading in your King James Bible?

Damn, you Hillbillies are all perverts. If you’re not fucking your sister, you are fantasising about some Prison poo-jabbing! Maybe you will get your chance to live out this fantasy seeing Biden is coming after all you Trump loving rednecks. If you are lucky you could be roomed with a Proud Boy or two. Tuesday, 19 January 2021

Reciprocity is what thar big prison faggot tells that thar punkish white boy he gonna give 'im in the way-far shower stall fer eat'n the snickers bar left on his pillow. Tuesday, 19 January 2021

Big words don't mean much anymore. In fact most words nowadays don't make a lick of difference. Monday, 18 January 2021

Well, Maggie, you dern't know nothin! Likely you ain't never run no company store.  Probaly dern't have no happy rocks er shine fer a fair price neither.  This here is thar 2020's.  You gotta pay yer folks sumpthin so's they can pay yer store clerk fer thar toiletries 'n whatnot.  Tain't like these here folks is gonna hike 30 miles outa hear fer ta git a 6-pack of schlitz 'n a box of smokes.   Whipp'n folks is what we call "barbarick" - somethin my daddy 'n his daddy had to do.  Once a worker checks in at my Plantation, he tain't got no reason ta leave. I treat 'em right good.  'N they work right hard fer me so's I kin reward 'em with a ration of shine 'n I start 'em all out on a Quarter-rock fer nothin!  Anythang they want more 'n a quarter-rock 'n a half-pint of shine, folks can git at the company store.  If'n some 'ol boy dern't want ta work - well, hell, take thar day off!  Ain't gonna be make'n no trip ta the company store that day, though.  Nosirree!!! Thursday, 14 January 2021

Oh that is very generous of you to pay these people Mr Ricardovitz. Not something I would ever do on my farm.

But we do encourage singing! Wednesday, 13 January 2021