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An indefatigable Jesus. Struggling forever for you. To make you safe. To make you loved. To make you rich. 

To make you... Chosen. 5 days ago.

The honeymoons over baby. Never gunna be that way again. 5 days ago.

Wake me up when its all over 1 week ago.

What was Trump's word, covefe or something? Mighty close to Covid it was. Maybe a prediction 1 week ago.

AUKUS it is mate.

AUKUS 1 week ago.

Yes. Define the World with that one word.

Ferkatke 1 week ago.

Farctate. 1 week ago.

Damn straight, Iris.  Git rid of them Chinese bastards.  'N git rid of that Xi Jinping. How come Australien's gooberment ain't put a hit out on Xi Jinping???  How come he still 'life???  How come thar tain't NO ONE who can stuff a big 'ol fat rocket up Xi Jinping's asshole?

What this here world of ours needs is a leader, a REAL LEADER who is will'n tar round up Xi Jinping 'n that fat boy, Kim Jung Un, 'n throw 'em in Gitmo.  Sints they like onetheother so much, what we is plann'in is to sell of a kidney, testacle, nipple, eyeball, nostril, arm, leg and other nefarious body parts off each of 'em 'n then sew Xi 'n Kim tagether.  Then, we's gonna drill a big 'ol pussy straight up the middle of 'ol KimXi 'n make a Anime series out of KimXi.  Win win fer everyone.  KimXi git to be close to one 'nother.  'N the world gits a cute, fat Anime character KimXi, 'n needy folks git some chink-made organs.  Yessiree, that's my plan.  Vote fer Ricardovits - Prime Minister in 2022!!! 1 week ago.

Good prediction there Digger! 1 week ago.

I've been around a while. Survived drought, fire, and rain. But this COVID is paring me to the bone! What with the worry about the kids getting it, or the neighbour, or the hubby, or god forbid it meself. But I have been thinking about it for a while and I reckon i have come up with a solution.

Ban the Chinese. 1 week ago.

I want a hat just like that. I will put it on and then a N95 mask, march down to the Lodge, and by God I am gunna I ram this fucking RAT right up that born again Christian fuckwit Morrison's arse!

And then. The lion will lay down with the lamb.

Cunt. 2 weeks ago.

Sorry Elliott. I think you have got it wrong there. From my perch in Canberra I have spied that this Max Gross is in fact a Chinese plant. He is part of wide spread online anti-Aussie, and anti-Freedom, cabal of CCP wannabe lovers. Max and his cronies are based in a tent next door to the camps of Urumqi, and they are pumping out all this disinfo about stalwart freedom defender PM ScoMo.


These damned fiendish Chinese will stop at nothing until they destroy our freedom and democracy!
2 weeks ago.

Ah ha! We can see now what is going on here. This Max Gross is clearly a Russian disinfo bot/paid stooge/traitor! Much like his fellow traveler in online extremism, Jeremy Corbyn, it seems Max has a penchant for Russian headgear. Headgear that my OSINT has found can only purchaser from a small Millinery Shop in Tolstoy Street, just off the Nevsky Prospect in Leningrad!

Much like how Trump won the election back in 2016, Putin and his cronies are spreading their tentacles of misinformation ever wider, and are now targeting the bastion of democracy in Australia. The Muscovite puppet-master is eyeing off the 2022 Aussie Election and is causing chaos and COVID mayhem!

Sanctions! I am calling for sanctions and perhaps a drone strike on the purveyors of this democracy destabilising nonsense!
2 weeks ago.

Just fly the fuck away you dumbarse born again moron ScoMo.


Those fucking born again Christians should be penned off on some forgotten island so they can rapture themselves till they fuck right off.
2 weeks ago.

Oh little Gretta. She is an angry one.

You on the other hand Ricky, are a moron. 2 weeks ago.

Climate catastrophe - HA it's dern cold outside!  You go 'n git that li'll 'tarded climate cry-bitch, Gretta Thunberg, 'n slap her fanny smok'n hot so's she can feel some REAL CLIMATE CHANGE!!!

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And these clowns are leading us into the climate catastrophe. Ladies and Gentlemen we are fuct. 2 weeks ago.

During WW1 it was said by some dude that Aussie troops were "lions like by donkeys". These days most Aussies are sheep led by wolves. 2 weeks ago.

Flame on. 2 weeks ago.

DAGGY DAD COVID. SCOMO COVID. FUCKWIT COVID. 3 weeks ago.

Long COVID. Short COVID. Big COVID. Naked COVID. Politically incorrect COVID. Fascist COVID. Anti-vax COVID. Greenhouse gas COVID. In the back of the ute COVID. Having the horn and COVID. Co-morbidities COVID. Tiny COVID. Cunts with COVID. Pricks with COVID. Kids with COVID. Dads got COVID. Taking the oxygen away COVID. Un-addressable COVID. Making mutants everyday COVID. Lost in a wilderness of pain COVID. Facebooking COVID. Take a picture COVID. Historically COVID. Denying COVID. Suburban COVID. Gentrified COVID. Crypto COVID. Web3 guaranteed COVID. Clusters of COVID. Living with COVID. Gunna be the death of us all COVID. 3 weeks ago.

Max, we all gotta die of something. Right? Surely doing it for the state of the economy is not too much to ask? It will be like being a brave ANZAC... Dying for King and Empire again.

Something we can all be proud of!

3 weeks ago.

No worries Max. Is a Mild one. Give it a month and we will all be back to normal. Moaning about interest rates and the scum living next door.

And by so...

ScoMo will crowned PM again! 3 weeks ago.

What about Clytores? What does she do on your farm of muck, you shit for brains sista-fucking hillbilly? 3 weeks ago.

Clem - he's what ya might call the "Boss man".  He's 'bout 5 shades of brown lighter than Cletus who picks 'maters fer me 'round summer time. 3 weeks ago.

Well, let's have a closer look at this Promised Land... 3 weeks ago.

Another greats spiel Max but gotta take issue with what you say about Albanese. It is just like what happend with old Sleepy Joe in the US. "Main thing is to get rid of Trump" the limp dicked MSM and lily livered liberals said there, "that'll fix COVID". Well have a look at Idiot Land now, it is fucking worse with Biden!

Albanese and the lame arse ALP have an opportunity now to provide a real alternative and to stop waiting to act. But is there any hope they will? A very simple thing, straight from the start they should have said "Free RATS now". But no, they wait so long even ScoMo is catching up on them. The time of the 'lesser evil' bullshit is over. Hard to see if Albanese was in power it would be any different. They are still in thrall to same powers that be (Murdoch, mining, Captial, etc) as ScoMo and his crew of fuckwits. 3 weeks ago.

Clem is it? I thought it was Cletus...

Anyway, getting back to the article at hand. ScoMo better get off his arse soon or the tottering edifice that is AussieLand might come crashing down. 3 weeks ago.

Clem Boolits run thar Farm's HR Department.  He make legal problems 'n whatnot disapair. 4 weeks ago.

Thought we got lucky and the 'My My My' (as in Sharona/Rona) had got you.

Who is this Clem? I hope he ain't been didling your sister behind your back you dumb Hillbilly fuck. 4 weeks ago.

I'm a badck up 'n runnin, boys 'n girls.  Any of you commies 'n junkies need some money, y'all come on down 'n work on my farm.  'M tak'n applications.  Yer first meal is on me - free as a roofie in a lill gal's licker drink.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls.  Fun fun fun down at thar Ricardovitz Ranch.  Contact Clem at: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. 4 weeks ago.

They're making the Soylent.

I knew this was what those bastards were up to! 4 weeks ago.

Isn't Chinky Premier Xi a fan of Confucius too? Maybe he locked up all them Uighurs so they could be smartened up with a bit of this philosophy. 4 weeks ago.

So Pete, what you are saying is that you want to rub the hairy balls of Jesus. Is this right? 4 weeks ago.

I like the tactile cross I see above. The Gospellers says that to touch is to truly feel and believe in the Lord. And if he feels a bit round and hairy, well that just makes him more realer than ever. 4 weeks ago.

Well we all know what the powers-that-be did to the old Christ! 4 weeks ago.

Ohhh... A Jesus who doesn't know if he is a boy or girl is it. Well that suddenly takes on all sorts of possibilities...

Let's fill the Hill of Golgotha with cries of pleasure my Jewish minx! Climbing up the ladder to give you one last serve...

Oh. Shit. Where were we? Gotta clean my pants again.

Yours with the Horniness,
Hairy Fuckedbarnacle 4 weeks ago.

I watched the new movie 'DON'T LOOK UP' the other night. I thought it was a documentary. Replace the asteroid with global warming or the pandemic and by christ it IS a documentary. 4 weeks ago.

We have been saying for a long time that Opus Dei fanatics like NSW Premier Dominant Paraquat and other Satan worshiping fiends have had their claws on our world.

Now the goat shit is hitting the fan! Expect for these demon lovers to unmask themselves soon. Human sacrifice wont be too long after that.

We are F U C T

4 weeks ago.

2022 looking fucking great already. The so called "mild" Omicron sending more kids and people to hospital than ever before. And on the Climate front wildfires burning out of control in the middle of fucking winter in Yankee land while London basks in a 16C day in a record New Years day temperature.

There is no way way we are reaching 2023! 4 weeks ago.

The rain will come. It will be heavy and long. And it will wash the scum off the streets. The ScoMos.The Paraquats. The Dick-a-Dee Dans. Yeh. There won't be one of those fuckers left.
And when it stops the heavens will drop a sigh of relief. For all the scum has been washed away. 4 weeks ago.

You may have hit on the best prevntative! Alcohol and lots of it! Drink up, peeps, the End is very fucking nigh 4 weeks ago.

Ah Max! There's no worries. Have a look at Barnaby. That cunt got it and survived. Shit he is as drunk as a skunk most times; if it couldn't knock him over I reckon the rest of us will do fine. 4 weeks ago.

Boonie back in the news again. Wish I kept one of those dolls. Who knows what they would be saying now... 4 weeks ago.

If he did it, Sadass would be alive now.

A lesson for all that face the might of USA and her lackeys... Friday, 24 December 2021

And we reach Nirvana Friday, 17 December 2021

This dive into irreverence more relevant than ever... Thursday, 16 December 2021

Thomas Acquinas. Larry Flynt. Queen Bodacious. Chou En Lai. Victor Mature. Sister Golden Haired Surprise.

All good sons and daughters of the earth, who found in faith a way of bountiful living.

With the Ancient Greeks sending us their backhanded compliments nowadays, don't you think it is time to examine your inner spiritual well being as well?

There is more to life than Google me heartys! Thursday, 16 December 2021

Well, well, well.

The future again pinpointed by the 'News.

Gotta love it.

(yes I know COVID is not Avian flu, but it's a virus just the same) Saturday, 11 December 2021

Yes XenoxNews is a treasure trove of classics. Even by you, you dumbass sista fucking hillbilly Ricky  Saturday, 11 December 2021

Done fergot 'bout my 10 tips fer Aussie Landlords.  Y'all shoudl read this here! Saturday, 11 December 2021

Thank'n you fer yer report'n, Flam.  Drawbridge is up, thar tain't even a still noware near my land.  Right quiet 'round here during thar wintertime. Think'n 'bout taking a vay-cay ta Austrailia.  Gonna bring a trunk 'o flags with me 'n some shirts that say "RICARDOVITS FOR AUSTRAILIA'S PRIME MINISTER":

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Pull up the drawbridge hillbilly. Biden's Feds are coming for your fat ass! Friday, 10 December 2021

Thanks fer thar heads-up, Ted. Close 'nuff ta gimme shit-stains in my drawers. Well, I'm gonna have ta git busy 'n sort some thangs, ain't I.  Much obliged. Thursday, 09 December 2021

Hey Hillbilly. Looks like they have busted your farm:

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Wages at $0.20 an hour. Sounds like you, you Redneck Asshole
Thursday, 09 December 2021

Bless yer Heart, Flam!  Pa-paw 'd yelp "YOU DERN'T KNOW NOTHIN".......'n then he'd blast ya ta bits fer speakin Evil.  RIP Pa-paw....

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Rebels? Zombies? Hillbillies?

Hard to tell the difference. Monday, 06 December 2021

What Rebels?  They's EVERWARE!!!  Walk'n 'bout the countriside of Australia.  Walk'n about the countriside of Constantinople.  But, here ware I am, is thar Epicenter of Southern Rebelion.  They is commi'n to Monash.  They is commi'n to Sydney.  They is Commi'n to Bendingo, 'n Geelong, 'n Ballrat 'n other such nefarious places.  Places ware Thar Devil has take ahold 'n is turn'in good Gun Owning, Independent think'n folks into SOCIALIST ZOMBIES!!!  DEVIL ZOMBIES.  COMMIES WITH CRAP-STAINS 'N TIT-HOSES!!! 
G Friday, 03 December 2021

Who are these rebels you'd be supporting in Australia Ricky? Those clowns marching in the streets who are stomping their feet because "the Gubbmint" telling them to show some personal responsibility?

Most of them do seem to be fuckwits just like yourself Ricky, so yeh they'd probably vote for you.  Wednesday, 01 December 2021

We is getti'n bigger!  Yessiree, we is tak'n a gander at Australia fer a Southern Dixie state. Be fly'n thar Stars 'n Bars across all of Aussie Land.  Gonna call it "New Alabama" on account of it already git a whole lot of "A"'s in its name jest like Australia.

Gonna make a new Anthem fer Australia.  Been work'n on it.  Gonna go somethin like this:

God save the South, God save the South,
Australia is a comm'n tar join, God save the South!
Now that the war is nigh, now that we arm to die,
Chanting our battle cry, "Freedom or death!"
Chanting our battle cry, "Freedom or death!"

God be our shield, at home or way down in Aussie Land,
Stretch Thine arm over us, strengthen and save.
What tho' thar three to one, forward each sire and son,
Strike till the war is won, strike to the grave!
Strike till the war is won, strike to the grave!

God made the right stronger than might,
We is gonna trample millions down in their pride.
Lay thar legions low, roll back the ruthless foe,
Let the proud spoiler know God's on our side.
Let the proud spoiler know God's on our side.

Rebels before, Rebels of yore.
Rebel's the righteous name Washington bore.
Rebels ain't ta blame!
Making it first in fame, foremost in war.
Making it first in fame, foremost in war.

War to the hilt, thar be the guilt,
Who fetter the free man to ransom the slave.
Up then, and undismay'd, sheathe not the battle blade,
Till the last foe is laid low in the grave!
Till the last foe is laid low in the grave!

Ausie Land now Baptized New Alabama!!! Tuesday, 30 November 2021

If that kid is your National hero it just shows what a small and stupid country yours is Ricky.  Tuesday, 30 November 2021

Kyle - he a Natinal Hero.  Even fer us Dixies who dern't got much tar do with them Yankees.  The Good Lord done spoke to the joory 'n told 'em ta do justice.  That's what happened in America - Justice fer good folks 'n death tar the Commie bastards who try 'n rip moral values from thar grips of good men!!!  Monday, 29 November 2021

Happiness is an individual pursuit. But should it, like power, only come from the barrel of the gun? Monday, 29 November 2021

They are hauling it out again. 'They' being the bald headed thickwit Dutton. Sunday, 28 November 2021

Bestiality even! Sunday, 28 November 2021

Woahhh... was a perverted place here 20 years or so ago! Sunday, 28 November 2021

A picture assay decrying the wanton violence on our streets perhaps.

Plain to see that no one wins when the youth are waving weapons of singular destruction around. So crazy that I think the pre-emptive invasion of this madman country maybe warranted before their pestilence of individual 'gun rights' infects any one else. Saturday, 27 November 2021

Someone said 5 years. Yeh, 5 years that's all. Saturday, 27 November 2021

Put on a box and see the pretty colours. Saturday, 27 November 2021

Please send your army of Kyles to the Celestial Empire. It would be perfectly American. Saturday, 27 November 2021

I wanna join the...
Tongue wagging lunatics

Hanging out with the...
Bottom waving non-believers

We'll all be...
Whipping the dripping
Till the pus comes out Sunday, 21 November 2021

You dern't no dirt cuz you 'n yer kind sit high up in yer sky boxes push'n papers with yer peckers. Bunch o' pajama boys 'n underoos goons. Saturday, 20 November 2021

Actually Julia it sounds more like something our current PM did. Thursday, 18 November 2021

Fuck that. I want the End of Daze! Wednesday, 17 November 2021

Oh! What a filthy fellow ;)

Looks like your a hillbilly always ready for 'action' with your friendly hillbilly mates. You naughty boy! :) Wednesday, 17 November 2021

Dern't ware no underware.  Jest my britches 'n, stout shirt, 'n work boots. What part 'o East New York City where you come sport'n fancy "underware"? Wednesday, 17 November 2021

Remembered what it was yet Ricky? Maybe that fleeting thought as you cum into your Sister again... Tuesday, 16 November 2021

You're a Christian fella Ricky. So do tell. How do you wear that metal underwear; around the hips or around your teeny pecker? Tuesday, 16 November 2021

That bastard sent her a batch of poisoned dim sims! Damn those fiendish Chinese... Tuesday, 16 November 2021

Xi Jinping is evil Satan incarnate!!!  THAT SLANT-EYE MUST BE DESTROYED.  Tuesday, 16 November 2021

Xi Jinping done poisoned her!  Y'all Brits gonna take this ly'n down? Tuesday, 16 November 2021

Just another quick question. Does Opus Dei Dom wear that pictured wire around the waste or around the pecker?

Horny minds would like to know :) Monday, 15 November 2021

Looks like Queen Liz won't be around for much longer. Expect Big Ears to be side-stepped and the more pliable William plonked on the throne. Monday, 15 November 2021

feld Sunday, 14 November 2021

Let's see where we are at in 6 months after Opus Dei Dom has forced open Australia. Don't think this pandemic is over by a long shot.

And what a fucking nightmare that the cracked followers of the bearded bastard from Bethlehem are gaining power! Saturday, 13 November 2021

Rhymes? We got 'em by the dozen. Friday, 12 November 2021

Dictator Dan or DICKtator Dan?

get it my horny lovlies ;) Friday, 12 November 2021

20 years later and I'm still waiting for the Corn to Drop Friday, 12 November 2021

My mighty Lord wipes his Arse with Jeebus and all his supporters. Picks his teeth with the Cathedrals and Minarets of all your Houses of Worship...

Oh Lord Cthulhu kick the arse of the prostrate Mohammedan and praying Christian. Strip the Jew of his flesh and spank the Buddhist with your fist of fury. Hold the atheist by his toes and deep him in your anal secretions...


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Friday, 12 November 2021

I don't know about that PM ScoMo but Premier Dom is a man of Good and true Faith. An upstanding Catholic, ready to fight for the Glorious Church of Rome and all her Saints!

Mother Mary is certainly looking down and blessing his people of NSW. Unlike that heathen hell hole south of the Murray! Friday, 12 November 2021

Jest fancy names fer gettin sick as a dawg.  We git ticks 'round here that'll git ya way sicker 'n a rabid dawg.  Give ya lyme disease, er even the pecker-drops. Friday, 12 November 2021

Xi Jinping, ya fat faggot coward, git on down here ta my farm 'n I'm gonna teach ya how ta git yer workers work'n like they tain't never wroked never before. I git thar secret recipie, Xi ya slant-eyed commie squish.  Yessiree, you is gonna pay fer yer lesson, but you is gonna learn ta love it.  Cuz, you commie bastards is doin it all wrong.  Sprinkle a little of 'ol Ricky's secret sauce on thar food, 'n they'll work dill their li'll rice-peckers fall off!!! Friday, 12 November 2021

It's first words?
"Where's the bog mate. I'm dying!"

Seems no dunnies down in Hell Monday, 01 November 2021

The only jerky you had you dumbarse sista-fucker, was jerking your little pecker with tweezers! Saturday, 30 October 2021

Tain't no niggers up in these lands fornicat'n on a man's anus-hole. They seems ta dissapear into thar night's breeze 'fore gitt'n past Karen's Kracker Kitchen down 'ole 441. I seem ta 'member hav'n some damn fine jerky last time I visited Karen's. Karen says it's her "secret recipie". Saturday, 30 October 2021

I suppose you too dumb to remember Ricky but there was COVID back then. It was called SARS Saturday, 30 October 2021

Thems folks all git the Covid 'n died, dummy!  Gotta learn you someth'n with a switch 'n a Bowie Knife, boy!!! Saturday, 30 October 2021

Oh, that is quite a nifty tune Ted! Friday, 29 October 2021

Yes. what ever happened to the Anthrax investiagtion... Thursday, 28 October 2021

Dumb ass Aussie will buy anything from their American overlords, even if they never get to see the end product Thursday, 28 October 2021

Dern't fret, you is on his list ta git gunned down fer yer Homosexual perversion. He's gonna turn ya into a pillar of AIDS dust. Yessiree!!! Wednesday, 27 October 2021

Ohhh! He is such a Manly boy! I'd love Jesus to be pounding me cum judgement day :) Get my drift Ricky? Wednesday, 27 October 2021

Ya dern't know a Joo from a shoe. Jesus Christ was a Jew - thar last Jew on earth, till he git killed. Them that foller Jesus is God's Chosen.  But, mostg folks dern't know the real Jesus.  Thar Warrior Jesus.  He's a comm'n back ta blast all you heathens back ta Hell ware y'all come from....

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Yessiree, Boys 'n Girls.  He's a commin, guns a blaze'n!!! Wednesday, 27 October 2021

There you go again with your anti-Fannyism.
Mr Riocardovitz you surely must not be of Jewish extraction if you have such a problem with God's gift to this barren Earth. One of those pasty white fellas in the Georgia woods I would imagine Friday, 22 October 2021

Flam - must be somethin awful hav'n a ugly sissy with a tarred 'n tanned fanny.  Feel sorry fer ya, boy!!! Friday, 22 October 2021

Yer gonna die.  Git over it.  Go buy some folks ta pick yer cotton 'n greens, 'n sip ice-cool mint juleps on yer front porch!

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NSW virus numbers have dropped dramaticaly in the past month and a half so we can expect the same to happen in Victoira... in about a month ana half! And then? Then, as people head out and about to get on the beers and party like it's 1999... the numbers will blow out again. And when the next variant arrives? Enjoy your btreather, folks, this show ain't over yet! Thursday, 21 October 2021

Turns out it was mental illness. Something you undoubtedly suffer as well, you sista-fucking fool Ricky. Monday, 18 October 2021

I git up 'n read the news this morn.  Right thar, in big print says "NORWAY MUSLIM WENT A KILL'N FOLKS WITH ASSAULT BOW AND ARROW".  If them dumb Reindeer-Fornicators had GUNS, then all's anyone had to do was pump some lead inta that Muslim feller.  He'd be suck'n Muhammed's cock in Muslim Hell by now. Yessiree, he would!!! Thursday, 14 October 2021

What on earth is wrong with a fanny-wacker? You would have to be a real uptight Joe UnCool not to like the fanny-wackers. Who amongst us hasn't had the good fortune of their fine company? You must be the produce of very bad inbreeding not to appreciate the sights and sounds of a good fanny-whacking Mr Ricardovitz. Wednesday, 13 October 2021

I'm a gonna pray fer y'all.  FORNICATE THAR DEVIL! In thar name 'o every punk, queer, faggot, darkie, joo, tranny, mcnanny, fanny-wacker, 'n bovine fornicator EVIL MUST LEAVE THIS PLACE, er be banished to the nearest My Li'll Pony web blog.  Amen.  Yessiree!!! Wednesday, 13 October 2021

No worries now my good son Max. The good leader of NSW has released you all from your COVID bonds.

Praise the Lord and all his Saints! Monday, 11 October 2021

Well praise the Lord and all the Saints! It seems finally we have a good Catholic Man in charge of Australia again. Or at least Sydney, the rest of this godforsaken country doesn't really matter. And it seems our boy Dominic is also a Opus Dei man. It is really marvellous.

Hopefully he will start pumping some of that cash into our good Catholic schools again. They have been starved by those Pentacostal demons!
Tuesday, 05 October 2021

Gladys. Another weak as piss Aussie pollie. Going gets tough and she fucks off. Friday, 01 October 2021

I'd suppose you Yanks would have a few missiles spare. Send them here Ricky we can look after them. If we ever grow our own balls we can lob them back at your shithole land of the free. Friday, 01 October 2021

Er ya could jest beg 'Merica fer some Nukes 'n go ta town on them chink-rat-bastards.  Reminds me of a li'll ditty my Paps 'd sing me:

Chinky Dinky Daffy
Jappy Wacky Taxi
Jewy Chewy Fooey
Franny go git yer Nanny
Janny done been naughty
Jack'n Janny's all snotty
Bend 'er over 'n spank her fanny!
Spank, spank spank - spank her fanny
spank, spank spank - spank her fanny
Franny, Janny 'n Nanny - fannies gotta git spanked.
Thursday, 30 September 2021

It's tough being the lonely white guys out in the middle of nowhere! You'd be scared too if you were us; the yellow peril is always threatening to invade. I know cause my Grandpa told me.
So sometimes you got to sell a little bit of your arse to protect your arse. Tuesday, 28 September 2021

How easily duped Australians are! Once hiding behind Britain's skirts, now sucking on US dick Sunday, 26 September 2021

Finally we get a selfie of the sista-fucking Hillbilly! You're as ugly as I've always reckoned Ricky. Tuesday, 21 September 2021

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Crovid gonna kill ya 'fore thar weather git ya.  Dern't rightly know what y'all Communists give a dern for.  Cuz, all that meth yhou is smooki'n 'll rot yer teeth 'n yer cerebal maatter liquf jest gonna melt yer brains like butter on hot flapjacks Tuesday, 21 September 2021

Boyo, this COVID stuff really gets the Mob stirred. Wonder what'll happen once the Climate Change really hits? It's gunna be a madhouse. Monday, 20 September 2021

What ever happened to young Jacob? Saturday, 18 September 2021

Just like that fucking F-35 plane. Yanks say jump, and the Aussies say how high and please take our money Friday, 17 September 2021

Xi has already got you Yanks running in circles. You gunna be slopping his noodles for the rest of your life Hillbilly! Friday, 17 September 2021

By the time Aussies get delivery of these nukey subs the fucking things will be obsolete. All par for the course with those suckers Down Under!  Friday, 17 September 2021

Aussies is gonna shove thar STARS 'N BARS up Xi Jinping's slant-eyed ass. Friday, 17 September 2021

Well well. It seems that PM Morrison has been listening to my calls. This really is a wise decision, and it brings to mind the 3 great leaders who stood up to tyranny and terror back 20 years ago. I am sure PM's Blair and Howard and President Bush II are proud of their counterparts today. And you can bet the Red Dictator Xi will be sleeping a little uneasily tonight.

God bless. Thursday, 16 September 2021

I git a place fer ya 'n all yer Meth-Mouths.  Y'all make right good fertilizer fer my Korn fields. Well, that's what them young'n tell me.  Damn Korn sure be as sweet as sassafrases pie. Wednesday, 15 September 2021

We welcome all brothers into our Family. Sisters too.
But as for you Hillbilly types... you can fuck right off. Friday, 10 September 2021

Wheel?  No, we git niggers ta do all the pick'n 'n plant'n 'round here. I round up some white dopers ta do the clean'n, 'n fix'n thangs. We know how ta run thangs 'round here.  Come on down, I'll shows ya first hand!!! Thursday, 09 September 2021

I blame the Feminist lobby for losing Afghanistan. Thursday, 09 September 2021

Do you like the Wheel Ricardo? Are you a follower of the machine?

If so, get down on your knees and pray for our forgiveness. Our retribution will be swift and merciless otherwise. Wednesday, 08 September 2021

AMEN, brother Matthias - a brother in arms, indeed.  Raise them Stars 'n Bars! Purify thar Unclean with cleansi'n fire 'n white lightnin'!!! Wednesday, 08 September 2021

Open up them floodgates... Let it all wash away the sick, the depraved. The unclean.
Until our world is pure again. A White pureness. Sanitised and protected against the non-clean people. 
Join us. We will purify with fire and cleanse with water.
Join us. Saturday, 04 September 2021

You know what we call Gladys over here in Australia? We call her Typhoid Gladys Friday, 03 September 2021

Hey Boy, Dern't y'all Aussies know thar United States 'o Yankeeland owns Pine Gap in Alice Springs?  Yep - them Yankee spies is watch'n fer yer socialists ta screw the pooch, 'n then they is gonna turn Pine Gap into Pine Gape - expand it by 1000x fold.  Yessiree, thar bars 'n stars is gonna fly over Australia one way er 'nother. Friday, 03 September 2021

Ahhh Corona. Could you but be a faded rose from days gone by? A reminder that man and all his bric-a-brac are nothing but dust in the eyes of our almighty King Cthulhu!

May he squish the heathen blood between his toes, and lacerate the unbelieving with his claws of silver and gold. Deliver the Christian, Jew, and Mohammed, to the jaws of the languid lizards beneth the Arctic seas and baste them in the phlegm of your anus!

Thursday, 02 September 2021

Gotta wonder about those Aussie "Anarchists". They love to give the old reach-around to ASPI and other Yankee funded "Think Tanks". Thursday, 02 September 2021

Yep. That's how Kiwi did so well too. But once the My Sharona is in, it's in. Wednesday, 01 September 2021

Australia is essentailly one great big island and was ideally placed to keep out the pandemic. They fucked it up.  Wednesday, 01 September 2021

Is you drowned yet?  I reckon y'all been perdictatin thar great flood from melt'in ice.  But, Austrailia is jest one big 'ol desert mostly.  Dern't y'all think some more fresh water jest may could help y'all grow corn, wheat, soybeans 'n whatnot?

Anywhoo, I tain't nowares near no fish-shitt'n ocean.  Up here on a flat spot o' soil 'top a mountain overlook'n a lighted Cross over yonder. None of that thar fish-outhouse water is gonna git to me.  Nosirree!!! Tuesday, 31 August 2021

Add in the shit storm that climate change is gunna wreak on our lives, and we are doomed for a miserable 21st century. Tuesday, 31 August 2021

It's not the vaccine that is going to make everyone infertile and reduce the population. It is the fucking virus. Surrounded by lunatics out here ready to get fucked up by a virus - on principle! Monday, 30 August 2021

How about Alma, Clive? Sunday, 29 August 2021

Dern't git no Covid 'round here.  Fresh air, hard work, folks is do'in right fine.  Git on down ta my farm 'n I'll show y'all a good time!!! Saturday, 28 August 2021

Good news on the COVID front; the new Lambda variant can evade most vaccine induced and natural immunity. Heading our way soon.

Sorry. Did I say good news?

We're fuct. Friday, 27 August 2021

Owned? You yankees have been owned. By a bunch of bearded fanatics from the 10th century. Thursday, 26 August 2021

We done owned Afghanistan till we dern't want it no more.  Plundered whatever it git that worth a dern.  Now, we's giv'n that batch 'o sand back to y'all sand-coons. Have at it, sand chiggers. Monday, 23 August 2021

You're joking right. You Yanks got your fat shitty asses handed to you on a platter by some bearded defenders of the faith. Best you stay at home and shoot each other you dumb fuck Hillbilly. Monday, 23 August 2021

Lots 'n lots 'n lots 'n lots of dead Muslims littered 'bout in Afghanistan 'n Iraq 'n other nefarious places. That stench of rotting Muslim gizzards is thar smell of VICTORY!!! Saturday, 21 August 2021

Oh you Yanks. The most pathetic country in the world. Look at those Taliban hillbillies. They run your Yankee arse right out of Kabul. You should be like Reagan, stick to invading small Caribbean islands as they are the only ones you have got any hope of beating. Friday, 20 August 2021

Prefer the Xenox-Vax thank you. Friday, 20 August 2021

NUKE EM!!! NUKE EM!!!  NUKE THEM ISLAMIC MUSLIM WHORES!!!  While we is at it, NUKE XI JINPING AND HIS COMMIE CHINA SHITHOLE COUNTRY TOO!!! Friday, 20 August 2021

Locked down and lonely. The story of my life nowadays. But I still remember the good old days... When I ruled this country with a firm but fair hand. Which wasn't every day as sometimes my hands were engaged in other matters ;)

I tell you what, if I was in charge now things would be different! With no GST on Tissues and free high speed internet, I would ensure that Aussies would have plenty to keep themselves entertained during this pandemic time. With my policies in place things would be different, I assure you.

But look at who we got now. A God-bothering fuckwit and his band of limp-dick losers. And as for the 'opposition'... What a joke!

It's enough to make a man think about going into politics again... Tuesday, 17 August 2021

Now the Taliban are back in charge can we all be anti-Islamofascism again? Been so confusing lately, what with the East Turkimen liberators and Syrian Defence League getting our support and funds.


Asking for a friend ;)
Monday, 16 August 2021

What do you expect? Your prime minister is a member of a death cult. He thinks you are all going to Hell anyway so why should he care? Monday, 16 August 2021

They gonna nuke them swarthy li'll monkeys ta Eternal Damnmation!!!  Gonna be glorious.   Biden - he tain't gonna stop it neither.  Muzzy heads is gonna explode.  Sunday, 15 August 2021

Some dodgy shit going on in Afghanistan. First they gunna leave and then the Military-Liberal-NGO complex starts bleating and howling about the Taliban (while always quiet when the Yanks are killing the civilians) and bingo the Yanks are back more than ever. They ain't ever gunna leave, and with it being so close to the Chinks it will let them send the ETIM over the border to stir up shit there. Friday, 13 August 2021

What will these yank pricks be up to as the Rona and Climate Change comes to a head in the next few years? Certainly blocking any real action against either.. Wednesday, 11 August 2021

Time to de-elect that fuckwit ScoMo.

De-elect with extreme prejudice. Tuesday, 10 August 2021

It's invaluable insight like this that has me coming back to xenoxnews.com again and again. Keep it up - and I do mean UP - lads and lassies!  Saturday, 07 August 2021

Had a friend who wAS  a Jew. Then he changed his mind because his Mum lied.

Closed his eyes and felt it come.

Smoothed his hands over his face. (No woman aloud)

Wont you come? Wont you come?

Naked liar he was. All the fucking time.

But I wouldn't call him a spy. More like a mistaken Droog, y'know following the trend.

Saturday, 07 August 2021

ScoMo. Just the right kind of fuckwit Australia would choose to be in charge now. Friday, 06 August 2021

Lookey thar, jewboy - he git it right!!! Come on down ta my farm, 'n you can work yer enter-fornikat'n-penaur guts out fer me. Friday, 06 August 2021

Amen, brother Clive!!! Friday, 06 August 2021

"The hellfire juices of globalization, and the bursting pustules of prosperity."

Awww... You just Jealous. Jealous of the Go-Getters. The Hard-Workers. The Entrer-fucking-prenaurs.

Getting rich and living love high on the hog.

Suck on it ya Commie loser! Wednesday, 04 August 2021

Queensland on the front line now. They need God, guns, and guts! Terminate any resistance. This is a war. And like all our wars, it will only end in Victory! Wednesday, 04 August 2021

They free yet? Friday, 23 July 2021

Think Max is right. That prick is just lurking in the background. Could see him knifing that marshmallow ScoMo and taking over. What a nightmare that would be. Thursday, 15 July 2021

I'd cut off his jib alright! Thursday, 15 July 2021

Has the Ukraine ever not been in a mess? Split it down the middle; half to Poland the other half to Russia. That'll sort them out. Wednesday, 14 July 2021

I like that Commander Dutton. I like the cut of his jib. If anyone can lead Aussies to the promised land, then I reckon it is him. Wednesday, 14 July 2021

One day later: 112 new cases. Going UP!  Monday, 12 July 2021

Something is better than nothing. I'll take it! Monday, 12 July 2021

20 years 'n I'm a jest gettin starded.  One 'o these days, I'm gonna be thar Prime Minister of Australia.  Yessiree - all y'all gotta do is vote fer Ricardovitz.  Free Drugs fer the Drug addicts - 'n right powerful drugs too.  Whe n you depart this World, Ricardovitz is gonna make sure y'all Dopers git the ride of yer life.  Yer Brains 'll be on fire bathed in the serine senastions of dandalions 'nm poppies.  I'm gonna do great thangs. Yessiree!!! Friday, 09 July 2021

Coming up to 20 years now... Friday, 09 July 2021

Yessiree, inhanced jabs keep them workers 'o mine work'n hard 'n commin back fer more.   My paps learnt me that folks is slaves ta thar own vice.  Them yankees may of freed them Negros, but Negros love tickl'n thar brains with Crank'n Coolaid. I'm jest happy to oblige. Tuesday, 06 July 2021

It seems Prof Williams has seen the future with his enhanced XenoxVac, for as the latest COVID data is showing, we will be needing regular shots of new vaccine formulations. And what better way to get the hoi polloi on board then by adding a few extra mind altering ingredients with each shot.

I would be patenting this idea soon Prof, because you can bet the Pharma behemoths will be eyeing it off for their new jabs. Tuesday, 06 July 2021

Shit, this is exactly what that fuckwit Aussie PM ScoMo needs. He could solve the COVID problem in one fell swoop if he could get Prof Williams' smack-laden Vaccine into the arms of dinki-di Aussies.
Friday, 02 July 2021

Straight as thar edge of my Bowie Knife - that's how paps told me ta be, 'n thats how I am.  Dern't need none of yer Devil-Breath, Devil-Dust or Devil-lettice.  Lord tells folks ya can drink His wine, 'n that's all ya git. Everthang else come from the Devil!!! Wednesday, 30 June 2021

Christ Ricky. You are a straight edged loser. Your mind is shrinkwrapped in that idiot book your mommy made you read as a child.

Get on the leaf. Get on the pipe. Eat the 'shroom. Expand your horizons. These things were placed on our earth to enlarge our consciousness beyond the tiny good&evil you Christian fuckwits want to lock us in. Monday, 28 June 2021

Y'all Dopers 'n Drug Addicts is gonna burn in thar files of Hell.  Start out with the Devil's Lettace, 'n move 'long to that thar glass pipe with the Devil's hot breath in it.  Dern't need ta wait ta burn in Hell, just puff on the glass pipe 'n you is already thar. Monday, 28 June 2021

Hello? What about the pain ensuing? Not a very good look. Sunday, 27 June 2021

I dealt with China 13 years ago. Can read my prophetic prognosis here:

CHINA: ECONOMIC COLOSSUS OR ECONOMIC BASKETCASE?

Nothing about dead Reds or bullseyes. Just clear level headed analysis after a Hookah or two.


Thursday, 24 June 2021

Red is Dead.  China is gowin down down down.  Xi Jinping git a bullsey on his head 'n a laser-beam burnin a dot in it.  Thar South Shall Rise 'n we're takin'in Aussiland with us fer to put the big hurt on Xi Jinping's China. Yessiree I see Nukes a fly'n!!! Thursday, 24 June 2021

Hell yeh! That'll stop the Red revolution. A bunch of know-nothing Senators voted to ban something they don't know-nothing about! Keep up the good fight Ricky.



Dickhead. Wednesday, 23 June 2021

Xi Jinping's "Critical Race Theory" Banned In Australia.  Yessiree, boys 'n girls, thar fair minded Aussie Senate voted Monday fer bann'n  Marxist Critical Race Theory from classrooms Down Under.  This here be a big 'ol disappointment to fat Xi Jinping.  He so fat, Kim Fatty make fun of him.  Anywho, 30 smarty-smart Aussies said "HELL NO" to the Commies.  But, 28 Aussie Senators was lick'n Xi Jinping's Marxist balls like honey bees on sugarsmacks.

Hey, boys 'n girls, Commies is a Disease - they need tar be beat on the head with a heap of heavy common sense.   Ricardovitz - report'n the news ta Aussies since 1976.
Tuesday, 22 June 2021

Chief Chink, Xi Jinping be too fat ta lead, some reckon. Thar international community is frett'n this week 'bout revelations implicatin Commie China’s Xi Jinping bein too dern fat to ta tell Americans tar go fornicate themselves.

Xi Jinping cain't even blow out no birfday candels.  Nosiree, he cain't!!  China corresponded reported Xi Jinping 's already be vary angry, vary hungry, 'n still VARY FAT.  Anywhoo, I done read this in thar Washington Free Beacon.  Thar's also a li'll ditty 'bout it in thar White National Free Press.
Saturday, 19 June 2021

Ever watched when they killed him? More balls than any of the Yankee assholes will ever have. Saturday, 19 June 2021

Prof. What is the antigen that elicits the repsonse? The spike protein you say; but is it the Lee or the Gupta? Friday, 18 June 2021

You know whenever I see your deranged rants Ricky I hear banjos. And I hear pigs squealing. I imagine the mud pit where you, your sister, and the pig are rolling around naked. Enjoying yourselves in the way that your dumbarse god meant.

Now I got nothing against you hillbillies expressing your sexuality. We are all entitled to that. But it is the pig I object to. Can't you just stick to poking your sister; why must you bring the poor defenceless creature into your peverted orgies?

Hope one day that pig get's his jaws on your little pea shooter and rips it right off ya hillbilly cunt! Tuesday, 15 June 2021

You want thar Devil-Jab?  Stick that jabber of yers in thar AIDS infested, poo coated rectal thang them lady-boys git on thar King's Cross. Yu'll have a life 'o Devil-bliss 'n ferever shits of piss....'n blood. Tuesday, 15 June 2021

Does this XenoxVac jab enter thru the Pineal gland? Can it unlock the secrets of our universe for me?

Will it Immunise me against the pains of life? The dread days of living? Stop my mind turning in on itself as I grow steadily shabby and old...

Can it it unleash the power within? My strength unleashed in a fury of fists and violence. Maybe with it I can liberate the oppressed. The downtrodden. Can it make me a beacon of Power and Worship?

With my 'Second Shot' will I be able to stand naked and not ashamed amongst my peers? My manhood proud, bold, and erect?

I tell you, if this vaccine cannot. Then I will not.
Saturday, 12 June 2021

Dr. Japimoto, you ain't git nothin!  My brain is vast 'n smart. A tribute ta thar top-dog of all mankind. I can outsmart ya cipher'n, farm'in, mix'n charmicles 'n corralling farm hands. This tain't no bragadociary by Ricardovitz.  Nosirree itain't.  Thar Lord smiled down apon Ricardovits when he was birthed.  I be liv'n thar dream.  The Lord's Cross smile'n down upon me from the mountain yonder.  Lit up God's sky ever night. Friday, 11 June 2021

I got a vaccine for you my good man. It will inject a neuronal stem cell. Which could then locate itself into your obviously empty skull and populate you with a brain. Thursday, 10 June 2021

Git poked, er git revoked.  Thar Vaccine 'll set ya free, 'n I git a special vaccine fer folks work'n my land.  Yessiree, I surely do!!!  Come on down 'n I'll git ya credit at my Ricardovitz company store.  Good fer yer hole fambily, specially them little ones.  Give 'em a touch of go-juice 'n watchout, cuz they git ta pick'n collard greens like a piglet root'n 'round fer the red-root. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

I normally don't descend into the cheap seats but seeing this is from the great man of Washington I thought I'd better respond...

Where is the peer review Anthony? Up ya fucking arse,that's where it is!
You think that someone with my intellect would deign to let some Dr Nobody from Hicksville Institute have a look at my world shaking research? No. Fucking. Way.
Now how about you piss off back to DC and come up with your own bloody vaccine.

Love, Prof Williams. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

You know I had some fucking plans before all this shit. Lined up a lot of meetings with investors all over the World for my project. And this type of project requires face to face meetings. Anyone can fake it over Zoom, right?

The dreams I had for myself, my family, my community... All shattered by this fucking virus. So I am hoping Prof that this vaccine, unlike all the rest, will give us the break we need to go out there and INNOVATE and ENTREPRENEUR.

Otherwise I don't know what the fuck I will do. Tuesday, 08 June 2021

Peer review my good man. Where is the peer review? Tuesday, 08 June 2021