Created: Thursday, 27 February 2003 Written by CorrespondentCheney gets a call from his "boss" W.
"I've got a problem" says W.
"What's the matter" asks Cheney.
"Well you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so I found a jigsaw puzzle but it's too hard. None of the peices fit, and I can't find any edges."
"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.
"A big rooster!" replies W.
"All right" sighs Cheney " I'll come over and have a look."
So he heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk.
Cheney looks at the desk and turns to W and says "For crying out loud Georgie- put the corn flakes back in the box!"