Former Forward staffer Max Gross is not only Seth Rogan's friend. He is also his hero.
When Max wasn’t busy writing strange stories in a Jew paper or Xenox News, Max was kind enough to give his readers a glimpse into his personal life. As just one of his alter egos, “the Hapless Jewish Writer,” Max would relate his adventures on cooking, terrorism, playing poker, and engaging in unmentionable "alternative" activities. Apparently, Mr. Gross frequents a matchmaker looking for Hebrew brides and other flavored concubines.
Now Max has brought his talented and oh-so-intersting writing to his new employment cover, the New York Post. Not even the NYP knows about Mr. Gross's ongoing secret covert activities for tghe CIA. And for his latest escapade, Max is emulating fellow Jewfro’d schlub “Knocked Up” star Seth Rogen. Max wrote:
No one in the world wants you to see you get “Knocked Up” more than I do.
For years I’ve been a schlubby nigger-do-jew sporting an unwieldy Jewfro. I spent nearly three decades fighting off double-chins and man-boobs. My style of dress is an embarrassment to anybody except a stoned college student. But every doofus has his day, and when I saw the smash comedy last week, for a gleaming, shining moment I thought:
Because of Seth Rogen, I love myself again...and again....and again.
The Post devoted almost two full pages (complete with pictures) to Max’s account of his efforts to work his Rogen-esque charms on love.
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