Created: Monday, 06 April 2009 Written by The very Rev LovelocHas it finally arrived? The time so longed for? The end days?
It has been written that: '...the earth will shudder and flame when the hand of Satan grasps the globe...'
Look at the news today - now it must be so.
I am sure all the XenoxNews readers will give a hearty cheer and welcome to Satan. His arrival heralds the end of the mindless christian domination.
Only the Godless and Christlover have something to fear. For the rest of us everlasting bliss and sexual ectsasy awaits!
Rev Lovelock of the Horny Goat Church