Created: Wednesday, 09 June 2004 Written by St PeterDon't worry oh fair America. Ronnie is with me now: in the shining golden city of Heaven! Where naked babes fondle the penises of old men!
Where evil doers are smited blind with wilful vengeance!
Where the star and stripes flutters un-impeded in the breath of almighty God!
Oh Ronnie is fine now. His with Tricky Dicky rimming some buxom cherubim and seraphim now.
Their only cry "I think I've got Knob Ache!"