Nick Cave gets Monash University Doctorate for 'taking drugs and singing'

Created: Friday, 28 March 2008 Written by Tired and Fed Up

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Aussie 'musician' and well known drug taker Nick Cave has been given an honorary degree of Doctor of Laws from Monash University. He received this honor even though he flunked University the first time.

Fuck me. Any dickhead can get a Doctorate nowadays!

So there is a lesson for you children: drop out of uni, get addicted to heroin, yell and scream and call it music, and you too will be rewarded with a 'Doctorate of Laws'.

No wonder this country is going down the dunny.