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Xenox me this Doctor!

Created: Wednesday, 02 June 2021

Written by The Xenox Science Desk

COVID Vaccine?

Forget the rest and get the fucking best!

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COVID-19: Do you feel lucky, punk?

Created: Thursday, 03 June 2021

Written by Max Gross

User Rating: 3 / 5

"Today the Victorian outbreak reached 60 cases and it was announced the lockdown would continue in Greater Melbourne for another seven days.”

“NSW health authorities are working against the clock to determine when COVID-19 spread between the members of a Victorian family who holidayed in NSW more than a week ago… So far 243 people have been identified as casual contacts…”

Meanwhile the UK has declared NO COVID-19 deaths for the first since the pandemic struck its shores, despite the PM there – Boris Johnson – being at least as much of a complacent buffoon as Australia’s Scott Morrison.

Like Morrison, Johnson had wanted to let the virus run wild in order to acquire ‘herd immunity’, regardless of the even greater numbers of illness and deaths such a catastrophic hands-off response would have caused.

The Future

Created: Thursday, 15 April 2021

Written by Titus Groan's younger brother

User Rating: 5 / 5

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A Solution for all that Trouble in the Middle East...

Created: Thursday, 13 May 2021

Written by Foreign Affairs Desk

User Rating: 5 / 5

You know, many have tried.

Shit, even we have tried! Have a look; we have published a number of plans. But still war and terror rages in the Holy Land. What is there to do?

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This Pommy prick thought he had a great solution... hand it all to the Saudis!

What type of English Royal Family Do we Want?

Created: Thursday, 04 March 2021

Written by Royal Reporter

User Rating: 5 / 5

Questions have been raised about the Germans in Buckingham Palace...

Queen Mum on the Piss

Maybe it is time for a rebrand. Let's get them some new PR hacks, and get ourselves a brand fucking new Royal Family.

AUSTRALIA’S DAZE OF HEAVEN AND HELL

Created: Monday, 03 May 2021

Written by Max Gross

User Rating: 5 / 5

Has there ever been a greater admission of failure by an Australian government?

The reactionary Morrison LNP government is threatening Aussies attempting to fly home from India with 5 years in jail or a fine of up to $66,000 after dribbling idiot Health Minister Greg *unt made the unprecedented decision with an emergency determination under the Biosecurity Act that he did NOT implement for the UK or USA when those countries fell off the Covid-19 cliff.

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