Election 2022: Aussies come up for air

Created: Wednesday, 25 May 2022

Written by Max Gross

That’s it. Done, dusted and exhausted. My bottle of Proper Twelve Irish whiskey is empty and the worst, most corrupt, cruel and duplicitous prime minister and Australian government in history has been roundly crushed and routed.

It feels less of an historic victory than a return to basic human decency.

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Oz Election 2022. Polls say the race is tightening, and ScoMo can still win!

Created: Wednesday, 18 May 2022

Written by Digger, Cranbourne

Yes, that's right you latte sippers. It seems the more the Aussie voter sees of 'Albo', the less they like him. And why not; he is just another labor hack that want to raise taxes and waste money on the 'luvvies' favorite causes...

Splash the Cash Albo!

Created: Tuesday, 19 April 2022

Written by Frank Blues

User Rating: 5 / 5

Anthony Albanese is the latest in a long line of ALP losers trying to become PM. Given their pathetic record, it looks like it's gunna be another uphill battle for them this election. Well here's a suggestion. How about trying something different for a change. A different tack. This time around...

Splash the Cash Albo!

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Down & Dirty Downunder: Election 2022

Created: Monday, 02 May 2022

Written by Max Gross

User Rating: 5 / 5

"The Liberal Party has tended to avoid worrying the electorate with actual policies, focusing instead on proving the truth of the observation from H.L. Mencken to the effect that ‘the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary.’ "

I stopped watching televised news after the 2019 federal election. I just use the TV screen to watch Netflix or DVDs now. For the 2022 election I have avoided most “news” reports about it and have just dabbled here and there on social media and independent online news sites. So much better for my blood pressure!

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PM ScoMo. Elect me Aussie JunkYard King!

Created: Wednesday, 23 March 2022

Written by Election 2022 NewsDesk

This May 21 Scott Morrison wants to be elected King of Australia. That's right; inspired by Barbados, ScoMo wants Aussies to give Will and Kate the boot and raise him to a new Aussie Royal Throne.

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Is he praying? Calling on his Messiah to save us all?

But who is this man really? This JunkYard King who wants to hoist himself upon the bedraggled masses of dinki-di Aussies. Perhaps the best way to know him is via song...