Scotty the Simp Assaults Elderly Citizen
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COVID-19 vaccinations began in Australia today with Prime Minister Scott Morrison among the first handful of recipients, naturally.
He was always going to be at the front of the queue.
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What does reciprocity mean?
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A simple strategy for the podcaster who would like to appear clever in 2021 is to casually drop the word reciprocity into a sentence.
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Bushfire or Rona? Or both?
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Australia’s bushfire ‘season’ has begun...
Begun? It never ended!
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In these times of trouble...
...Frank told me to reach for my Faith!
Civilised World breathes a sigh of relief as Joe Biden vanquishes Trump
With the marking of their ballot card, or the pulling of a lever, the good people of the USA have shown us again the righteousness of democracy by serving an eviction notice to disgraced President Donald Trump.
They have realised that now is the time to put the grownups back in charge. And in President-elect Joe Biden they have wisely chosen an experienced Politician and Statesman, one who has shown in the past that he will not bow to threats from irresponsible World actors and terrorists.
XenoxNews.com Resident Warmonger Patriot says: "In Biden we have a leader of the free world very much in the vein of that other great leader President George W Bush"
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Boxy. Wherefore Art Thou?
Dear Boxy,
It has been a while since we beheld your mysterious countenance. A long time since you dispensed your pearls of wisdom to the adoring masses. It has been so long that some are even doubting your existence.
Tell me Boxy, are you still here?
Regards,
LordyLordyLordy
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"The Americans eat up our oil as if it were a sweet dessert, but they let the terrorists kill us," Muhaissen said yesterday as he kicked a singed shoe out of the yard. "No one is safe in Iraq anymore."
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