IT'S TIME!

Created: Wednesday, 31 August 2005 Written by Chato
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Oz P.M. flips the economic switch. "It's showtime!" yelled Emperor Judas Homunculus
as he flipped the economic settings to recession
and economic collapse.
"I've waited a long time to deliver the amount of
destruction that will impress my neocon bum-chums."

As the froth of extreme mania built up on his
lower lip he raved on.

"You bludgers have had it too good for too long,
and now you shall see what the Howardland can do
now I have unlimited power! Look at me mum, I'm
on top of the world. Ha, ha, yes I can do anything,
I'm invincible. I made Australia, and now I will
break it!"

Having had advance warning of what is to come, the
smarter OZ political leaders have slithered out of
public life and are leaving the idiots to take the
blame for the coming economic and social carnage.