Created: Friday, 17 October 2003 Written by Lordy Lordy Lordy
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Our four eyed fuckwit PM Mr Magoo has announced that as a lasting tribute to the brave fallen Aussies of Bali we all have to have a flag tattooed on our arses. PM Magoo announced that $100 million dollars of the surprise surplus had been allocated to fund a giant tattoo van to scour the country looking for bums to place our rag on. The Balimobile was to be farewelled this Friday on its journey by the PM and his missus; Mrs Magoo. Anyone refusing the tattoo would be forced to explain why to Ray Martin on A Current Affair.

And hopefully that's the last time we'll hear about fucking Bali from that four eyed carpet eating scumbag.