Created: Thursday, 23 March 2006 Written by Chato
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Oz PM delivers stern warning to QLD deep north.

Frothing from his lower lip, the noble and
stern but fair leader of the glorious
Howardland delivered words of support to
the denizens of the ravaged deep-north.

"Despite all the warnings my regime has
given, despite the numerous examples of
souls broken under the punitive wheels of
Howardland welfare reforms, you have defied
me and have decided to become bludgers!
It is no use lying in the mud having asthma
attacks in your wet clothing as you starve.
Soon you shall all feel the harsh but fair
sting of the lash of Centrelink!"