Created: Thursday, 20 July 2006 Written by Chato
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"He's not really so evil!" says mistress.

In a leaked confidential talk with a
nameless young lady, we get a glimpse
into the heart of darkness that has
destroyed this once was a nation:-

"He liked me to play with his willy, but
I could never coax any life into it -
his nutsack was so dry and withered!
I know a lot of people think he is really
lower than a dog-turd stuck on the sole of
a shoe, but he is a really sweet guy.
He would cry himself sick over the things
that the Hellsong satanists made him do.
He hates himself to the non-core!"

At this point she had to service another
client, and the interview was terminated.